Comments on: Fantastic Finishes- Five Top Closes

By: ModernDayPhilosopher

ModernDayPhilosopher — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 11:52:32 +0000

The champagne close works like a charm. I keep at least a case or two on hand at my house at all times. The girls go wild for it, this has worked well for me since like 11th grade when I got my own house I would go to all the party’s suited down with A gucci or Armani hang for an hour then mention to 4 or 5 girls I have a few bottles of champagne on ice at my crib if they wanted to come back and chill and sure enough 3-4 nights a week I would have me and atleast 2 or 3 girls occupying the king sized bed.

I think you should consider starting a magazine titled the G-Manifesto as an alternate revenue stream plus personal selling point for your self you could write an article or two each issue for it and have the rest of it done by ghost writers. Also all the advertisements for you could sell for clubs and resorts you go to and latest and greatest shoes treads watches sunglasses and cologne would not only snag you mad cash but the clientele that reads the magazine would actualy apreceate the adds and buy the shit, unlike every other fucking magazine out there… I know I would deffinatly keep it on the magazine rack for poker nights, and all the other times my bros come over to sit back with some scotch or cognac and watch the game.

Once again love everything, writing is always impeccable.

By: venice style

venice style — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:55:47 +0000

nice article. good to keep spicing up new articles with links to the old stuff.

everything you say here is true.

By: wear a G on my chest

wear a G on my chest — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 08:36:13 +0000

ok, thank you, wow

we have different terminology where i roll, guess i need to step up my slang game? whats funny is ive already done this, im a bit too young to know what early 90′s shit is like, but the uber-white music festivals have shit on absolute lock

By: Coby

Coby — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:00:42 +0000

Split-Bean close?

I think it is when you split a roll with a girl.

By: wear a G on my chest

wear a G on my chest — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:44:50 +0000

I don’t get it, what is the Split-Bean close? Sounds like something to close fat girls…? If it is, I’m down!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:41:00 +0000

I prefer to chase money.
The women ALWAYS follow. 90% of women LOVE money and the 10% who don’t, love things that are obtained by it.
There isn’t a lot to do in this world without money. Everything costs something and eventually you get bored of doing things that are free unless you are a kid.
Put it this way, if you had the ability to travel the world frequently and do a lot of things your chances of meeting women are multiplied and you have experiences to talk about which is the #2 thing women like and that is a stimulating conversation. #3 is sex . Those are the 3 necessities to living a happy life.

By: The G Manifesto

The G Manifesto — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:45:00 +0000

Cielito,

I could not have said it any better myself.

MPM

By: Maria

Maria — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:37:00 +0000

I HATE champagne hahahaha. You obviously don’t know what you are talking about.

By: maria sharapova

maria sharapova — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:52:00 +0000

I also find you funny American man. Also I make Dulko look like a dog’s butt.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:23:00 +0000

So what’s the “Split Bean” close? It doesn’t say…