Now go learn what a CABG is. And I’m not talking about what you eat on St Patty’s Day.

You should look into it.

-JM

“I am legally limited to conversing with only 3 retards at a time, and as all those positions have been filled”

I suggest you stop talking to yourself in a three way mirror.

“I was referring to California, because when you initially responded to my first post it was around 9PM on said “West Coast”.”

Actually, 8:41 pm. And your point is?

“as well as the majority of quality females”

Only in crappy places like Oklahoma.

“Regardless, I did go out last night.”

“Thus making your comment about Saturdays being ‘9-5 guy night’ completely irrevelant and pointless.”

Wrong. It was actually making your comment about my Saturday night irrelevant and pointless.

‘Thanks for completely ignoring my remarks”

Your welcome. I ignored them because you already responded to them: “I’m especially impressed that you and “Hugo” have the presence of mind to have your suits tailored”

“this will be my last communiqué.”

Now go skip along.

- MPM

“There is a place called “California” on the West Coast time zone.”

Thanks; I’ve heard of it. In fact, I was referring to California, because when you initially responded to my first post it was around 9PM on said “West Coast”.

“Saturday night is not exactly the most G night to go out. That’s a 9-5 guy night.”

9-5 Guys, as well as the majority of quality females. I’d expect a G to know that.

“Regardless, I did go out last night.”

Thus making your comment about Saturdays being ’9-5 guy night’ completely irrevelant and pointless.
There is a thing called intelligent conversation on Earth, where one statement is relevant to another.

You should look into it.

PS. Thanks for completely ignoring my remarks about tailoring your suit to accommodate your Desert Eagle. It’s probably in your best interests to ignore the most glaring errors in your stories.

Regardless, take care and enjoy your fantasy life, you G, you.

Saturday night is not exactly the most G night to go out. That’s a 9-5 guy night.

Regardless, I did go out last night.

There is a place called “California” on the West Coast time zone.

You should look into it.

- MPM

You are quite the G; you had nothing better to do than defend yourself to your e-detractors on a Saturday night.

Please let me guess your most uninspired and face-saving retort: “My nights don’t start until 1 in the morning.” (No, too trite and obvious.)
How about: “I stayed in on a Saturday night due to illness.” (No, a G wouldn’t let a little hayfever keep him down.)
I’ve got it! “I was writing from my BlackBerry.” (Perfect! Logical and irrefutable. No chance this excuse might expose your fantasy life for what it is; one lived out through anecdotal accounts posted on a website.)

The laughs keep on coming. Thanks.

“Close, but no E-tab”… indeed.

PS. I’m especially impressed that you and “Hugo” have the presence of mind to have your suits tailored to fit your handguns (but then again, you’ve been Gs for as long as I can remember); I’d love to see the slack required to accomodate a Desert Eagle (instead of an insipid and obligatory “lol” here, instead I will ask: in what second-rate, John Woo action-film fantasy world, does a G brandish a “Chrome Desert Eagle”?!).
On average, how much suspension of disbelief is required for a reader to believe this dross?

Not even heroin needles get under my skin.

Men in my family live to 90+.

- MPM