Comments on: Ten Tips For Picking Up Strippers

By: Game100

Game100 — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 18:32:04 +0000

Everybody makes valid points on both sides of this argument. However to the Dancers that are commenting, nobody is holding you hostage when you’re talking to a guy and all he wants to do is pick you up… It’s as simple as getting up and walking away. Working as a dancer takes a specific personality type you need to sit with a guy and GAME him, because thats all he is trying to do as well. Whoever is the more convincing will win, usually its the dancer lol… If it was only about dancing half of the broads who work there wouldnt be working there cause they have average bodies, and $3,000 boob jobs. and most of them suck at dancing, the ones with bodies and faces and 6k boob jobs, usually have shitty personalities..
I consider myself a #1 stripper picker upper lol, for the following reasons 1. I throw a lot of money 2. I’m always fun 3. I have a handsome face and a nice body 4. My dick is big…. sometimes 1 and 4 gets them sometimes its #2 sometimes its #3, sometimes its all but a lot of time its just #4 :p

By: Strip Ho Banger

Strip Ho Banger — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 17:11:01 +0000

Picking up strippers is easy. Actually, picking up women is easy no matter where and who, or what the guy looks like. In all honesty, women are catty bitches most of the time and they are very susceptible to criticism. All you have to do is convince her, through your words, confidence, and actions that she-ain’t-all-that. If you can do this, you can have your way with her. In fact, she will be chasing you around inside and outside the club. The advice in this column is rubbish, the one thing it doesn’t do is let you know the truth, make her feel small in comparison to you and you will be able to take her back to your place, her place, or any place in between and she will do you left, right, and sideways and even buy you breakfast in the morning. It is a woman’s survival instinct, she doesn’t want the need dope, she wants the alpha male because her DNA tells her he will protect her. He could be 5’3 and 300 Lbs, trust me she will fall right in. And no, in case, you are wondering, I am not a big, fat dummy. I just know this game better than the strip hos. Be careful though, you can’t fake it, women can smell that a mile away. You have to truly believe that you are better than her (a lot) and she just exists to please you. One time a stripper came to me and asked me for a dance, I showed some C-notes and she wouldn’t leave me alone even though I kept joking with her that she wasn’t that attractive (she was a knockout). She finally convince me to take some lap dances…first thing she said was no touching over here (near the triangle). Ha ha…how laughable that was, I kept sort of blowing her off during that first dance…next thing I know she is pulling my hands into her panties. Before I know it, I am back at her apartment 3 hours later, get this, doing her and her stripper roommate in a threesome. The night cost me maybe $100. Strip hos, you know it is true. You are susceptible to being put down, in fact you are attracted to it.

As far as Ho Raine, WTF nonsense are you spewing, you think anyone gives a crap if your big arse is annoyed at the club? Yep, those guys that see you there and starting cramping up in the middle when you get close to them and start treating you like a lady are your victims. Guys like me, well, let’s just say even you would wake up sore in the morning.

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 05:20:31 +0000

WelI am 37 years old male and travel around the world it is true in America women strippers are only after your money it is their job. If you rubbed your private area for 8 hours a nite you would not be ready for sex. LOL I believe as a intelligent male I have my PHD in robotics engineering, yes I have money but if I go into a strip club with free money to give away I expect to see or feel some huge tits and have them listen to my problems in life. It is a place to relax have a drink and talk shit to a hot stranger this never happens in real life. aka money In any case I am sure all strippers hate their job demeaning their body for money but hey If I was a stripper I would date a hot MILF for sure watching me dance eventually you have to have sex.
To all the strippers out there you have no idea why each individual male is in your club or how rich they are or how much of a nice guy they are. If you only see dollar signs in the distance then you need to be a lesbian because one day you might talk to a guy who is sincere and loving marry into a rich family and be happy he might take you from your crappy life you are in now. Ciao!

By: lordraku

lordraku — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 03:35:44 +0000

Balance people, balance! Like anywhere else there are all kinds of girls in a club too. I have nothing but good experiences from there. Smart girls are happy to take a brake and have a drink with you and chat about something interesting. Once in a while tell them to get back to work in a funny way and most will come back to you without soliciting you for a dance. Once you have rapport with her get a dance and make it fun for both of you and if you really like her go for the number. That’s it. Many will give it to you just because you are decent and have no hangups for whatever she does, That’s my word.

By: Fuck the dancer

Fuck the dancer — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 15:12:11 +0000

Get out of here with this whole professional attitude bullshit. Your profession is to grind cocks, dupe guys into giving you money and buying drinks and to dance naked and your asking for some respect? That makes absolutely zero sense. Regardless of all the fake names, fake numbers or facebooks you have only out rules you and only you. There is always more than just 1 girl at a club and the majority thinks other wise. TRUST ME. California, Florida, Atlanta, Tennessee, Texas, It’s been the same everywhere I go and I’ve gone home with multiple girls with out paying anything more from the same clubs.

These 10 steps don’t really help other than the confidence tips it gives. It’s all about confidence and not talking too much. Be patient if you really want it and it WILL happen regardless of the dumb ass dancers in here talking shit.

By: Mistee

Mistee — Sat, 07 May 2011 23:47:53 +0000

I completely agree with all of Lady Raine’s comments. This advice is truly awful.

I am a dancer, and there is nothing more annoying (nor anything that turns me off more quickly) than a male trying to pick up in a strip club. And yes, it is obvious to any intelligent dancer that that is what is happening, no matter how smooth you think your game is. I treat my job professionally, and I am at work to make money, not meet men.

Don’t ever think that a dancer disclosing her “real” name and other details is falling for your bait, either. I have a fake “real” name, a fake phone number, and false Facebook details that I will disclose to men who ask to see me outside of work – this is all merely part of my strategy and a way of building trust and rapport in the hope that I will MAKE MONEY off them in the club, which is always a dancer’s aim!

As Lady Raine already stated, encouraging men to try to pick up strippers is a cruel joke; and it’s disrespectful to and extremely frustrating for the dancers. There’s nothing worse than a man wasting a dancer’s time at work thinking he is going to win her over, rather than spending money on her as the majority of customers do.

I reiterate: In a dancer’s opinion, this advice and mindset are truly awful!

By: Pickup Stripper

Pickup Stripper — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 17:35:38 +0000

Ain’t picking up strippers the best man, lovin’ it, that article was tizzite, for real dough!

By: baller

baller — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 19:56:31 +0000

these tips are unnecessary. there is only way to get a stripper and that is to somehow get her outside of the strip club. i’m not talking about the parking lot i’m talking about to a new location and it must be a different day then when she met u. it is extremely easy to get a strippers number. most of the strippers are stripping to work towards something, all you need to do is to act like your the hookup. for example… i met a stripper last nite and asked her why she’s dancing. she told me she needs a way to make fast cash so she move cuz she’s selling her house. i immediately responded with “really? cuz i’m looking to buy right now” when in actuality theres no way in hell i wanna buy a house right now. i didn’t even ask her for her number, she wrote it down with her address and real name and 12 hours later i was on it. just find that window and its yours. it takes all but 5 minutes not 5 months and you dont have to know everyone in there and be friends with 100 ppl just to slam some.

By: k love

k love — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:20:13 +0000

These comments are funny. I have successfully pulled a “dancer” out of a club a few times, back to hotel room ect. And I know plenty of real beautiful EX dancers from Las Vegas, “where I’m from”, who would laugh at you, and your make believe rules and morals about what happens inside and outside a club between two people.

So how did I pick up dancers, Well being good looking, in shape, and a good personality is all you really need.

Dumb dancers like the one above think there is some magical universal rule about not getting hit on at your job. Guess what girlfriend, 99% of girls get hit on at their job, and many find romance there, so stop bickering because you made bad life choices and became a stripper, and then became an something even worse, an unhappy bitchy stripper.

Also maybe you should think about taking more customers home, perhaps if you got fucked more you would stop calling men names and and considering them dollar signs. I might as well view you a piece of ass if I follow your logic, and most defiantly a whore.

Thank god some men and dancers have some class and can actually communicate intelligently in this strange world we live in, while continue ignoring nut jobs like yourself.

By: Me

Me — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:53:27 +0000

Hurrah hurrah! I’m sure girls will be more apt to sit with you if you throw some of that ‘ample’ bankroll you talk about. A dancer won’t even remember your name two days later if you’re wearing an expensive suit and all you do is buy her a drink and maybe one dance then Mack on her like she didn’t pay a house fee to be at her JOB.