Orange County’s Top Bachelor
Orange County’s Top Bachelor
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I hate Orange County.
But that is neither Chronic Haze nor Rival’s Graves.
Let me tell you a little story:
A few years ago, I knew a cat that was voted Orange County’s Top Bachelor by the major weesh Orange Curtain publication. Cover shot, full color spread, article, you know, the works.
And truth be told, the guy had some Game. Smooth cat, strong swoop resume (albeit local), flipped bricks on the low, successful legitimate brick and mortar biz, fly crib in Newps, fat pocket etc.
But that is really the whole thing; just because someone has Game doesn’t mean they can go up against your humble author. I have made a career out of treating even legit “players” like Manny Pacquiao treated Ricky “The Hitman” Hatton.
Anyways, unfortunately for Orange County’s Top Bachelor, I didn’t really like him.
One night I saw his main girl (fly, rich, smart, parents with cribs on Spyglass and Lido Isle etc) at a bar in CDM.
I Cold Swooped her cold.
Had a full relationship with the girl; first kiss, first swoop, argument, got back together, and break up, all taking place in under 6 hours.
G Manifesto Tip: Always collapse time frames.
The papers the next day read: Michael Porfirio Mason KO over Orange County’s Top Bachelor.
Once Orange County’s Top Bachelor found out I swooped his girl and twisted his wig, he tried talking trash about me. I approached him like a an old-school Gentleman. He backed down.
Now, I come from the streets, the underworld and the boxing world. So my question is this:
If I defeat Orange County’s Top Bachelor, doesn’t that make me Orange County’s Top Bachelor?
Shouldn’t that crappy publication come calling to me and throw me on the cover? (I would respectfully decline, of course.)
Either way, I have one more question for “players” that go against me:
Would you rather be cremated or buried?
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Michael Porfirio Mason
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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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19/12/2009 at 6:57 pm Permalink
Good story. I am sick of these media created players as well.
21/12/2009 at 10:12 am Permalink
Yes. I hereby award you the title of orange counties top bachelor.
21/12/2009 at 11:32 am Permalink
Coby,
Thanks.
I hereby vacate the title.
– MPM
21/12/2009 at 2:07 pm Permalink
I think you have to give him a re-match……All the great champs honor the re-match….you probably will just beat him again and leave no question….But you never know….you guys could end up becoming brothers like Ward and Gatti.
21/12/2009 at 3:01 pm Permalink
Fuck OC!
21/12/2009 at 3:09 pm Permalink
Steve Manero,
También Yo.
– MPM
21/12/2009 at 3:11 pm Permalink
Gio,
Funny you say that.
I actually saw the cat at a wedding afterward.
His new girl was pushing up on me whenever he wasn’t looking.
So no Gatti- Ward.
More like Vernon “The Viper” Forrest VS Sugar Shane Mosely.
I just seem to have this guy’s number, so to speak.
– MPM
21/12/2009 at 3:12 pm Permalink
Gio,
Or Ricardo Mayorga VS Vernon “The Viper” Forrest.
Me being Ricardo Mayorga in this instance.
– MPM
21/12/2009 at 8:07 pm Permalink
G, Ha …I pictured it being like “Pacquiao- Hatton”……The public had no interest in a re-match…..Too “one-sided”. “Collasping time frames” is a deep shit too!!!…..Why play by everyone elses rules…and surburban players are usually very weak. Enjoy the holidays.
22/12/2009 at 12:30 pm Permalink
Gio,
Ha. You too.
– MPM