How to Get a Model Girlfriend
How to Get a Model Girlfriend
Bogotá, Colombia –
I get asked this question all the time:
How do I get a Model Girlfriend?
The best way is to follow The G Manifesto to a “T”, if a Model Girlfriend is what you so choose to attain. Although, following The G Manifesto will get you a lot further than that.
Another way to get a Model Girlfriend?
Be born Latvian.
The guys you would see rolling with Model quality girls in Riga, Latvia were the type of guys that if they came to the beaches of Southern California (or almost anywhere decent in America), they would get blanked. For years on end.
But I did well in Riga, Latvia also, so you can’t say the girls have bad taste.
More Model swooping moves to come in the future.
For more on Riga, Latvia click here.
“I shine, you shine, in this day and time
We maintain the same frame of mind” – Smif-n-Wessun (aka Cocoa Brovaz)
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
Smif N Wessun – Wrekonize
14/02/2011 at 1:31 pm Permalink
Step 1) Buy coke.
Step 2) Exchange coke for sex with model.
Step 3) Rinse and repeat.
of course the quantity and quality of the blow depends on the quality (or quantity) of the model(s). Macy’s underwear models will be happy with a vile of the street shit. If you want some VS level talent you might want to put a call in to our friends in Lima.
14/02/2011 at 8:15 pm Permalink
That chick in the photo looks like a child with an adults body… creepy.
But yeah, Latvia has too much hot chicks. It’s just not fair :/
09/03/2011 at 4:33 pm Permalink
Her tits are way too small to want her.
23/06/2011 at 11:57 pm Permalink
This ain’t no help, this article sucks.