Montreal: Strip Clubs Data Sheet
Montreal: Strip Clubs Data Sheet
Montreal is a city known for its legendary Gentleman’s Clubs. For the life of me, I am not sure why. And I consider myself somewhat of a Gentleman’s Club Aficionado. You know The G, I am as vicious as the realest you know only difference is consistence I’m considered a pro.
Keep in mind where your humble author is coming from though. I think I have spent too much time in Las Vegas at places like The Spearmint Rhino with 100 girls working at a time, that rolling to the smaller Club de danseuses of Montreal just doesn’t hold the same allure.
Many of the Montreal Strip Clubs are hard to Post and Chop. They aren’t really set up for macking.
I have to conclude that Montreal Gentleman’s Clubs get their worldwide reputation from the activities in the back room. But as you know, The G doesn’t play that.
Anyways, I will break down the Strip Clubs of Montreal for you. Keep in mind, I was looking for a good Data Sheet on the Internet while I was there on Montreal Strip Clubs and they don’t exist. This is far and away the best Montreal Strip Clubs Data Sheet in existence. All from my blood, sweat and tears.
I could probably sell this as an E-Book or something, but as usual, I will give this pro-bono, For The People.
Chez Parée: This place has a monster reputation and is conveniently located off Rue Saint-Catherine on Rue Stanley. It is a pretty good package move with Rosalie, or some Steak Tartare, Foie Gras and Oysters at Le Pois Penché. Ferreira Café is not far either for a One-Two punch. Chez Parée is one of the bigger Strip Clubs in Montreal, but it is super hard to swoop at. The front bar is your best bet. The back bar could be great, but girls never roll around it, and you come up deuces. I Number Crunched here a few times, but I don’t think I ever converted. Hell, one girl gave me her “email address”. Ha. That found it’s way into the déchets with a quickness. All the focus is on the main stage and dances. Not a bad spot for a “breather” cocktail though.
Downtown: This place is kind of hidden in plain sight on Sainte-Catherine. It also gets high marks from many in the know. Not your first choice for tourists. It is kind of thin and narrow. Decent bar, but hard to chop. The main bouncer is an absolute Québécois Monster, so I would avoid any skullduggery here. Trust me. I had the door guys and the Monster on lock though, so no problems for your humble author.
Le Grand Prix: Right next to Downtown, it’s also kind of hidden in plain sight. Same set up pretty much as Downtown and poses similar problems to overcome. Had some girls cooking here but I originally met them at Wanda’s. Swooped a fly, thin French girl from here, but I would be remiss to tell you that it was easy.
Wanda’s: Now we are talking. I went 1 for 1 here my first trip to Montreal, so I thought this place was tailor made for me. And it kind of is. You can chill and post. They have a dope upstairs terrace for smoking. The bar is chopable. I had the bouncers on lock down. The bartender girls loved me. Still, I put in mad time at this place and although I swooped here multiple times, in retrospect, I should have done better. Still, this place is tops for me in Montreal. The move here is to meet a girl at the main bar (there are a few more downstairs and on a half floor I think) and then roll up to the terrace bar to smoke and spit. Or you can go out front and smoke with them if you have the bouncers on lock like I did. Then you can just smoke and pitch. This is the only place I really “Cracked The Code” if you will. But saying that is even being generous.
Club Super Sexe: Super famous. But honestly, it was kind of a Super Airball for me. But don’t let me deter you.
Kamasutra: This place is unique in that it is like a half block off Saint Laurent. So you can package it with different moves or if you are trying to kill some time waiting for your female model Beak Dealer or something. Not like I would know anything about that though. The front bar gets a little crowded, but can be decent. I prefer the back bar as I think most sophisticated players would. This place is probably better during the week as you get a lot of American Tourist fools from weak hoods here. They can spool up The Game in rapid fashion. Even saw some American Idiot puke here. F*cking Amateurs.
Cabaret Les Amazones: Never went here, but some girls I swooped at Wanda’s always wanted me to come. It’s a little past Westmount, so I could never make it. But I heard it’s good. The more adventurous might want to check it.
Gentleman’s Choice: This place is on St. Denis. I eyed it tons of times, but never made it. It could be the hidden gem of all gems or majorly suck. I would like to know.
I may be missing a few spots, but that pretty much covers it.
There are also a few more French spots more north in the city around Little Italy I think. I never went for logistical reasons. Again, I would love to know. Drop any Data if you got it.
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09/12/2012 at 9:31 pm Permalink
G, this is good. Can you do one on nightclubs too? Headed to Montreal soon.
10/12/2012 at 12:02 am Permalink
G, I have a question.
What do you do for a living? How can I get to your position financially?
10/12/2012 at 9:35 am Permalink
Amazones and Gentleman’s Choice are normally not a good look unless you’re into money-hungry ghetto bitches who think they can hustle you into taking dances. Thing is, you can actually swoop at those places but the quality of the girls you might get is definitely not what it is at Wanda’s (keep in mind, even at Wanda’s they will try to charge you $500+ to spend the night with you knowing that you’re from outta town) and it can end up being a total waste of time.
Solid Gold on St-Laurent corner Cremazie has a good rep with quality model stock if that’s what you’re looking for. Most of the big G’s end up there from Thursday to Sunday but the place is usually crawling with cops cuz it’s known to host top figures in the city’s underworld, unfortunately there’s been many shootouts in the parking lot and it’s best to cab it to and from.
To really swoop quality poon without having to dish out heavy $, the best clubs are the ones in the suburbs like in Laval for example. Places like Pink Paradise are packed with french girls who are impressed by non-locals making it that much easier to pick up for the night. Bar Le Garage in St-Jerome has top quality also although it’s about a 45 min drive from the city, but i’ve gotten a few numbers in the past. If you can get past the subliminal “i want you to be my sugar daddy” part, you’re in the clear.
Hope this helps anyone coming thru to avoid certain spots that will try to milk you dry, as for the rest of the info provided by Mike, it’s on point and reliable. Keep up the good work playboi, I enjoy your posts filled with flyness.
10/12/2012 at 12:58 pm Permalink
Wes S,
“What do you do for a living?”
Read the archives.
“How can I get to your position financially?”
Hard work, Dedication. Hard work, Dedication.
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– MPM
10/12/2012 at 1:00 pm Permalink
ColombiKing –
Yeah, Solid Gold was one of the places I was thinking about when I said, “There are also a few more French spots more north in the city around Little Italy I think.”
Thanks for the data.
I never hit up Laval. I wanted to, but contrary to popular opinion, I am not really a “Destination Gentleman’s Club” kind of guy.
I usually just pop in and out. Stick and Move, so to speak.
– MPM
10/12/2012 at 6:56 pm Permalink
G-
What do you think of the music being played in these joints?
11/12/2012 at 11:26 am Permalink
MPM-
Solid Gold is def worth checking out though..It’s 5 min north of Little Italy and close to downtown so it’s convenient…I agree with you on the destination bit, if i didn’t live here i prolly wouldn’t waste my time driving just to go to a strip club unless it’s like a “Magic City” or something…
If you’re downtown, game is on point with scrilla in the blazer pocket, just hit up Rosalie’s or Buona for swooping. Top quality girls with less hassles and more concrete results. (the barmaids usually give in when they see you have $ to spend upon also noticing you’re a distinguished gentleman)
Diggler – The girls choose their songs so it can range from Pink Floyd to Slim Thugg, or from Bon Jovi to Yo Gotti, you get the picture
11/12/2012 at 11:43 am Permalink
Dick diggler –
“What do you think of the music being played in these joints?”
It is not sticking out in my mind.
I think ColombiKing is right on target when he says “The girls choose their songs so it can range from Pink Floyd to Slim Thugg, or from Bon Jovi to Yo Gotti, you get the picture”.
I think it was a pretty mixed bag. I definitely don’t remember it being “good”.
One of the reasons I dig Gentleman’s clubs is they play better music than regular clubs. But I don’t remember that being the case in Montreal.
– MPM
18/01/2013 at 9:09 am Permalink
You are doing so good job..I just want to say keep it up.. I will wait for your next post…:-)
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26/02/2013 at 12:47 pm Permalink
Nice work with the Montreal data sheets!
Try Deville Dinebar on Stanley between 7pm and 9pm. Chez Paree girls on break. Swoop!