101 ways to detect a G
This weeks G Manifesto will be an on going series to give more insight into the Life of the G:
101 ways to detect a G (ways 1-12)
1. Always carries tons on CASH, always with a C-note on the outside of the roll.
2. Always takes advantage of a good opportunity.
3. Always keeps a minimum of 3 Passports.
4. First choice is a Cadillac, but in a pinch, knows a Lincoln can work.
5. Knows that it is always better to be driven, than to drive.
6. Knows there are no set rules when it comes to Pocket Squares (preferably Brioni).
7. Is well versed in drug slang (for instance, knows the word “smack” comes from the Yiddish word “smeck” which means to sniff.
8. Has a 5 day weekend and 2 day work week, every week. As opposed to the 5 day work week, and 2 day weekend most people have.
9. Cell phone contact list is coded with words like, “Rhino”, “SF Flynt”, “Cubana”, “Mia Mod”, “PEC NY”, and “NO CH”, after girl’s names. Also, has clues to remind the G which alias he used with which girl.
10. Always stands up when a lady enters the room, and always offers his seat on a Subway.
11. Eats’ solo in a High-End Gentleman’s Club solo, 3 to 4 times per week.
12. Has said to a fly girl in a Boutique hotel bar that “I would like to buy you something. But not a drink. Some shoes. You could use another pair of Manolo Blahnik’s? Right?”. And pulled it all off (with or with out having to make a trip to the shoe store after breakfast…………….) The Rest is Up to You……………….
Side Notes:
As most of you know, Cam’ron has taken hard shots at the current “King of New York”, Jay-Z. Take note and give Cam’ron props for taking advantage of a great opportunity (see #2 above). If Jay-Z doesn’t respond, Cam wins. If he does respond (and Cam says he is ready for 15 rounds) it creates more attention to his new album, Cam wins again. Props to Cam…..and while I am at it, props to Arturo Gatti, he could win another title by summer…..G’s die hard like Bruce Willis………
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
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03/02/2006 at 12:32 am Permalink
This is a great new series, it gives real insight into the mind of a G.
07/02/2006 at 5:10 pm Permalink
“Eats’ solo in a High-End Gentleman’s Club solo, 3 to 4 times per week”– that is very good advice, good place to pick up tips for heists as well
10/02/2006 at 1:31 am Permalink
I love the stuff you write. Its so funny!
11/02/2006 at 12:15 am Permalink
I believe we may have met at Le Chantecler at Hotel Negresco in October. My name is Arriana. Do you remember me? Please call.
30/05/2006 at 10:04 pm Permalink
do you know Elisabeth Kieselstein-Cord?
02/06/2006 at 2:48 pm Permalink
Have you heard nelly furtado lyrics?
29/09/2006 at 2:01 am Permalink
What does “G” stand for?
Why is your 1st choice a Cadillac and nota Bentley or Ferrari?
13/05/2008 at 5:19 am Permalink
You’re gay….and definitely Not a “G”. Who even says G anymore?? Get a life