How to Become a Millionaire (if you are a girl) in Eight Easy Steps
How to Become a Millionaire (if you are a girl) in Eight Easy Steps
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I just thought of this full proof plan to become a Millionaire if you are a girl.
Here are the steps:
Step One: Be super hot. (Country or Southern accent preferable. This will help Middle America “relate” to you.) Blond is best. Not too exotic.
Step Two: Get reasonably famous. Get on a wack Reality TV Show, make a sex-tape with some weesh, actor. Or better yet, do both.
Step Three: Gain weight, get super fat. I mean really fat.
Step Four: Go to the beach while super fat and let the paparazzi take tons of pictures of you in a bikini.
Step Five: Set up a company that produces some kind of herbal weight loss drug. It doesn’t have to work (none of them do anyways).
Step Six: Lose all the weight.
Step Seven: Go to the beach, and let all the mags take pictures of you.
Step Eight: Go on talk show circuit and yap about how you used your miracle weight loss pill to shed the fat.
Every idiot fat f*ck housewife in Middle America will buy your pills for $59.99 per month (Make sure it’s a re-bill.).
Count money. It’s going to be in the millions.
And yes, I do accept thank you cards.
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The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
The Blueprint for Money Making
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
Raekwon – Catalina (feat. Lyfe Jennings)
08/09/2009 at 5:17 am Permalink
Thats funny, would it work for a guy?
08/09/2009 at 5:52 am Permalink
Some people believe that the accumulation of wealth is an unworthy goal. Thoughts on this?
08/09/2009 at 11:23 am Permalink
My mom wants to be famous. Good news she’s already fat…the rest of these points would be new.
08/09/2009 at 1:18 pm Permalink
on a musical note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emrUrlDDCK8
loving the classic ESG sample.
08/09/2009 at 3:48 pm Permalink
How does one “loose” weight? I always find it funny when -loose- is used instead of -lose-. However, if you -lose- weight, your clothes may be -loose-.
08/09/2009 at 4:08 pm Permalink
Wicked1,
Good eye.
Fixed it a while ago.
Editing isn’t one of my strengths.
– MPM
08/09/2009 at 5:57 pm Permalink
Hilarious as always. The funniest thing is this would totally work.
08/09/2009 at 5:57 pm Permalink
Millions? Try multimillions.
11/09/2009 at 2:21 pm Permalink
Dear Mr. Mason:
I’m an avid reader of thegmanifesto.com, however, often times you takes shots at my brother, so to speak. As you will see, our club is #1 in all of California and certainly San Diego and is where “all the girls are at”.
Please advise on the below clip & for your convenience, I have also provided a link to this article to comment on:
Four publicized incidents involving prominent San Diego athletes. Same nightclub.
“There’s no way there’s a cause and effect,” said James Brennan, the majority owner of Stingaree and several other San Diego nightclubs. “The Merriman and Foley incidents, they happened two hours after our club was dark and shut down, and they happened 30 miles away. If there are 2,000 people at a nightclub, any nightclub, when they dissipate and go home, things can happen.
“We can’t control what our clients do after they leave. What we can control is that while they are here, they’re safe and they’re not overserved (with alcohol). And that’s whether they are a Charger or my mailman.”
When news of Merriman’s arrest broke, Stingaree issued a statement confirming Merriman was there. So, why do Chargers players hang out there?
“For me it’s simple,” Brennan said. “No. 1, it’s a lack of options. … It is the No. 1 club probably in all of California and certainly in San Diego. And No. 2, it’s where the girls are.
“Most of these guys are … looking to go out and do what celebrities and athletes do. Which is take advantage of who they are.”
http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/sep/11/among-chargers-players-nightclub-has-star-power/?metro&zIndex=164001
Your comments are widely awaited.
Sugar Shane B
11/09/2009 at 2:24 pm Permalink
Another comment from my bro awaiting your feedback on:
“I don’t comp any of those guys,” said Brennan, a University of San Diego alumnus and an active supporter of its basketball program. “They pay like everyone else does. If Paris Hilton comes in, does she pay? No. If Jamie Foxx shows up unannounced and sings a few songs, does he pay? No. It really depends on what level of celebrity they are, but if they’re an athlete or they’re not the A-list Hollywood celebrity, they’re not getting comped.”
11/09/2009 at 6:13 pm Permalink
I heard about that Andy Warhol painting being stolen. I can’t wait to see how you’ll casually deny any accusations but still infer that you had your hand in this.
You watch waaay too many movies, bro.