Phone Game is Dead or is it?

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Phone Game is Dead

Bogotá, Colombia –

It seems that with the rise of Text Messaging, BBMing, Twittering, Facebooking and all that crap, all the “pseudo-players” out there have proclaimed Phone Game is Dead.

As you should know by now, over here at The G Manifesto, if we see everyone on one side of the Yacht, we move over to the other side of the Yacht. (Kind of similar to Jim Rogers trading philosophy). And we are here to say, Phone Game is not Dead.

In fact, Phone Game is more Alive than Ever.

However, I can’t front, when Text Messaging first entered The Game, and I got a hang of it, I kind of liked it. I would typically post up each night at my Base of Operations, Custom Suited Down of course, order a glass of Claret and send out a big Text Blaster to all the fly girls in my pipe. I would typically get a pretty good response rate and simply work off whatever leads it generated for the night. (This is one of many reasons, I have swooped girls almost every night I have rolled out over the last few years).

There came a time (I am guessing about 24 months ago or so), that Text Messaging became the preferred mode of contact for people. This hit old-school G’s like myself who are masters of Phone Game like a rapid fire Andre Berto combination.

Phone Game almost became extinct. Which was a real shame since I’m an intellectual and of Phone Game I am a professional and that’s no question, Yo.

At that point, I thought of trying to master Text Message Game, but then I came back to my senses and remembered how gay and weesh text messaging is.

So I then decided to flip the script on everyone once again and bring Phone Game back.

Here is the kicker: since every weak regular guy in America is busting Text Message Game (everyone on one side of the Yacht), using Phone Game is now more effective than ever.

Which is great because I can give girls muliples just by the tone of my voice in the vocal booth.

And all is right in the world again.

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Side Note I: I was actually kind of torn on writing this, after all, it is to my advantage to have guys continue tapping on their Iphones and texting like monkeys. However, I figure that the amount of cats that will actually take this advice is probably really small. Like five people. And probably, I already know all of them.

Side Note II: The above mostly applies to American Game. Some texting might make sense in some foreign countries, depending on the dynamic of that country. And just so you know, I remain extremely bearish on American Girls and American Nightlife. And I remain extremely bullish on International Girls and International Nightlife.

You should be too. The trade has really been paying off huge.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
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10 Comments on "Phone Game is Dead or is it?"

  1. The G Manifesto
    Eamon
    03/03/2011 at 11:53 am Permalink

    Good tip Mr Mason. Generally a good way of learning the game is looking at what the “players” in the polo shirts and cargo pants, glittery nonsense, or wack suede jacket are doing, and then do the opposite.

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    Viralata
    03/03/2011 at 1:12 pm Permalink

    Mason, Why did you do it?
    You know you got the mad fat fluid when you rhyme, it’s halftime

  3. The G Manifesto
    Jack Frost
    03/03/2011 at 2:02 pm Permalink

    G, whats up my man, long time not talk, hope all is well. I agree and made this move about 6 months ago. I think alot of this is dependent on the girl youre trying to swoop. The 21 to 24 year olds spent their whole lives texting so phone response can sometimes be a pain in the ass, the slightly older girls definitely find it refreshingly original though.

    Keep doing what youre doing.

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    Giovonny
    03/03/2011 at 2:32 pm Permalink

    Texting is shadow-boxing.

    Calling her is sparring.

    Talking to her in person is fight night. Thats what you train for.

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    RMD
    03/03/2011 at 5:32 pm Permalink

    I was in a text conversation this afternoon with a very swoopable chica-me-tipo, when I realized how lame it was. Even though I have more Mack than Craig, the medium was holding me back the way phone (and live) conversations never do.

    MPM preaching the truth like always.

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    raliv
    03/03/2011 at 10:56 pm Permalink

    “The 21 to 24 year olds spent their whole lives texting so phone response can sometimes be a pain in the ass, the slightly older girls definitely find it refreshingly original though.”

    College girls like I see everyday live on their phones. At times, they will walk out of class to take a phone call or make one. At all times they are glued to their phones, texting at all times of the day and pulling out their phones the second class ends to make a call. This makes chatting up a cute girl before or after class difficult.

    Steve Jobs is the biggest cockblock of all time. I will never buy Apple for this reason.

    I agree with the G: we need to bring Old School back. Get rid of the fancy technology of facebook, twatter, and texting and become more connected with the Now instead of living in cyberspace.

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    Fade
    08/03/2011 at 1:16 pm Permalink

    Steve Jobs is the biggest cockblock of all time. – ha ha ha

    one of my girlfriends was saying the other day how she was really impressed by some asian dudes ipad. if there is a weaker form of game than trying to impress someone with your fucking kindle im not sure what it is.

    true story though, the fact that you care enough to call can make girls ginys tingle.

    texting is mad easy though, especially the mass texts.

    i’ve been working the text game but i might bring back the phone game, and be one of those 5 people that listen to how to get more out of life.

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    Busty Girls of Facebook
    12/06/2011 at 3:31 am Permalink

    Let’s make things nice and sparkling clear, I have said before that The G never uses drugs to inebriate girls, and considers doing so, a horrible crime. But since it has never been done before, and people keep on asking me, I put together an EZ reference sheet for the up and coming G to know which drugs are best to be on for Picking up Girls Sexy.

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    Necorochi
    25/05/2012 at 7:33 pm Permalink

    Your the first person to say phone game instead of text game, I totally agree, yo.

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    Necorochi
    25/05/2012 at 7:34 pm Permalink

    By the way your Topic pictures are dope.

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