Advanced move for Picking up Exotic Dancers
Advanced move for Picking up Exotic Dancers
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It’s no secret that swooping Exotic Dancers is a favorite pastime of the G. We have already touched on the subject a few times with: Manifesto Destiny: The Gentleman’s Club, Manifesto Destiny: Innovative Gentleman’s Club Concepts, and The Gentleman’s Club Theorem AKA The Local Bar Theorem (click to review). Today, we will discuss an Advanced Technique that is often overlooked by even the most sinister of G’s, brought to you by The G Manifesto…For The People:
Here is the situation:
So, you have convinced the Exotic Dancer, who earlier in the week won a $750 pole dancing competition at a rival Gentleman’s Club, to cruise home with you when she gets off work. (Which, is weird, since I recently swooped on an Exotic Dancer who won a $750 pole dancing competition at a rival Gentleman’s Club earlier this week. But that’s neither Brioni nor Armani.) But you still are far from Paradise (and I don’t mean Club Paradise in Las Vegas or Club Paradise in Kiev, Ukraine either). Either way, you have been keeping a grin on her now. And she wants to travel with you where they wear bikinis in the winter too now. And maybe she thinks, in time, you will spend a few thou. So, things are looking lovely (and I don’t mean that fly Exotic Dancer I know named Lovely that works at Scores in NYC, real name Cindy, either). But before she wants to come over to you crib, she wants to get something to eat. We all are familiar with the concept that Exotics like to eat after work. The pinnacle moment of the swoop comes when she says something like, “Do you want to go to Denny’s?” and you say “Sure, I will meet you there”. Wrong answer.
Side note: Exotic Dancers don’t always have the best taste in late night cuisine.
Wu-Tang Clan – Ice Cream
Meeting an Exotic Dancer at a place like Denny’s isn’t a horrible move on paper (after all, you are doing better that 99.9% of the guys in the Gentleman’s Club, since you actually Are meeting an Exotic Dancer after she gets off work). But keep in mind, you are still a few rounds away from winning a unanimous decision on the judges cards. Meeting an Exotic at a place like Denny’s, does open you up to many potential Cambodian Landmines.
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For example:
Running into her Boyfriend at the Denny’s.
Running into guys from the Gentleman’s Club that she fleeced for $1200 earlier in the night.
Running into regular drunk guy, eating some “Moons over My Hammy”, trying to put salt in your Game.
Tina Turner “Private Dancer”
So how does the upwardly mobile G get past this? Great question. The best thing to do is meet at your crib or luxury hotel room and keep some high-end cuisine on staff at your crib. I typically keep some freshly made insalata caprese made with Imported buffalo mozzarella, heirloom tomatoes, basil vinaigrette, or Côte de porc charcutière with hand rolled gnocchi or freshly caught surf clam with nasturtium, cucumber and shallots in my fridge for situations such as these. At least, keep some imported High-end meats and cheeses in the fridge. Let’s face it though, you can probably have some pizza or homemade pastas on hand and it will probably do the trick. I just like to go for the style points that haute cuisine brings. Plus I like Salmón a la sidra con huevas de trucha at 3am.
Donna Summer – Bad Girls (at Johnny Carson’s in 1979)
Having Haute Cuisine on staff is preferable to cooking food at your crib as well. This is especially apparent when you have got two Exotics at your crib. The time it takes to bust out some Lobster Ravioli’s with a Peekytoe Crab Aurora Sauce could make the Exotics lose their edge. And we don’t want anyone to lose their edge, right?
Remember, keep the Champagne cold….
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Patra – Worker Man (not sure what is about Patra. Except she might be the hottest girl who has ever lived. But I am not sure why. Watch this and maybe you can help me figure it out.) Either way, I think it is time for a trip to Jamaica again.
DONNA SUMMER Bad Girls (Demo 1979) I like this version also.
Tina Turner, What’s Love Got To Do With It
11/10/2007 at 6:27 pm Permalink
MPM-
Off topic, but what do you think about the french vandals who punched through a Monet. Is there no appreciation for fine art? What do you think about this?
-JJCM
16/10/2007 at 5:01 am Permalink
JJCM,
Weak move. That is a perfect example of what I hate about today’s underworld. Our Parents and Grandparents had it so easy.
Michael Mason
18/10/2007 at 8:52 pm Permalink
Some blini (even in the freezer — easy to thaw) creme fraiche, fresh chives and smoked salmon and/or caviar always go well with chilled champagne.
Most girls don’t want too big a meal before they get busy and make a meal out of you.
11/11/2007 at 8:30 am Permalink
Maxmillion,
Great tip. I like that one.
MPM
05/03/2008 at 9:59 am Permalink
hmm! I knew all of it!!!
Almost like it’s stated aboce..
The strange thing is.. I didn’t try it!
Hmm, I should check it out and see how it will work!
God to see this as a reminder for myself!
Maks
08/04/2009 at 10:25 am Permalink
Alot of the things stated on this website are obvious, you just never think of them, it’s like a “smack in the face” reminder without the lethal left hook.
I dig the G’s lingo, educated yet loose and smooth, there’s this almost passionate style to the way he writes and speaks.
Also, the way you dress, my god.
08/04/2009 at 6:54 pm Permalink
Nath,
I think you get it.
Good work.
– MPM
20/07/2009 at 10:33 am Permalink
I think if u need to read on how to pick uop a hoe. ur lame as hell. got to b the easiest pick up ever. Try out a lady. Maybe not this article is sooooo rediculous.
17/01/2010 at 7:56 pm Permalink
Are your average strippers even remotely able to appreciate the haute cuisie you provide them with or you primarily do it for your own delight? Does it really get you style points instead of “wtf is this guy doing umm”?
19/05/2010 at 3:56 am Permalink
You might have a chance. So may guys are scared to approach.
20/01/2011 at 11:19 am Permalink
How to pick up a stripper? Wait ten years. I’m an older gentleman, and I can’t go to a club without a dancer hinting about outside-the-club activities. However, when you get my age, you sort of do all the things you mentioned naturally. Good article G–all the information is very true.
02/02/2011 at 8:55 am Permalink
Before going to the strip club read the reviews on GentlemensClubLiveTV.com. This will give you a better idea of what to expect before you arrive. The site is great and is full of live broadcasts and videos from clubs around the country.