Saying Goodbye to Girls
Saying Goodbye to Girls
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One of the downsides of being a jet-setting, International Playboy on the rise and on the move is you have to say goodbye to girls you have spent passionate nights with.
Saying goodbye to girls in and of itself is not too bad, what is bad is you have to deal with dramatic, tear-filled farewells in train stations, hotel lobbies, and airports. Not smooth.
One thing I have learned to minimize this hassle is to leave early in the morning. And I mean real early.
No matter how much a girl will miss you, if she is mad tired, the tear-filled Arrivederci will be avoided. As will be the potential tear drops, make up and snot on your Custom Made Suit.
So next time you swoop a fly girl, make your exit and say Peace, Au Revoir, Adios, Paalam, じゃまたね, Selamat tinggal, Dasvidania, Ciao, Tchau, or Uz drīz redzēšanos!, make sure you do it in the early am.
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The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
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Remember when KRS-ONE snuffed these guys?
Set Adrift On Memory Bliss – PM Dawn
13/12/2010 at 11:38 pm Permalink
Have you ever thought about swooping chicks from Africa
14/12/2010 at 1:05 pm Permalink
MPM,
PM Dawn? C’on man… I understand it kinda is related but definitly not “G”. You can get a pass on this one seeing that it is a 1st offence.
14/12/2010 at 1:47 pm Permalink
Somolian Pirate,
I have. Dropped this classic a while back: How To Pick Up Ethiopian Girls: http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2008/12/how-to-pick-up-ethiopian-girls.html
Never been to Africa though. Still, chopping it up with the Somali Pirates is on my “things to do” list.
– MPM
14/12/2010 at 1:54 pm Permalink
Dogarado,
Ha.
Check above, “Remember when KRS-ONE snuffed these guys?” was the key reason I put it up.
– MPM
15/12/2010 at 11:02 am Permalink
Ahhh, missed that part… My fault, your record still stands intact!
15/12/2010 at 9:46 pm Permalink
Ah Dogarado, a no-hit haymaker!
Golden advice , Mentor Pro Memoriam
16/12/2010 at 9:55 am Permalink
Seph,
Far from a haymaker… Wouldn’t even concider it a shot over the bow.
School me on the Mentor Pro Memoriam!?!