The Secret Door Swoop Move

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The Secret Door Swoop Move

Here is a real innovative move that I just dug from the crates of The Chambers of The G Manifesto:

One of my attorneys introduced me to couple of real estate cats who owned this building with a restaurant on the first floor and some office spaces on the second floor.

The interesting thing about this building was that it was previously owned by some Albania or Russian Organized cats (I forget which) and they had a bar on the lowers and a gambling den (maybe some hookys) on the second floor.

Since the second floor was a little vice ridden, they installed a “secret door” that you could access from this little stairway in the restaurant. There was a button you pushed, and then the wall rose straight up. Real smooth.

Surprisingly, the multi-colored striped-shirted real estate cats that bought the building actually had the style and taste to keep the “secret door” which lead now to some office spaces.

When they showed it to me, I instantly rented one of the office spaces. Not to do work of course, but to swoop fly girls.

I would take girls to the restaurant below (which was actually pretty decent with a chef with some pretty heavy Wolfgang Puck pedigree) and say, “Let me show you something.”

I would then lead them up the stairway, walk to the wall, and hit the button for the “secret door”. The key would be to act like nothing was out of the ordinary, just a normal night in the life.

Girls would always be amazed.

I would then show them my “office” and go for the swoop.

It was really that easy.

Everyone should try to incorporate this move into their repertoire.

So forward thinking.

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8 Comments on "The Secret Door Swoop Move"

  1. The G Manifesto
    03/10/2011 at 6:19 am Permalink


    I know I am fine with my swoop game. I’m putting up Rocky Marciano numbers from the Morocco to Acapulco. I fence instead of box but that’s just the color of my shoestrings. I only got 10 baseball sized bankrolls left though. We need more crime entries. How do I handle the rush of thieves paradise? Where do I flip crown jewels and Salvador Dali paintings south of the border? Are you messing with the narcos in Juarez. They got coffins full of greenback. Are you done running the plays that got you into the game?

  2. The G Manifesto
    03/10/2011 at 6:44 am Permalink

    this is a next level move. wtf!?

    very smooth.

  3. The G Manifesto
    04/10/2011 at 11:52 am Permalink

    “…my walls do a 360” (0:31)

  4. The G Manifesto
    04/10/2011 at 3:16 pm Permalink

    gold has dropped to 1700 from a high of 1922. nice. sold into the 1900 already buying again….enjoy the ride.

  5. The G Manifesto
    04/10/2011 at 5:05 pm Permalink

    By the selection of crappy paperbacks, Im assuming that picture is not of your actual secret door bookcase…

  6. The G Manifesto
    06/10/2011 at 9:50 am Permalink

    You should only go to Mexico if you feel like being murdered. Skip forward to the 3:00 mark for the action, or listen to the entire video and how one of the guys get paid 300 pesos. Pretty brutal way to die for such a measly sum.

    Mexico is no joke.

  7. The G Manifesto
    19/07/2012 at 9:20 am Permalink

    Cool move G,
    My new place has a similar setup, but the bookcase opens into a storage area. Because showing a girl my secret broom closet would be lame, I’ve made it into my awesome treasure trove of art and accomplishments.
    Girl comes over, I leave the case cracked, girls look inside it, instant DHV!


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