The Best Hangover Cure For International Playboys

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The Best Hangover Cure For International Playboys

So after years of un-official case study, I am going to tell you about The Best Hangover Cure For International Playboys. And when I say “Hangover”, I am not talking about that weesh movie where Mike Tyson was the only saving grace either.

Well it is more of a “Hangover Prevention” than a hangover cure, but that is neither here nor there. The outcome is the same.

But first a little context:

Over the years, I have messed with every hangover cure or hangover prevention out there. Hell, I meet a complete stranger on the street that has a hangover cure, I give it a shot.

I have even tried Robert Mitchum’s, Frank Sinatra’s and Jim Morrison’s favorite hangover cure: The Ramos Gin Fizz. (a mix of gin, egg white, orange flower water, lemon juice, lime juice, sugar, cream, and soda water.)

None of them work.

I also want to give you an idea of what kind of drinker I am, because there are a lot of fools out there that claim to be “drinkers” and they only throw down 6 drinks per night and they are crying in the morning.

Where I come from and the circles I roll in, we drink. Heavy. I have typically 4 heavy duty Vodka, Sodas with Lime before I even leave my crib for dinner.

Then at dinner, I usually wack down another 3-4 Vodka, Sodas with Lime and another 2-3 Glasses of Vino Tinto.

So I am anywhere between 9-11 Drinks deep before I have even really rolled out into the night.

And then I start to really get live. I usually push into the 15-20 drinks in a night level by swoops end.

At The Del Mar Race Track, it can get beyond that. And since I am in A State of Grace With Alcohol And Fitness, I am almost sober. Well, acting sober anyways.

I may stumble, but I still don’t lose. Now I’m dressed in the county blues.

Keep in mind, I do this 3-5 nights per week. Non-stop.

So what I am getting at is this is a legit Hangover Prevention move.

Here it is:

When you get back to your crib with a fly girl at 3:30-4am or so, drink a big glass of water with one of these:

Take one of these Playboy: Now Foods, ADAM Superior Men’s Multiple Vitamin

You will never get hungover again. If I was over at Now Foods, I would repackage these as a “Hangover Cure” instead of a Multi-vitamin, they would probably make more dough.

I even started giving these to girls so they feel good in the morning as well and so they are ready for some heavy duty morning sessions.

Side note:

Dean Martin said his hangover cure was to “Stay Drunk”.

That has also been known to work.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life

http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Diana Ross – Love Hangover, Live on The Midnight Special 1976

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53 Comments on "The Best Hangover Cure For International Playboys"

  1. The G Manifesto
    Vicomte
    29/07/2012 at 6:22 pm Permalink

    I usually don’t comment over here, but the math just doesn’t add up in this one.

    If you’re drinking a pint and a half five days a week, you probably won’t get too hungover that often.

    But there’s no way you’re not shaking and sweating in the morning.

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    Coby
    30/07/2012 at 6:32 am Permalink

    Vicomte – when does he mention a pint and a half? You need to work on your reading comprehension.

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    Prescott Patel III
    30/07/2012 at 7:18 am Permalink

    You only get the shakes in the morning before the Bloody Mary (Goose, plenty spicy) or the Luwak Coffee with JD (Bailey’s top off). Otherwise the sweats only come when you stop drinking. Gotta plan to sleep in thick pajamas and have the girl sleep in your guest room, you’ll sweat through the jammies and sheets, not a good look.

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    The G Manifesto
    30/07/2012 at 7:27 am Permalink

    Yeah, I don’t ever remember mentioning “drinking a pint and a half five days a week”.

    I am not even sure what the hell that is.

    I have never gotten the “shakes and the sweats” either.

    Cocaine, now that is a different story.

    I was going to mention this in the post but I think guys that did drugs heavy at a certain part of their life have a big advantage.

    When you wake up with ONLY a head full of booze, it seems like a cakewalk.

    “Gotta plan to sleep in thick pajamas and have the girl sleep in your guest room, you’ll sweat through the jammies and sheets, not a good look.”

    I don’t think I have owned a pair of pajamas since I was a kid and I had the kind with the feet built in.

    - MPM

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    Pazmah
    30/07/2012 at 8:48 am Permalink

    MPM-

    You hit it right on the head.

    Have a large glass of water, hydration is key. Take a multivitamin, even Milk Thistle works.

    Start by having a good meal in your system. Jamon Iberico or some crab cakes. Don’t skimp of the vino tinto either. Red wine has healing properties I tell you.

    -PAZ

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    Vicomte
    30/07/2012 at 12:48 pm Permalink

    Assuming each drink contains at least an ounce of vodka, or the equivalent amount of wine, (but since G mentioned ‘heavy duty’ cocktails, I’m thinking closer to 1.5-2 oz. (who doesn’t go heavier on the booze in homemade drinks?) 15-20 drinks a day is equivalent to over a pint to a pint and a half of the hard stuff. 3-5 days a week.

    My reading comprehension is fantastic, and my math skills, while generally subpar, are pretty good when it comes to booze.

    Drinking those amounts regularly, one is going to be somewhat(if not very) physically dependent.

    It’s not glamorous, but it’s true. Speaking from experience.

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    The G Manifesto
    30/07/2012 at 1:18 pm Permalink

    Vicomte,

    “If you’re drinking a pint and a half five days a week, you probably won’t get too hungover that often.”

    I think I am getting where you are coming from.

    Are you saying that I am not getting hungover because I am drinking a decent amount and my body is used to it?

    - MPM

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    Vicomte
    30/07/2012 at 1:33 pm Permalink

    MPM, yes, exactly.

    Your body needs it, more accurately.

    I used to be a pretty heavy drinker (read: raging alcoholic) and as long as I kept it to top-shelf vodka at around a pint a day, I was never hung over. Didn’t even get a headache.

    I would withdraw pretty hard when I didn’t drink, though. Even at those levels of consumption. If you drink every day, and start pretty early, you might not notice any symptoms, but it’s something to keep in mind, before you miss a day and the walls start melting.

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    Troll
    30/07/2012 at 4:46 pm Permalink

    Usually I’d just troll ya but this time I will be real. If you are really doing that you need to stop. Not stop right away but taper off. Those numbers are unhealthy and you are doing untold damage to yourself. I volunteer with Alzheimer’s patients and I estimate about 10-20% of them were long term alcoholics that lead to early onset dementia. Conversing with their families most of them drank less than what you do. You do not want to end up like them. I highly recommend you seek help.

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    MK
    30/07/2012 at 6:19 pm Permalink

    It worked for Frank right he had a long crazy run to 82. I have seen old people that lived the straight and narrow crazy and gone by then so why not live it up?

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    The G Manifesto
    31/07/2012 at 2:16 pm Permalink

    Vicomte,

    “and start pretty early”

    I don’t touch alcohol during hours with sunlight.

    ” before you miss a day and the walls start melting.”

    I am drinking 3-5 nights per week.

    That leaves 2-4 nights I am not drinking.

    No ill effects.

    Never felt better.

    In fact, if I wasn’t so busy, I would just shoot over to London and win a handful of Gold medals for the USA.

    I feel that good.

    - MPM

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    k
    31/07/2012 at 2:52 pm Permalink

    Great tip as always gmanifesto. come back to the roosh forum. that place is boring without your insight.

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    Black Swan
    02/08/2012 at 11:57 am Permalink

    great advice G. I bought this stuff and used it last night. you are right. No hangover.

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    Giovonny
    04/08/2012 at 2:36 am Permalink

    Frank Sinatra: “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink”

    Reporter: “Why?”

    Frank Sinatra: “Because when they wake up in the morning, that’s the best they are gonna feel all day”

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    kjfsdhjvfjh@hdblfgdsh.org
    05/08/2012 at 2:15 am Permalink

    “In fact, if I wasn’t so busy, I would just shoot over to London and win a handful of Gold medals for the USA.”

    LOL, no.

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    Mad Mike
    06/08/2012 at 7:04 am Permalink

    I tried these multivitamins. They work.

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    rock the vote
    07/08/2012 at 6:44 am Permalink

    bought them. another great tip MPM. they work. no hangover.

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    alpha man
    08/08/2012 at 5:32 am Permalink

    Another great tip from this site. cosign the others. these things work like a charm.

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    Joe Blow
    13/08/2012 at 5:53 am Permalink

    G,

    I will try the vitamins…but I gotta admit I’m a little skeptical. You getting a kick back from them?

    And about the Hangover movie…That movie fucking sucked. I thought I was the only one,

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    The G Manifesto
    13/08/2012 at 10:40 am Permalink

    Joe Blow -

    Yes. Life is about kickbacks.

    No need to be skeptical. Try them. Or don’t.

    No one is twisting any arms around here.

    - MPM

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    Henry B
    17/08/2012 at 11:13 am Permalink

    Bingo G. Bought some. This stuff is pure gold.

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    phd_student_doom
    18/08/2012 at 5:49 pm Permalink

    Good post, the water and vitamins are key.

    Now I just need a “cure” for times like last night when I down ~20 drinks and wake up at a random girls crib totally blacked out about what happened. Lost the phone and one my favorite Duncan Quinn ties.

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    Ronnie
    21/08/2012 at 6:34 am Permalink

    Another on point tip as always. Now vitamins are great.

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    Tom Dick the Infamous
    21/08/2012 at 12:01 pm Permalink
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    Sredny Vashtar
    22/08/2012 at 4:26 pm Permalink

    Hell, all you need is some water every few rounds. Good post though

    The Hair of the Dog works well if you don’t have to drive to work

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    Chance Bradley
    23/08/2012 at 10:25 am Permalink

    This stuff is solid – I’ve been puttin it down for nights on end with this strategy.

  27. The G Manifesto
    Paulie
    23/08/2012 at 7:59 pm Permalink

    Hey yo Mikey everyone at the bawbuh shops been askin boutchas. You alright pal?

  28. The G Manifesto
    Melville
    24/08/2012 at 9:41 am Permalink

    Yo G, where you at?

    Been missing you this past month and as a result been feeling way less G myself. Had to roll suited down tonight (custom of corse) in the heat just to shake off the weesh feeling I had.

    Didnt quite work, so I think taking up smoking tomorrow may be a good life choice – along with running some street game of corse.

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    Phil Allen
    28/08/2012 at 6:00 am Permalink

    G this is more pure gold from your website. These things work.

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    Good Bro
    29/08/2012 at 8:04 pm Permalink

    Will try, but if I turn fag you die.

  31. The G Manifesto
    beltway
    30/08/2012 at 9:12 am Permalink

    G, where are you? The internet needs you!

  32. The G Manifesto
    TheGhostofofPimp C
    31/08/2012 at 12:31 pm Permalink

    Hey was up playas and Gs dis that nigga Pimp C (rip) taking a break from the sleeping till noon and getting my dick kicked all day say that the G aka the young sly and wicked aka the people’s champ was struck down with a bad case of strep throat.

    His body was taped to a surf board and set to sea off the coast of one of Spains nude beaches. He was wearing his favourite suit(the cookie monster blue one) and dome luis’ slippers.

    He is kicking it up here with me and Nate dogg. Throwing back vodka sodas. All
    No hangovers here, at thugs mansion

  33. The G Manifesto
    Dan Clarke
    01/09/2012 at 1:25 pm Permalink

    I love drinking alcohol. But when I drink in excess it leaves a terrible hangover which I hate. I search for remedies all the time. I always try new things and see whether they work or not. I tried an anti-hangover product ‘PRE|GAME’ and it worked.

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    Roberto Antonio Hernandez Mendez Gellatino Magnifico El Guapo Deniro
    11/09/2012 at 12:44 pm Permalink
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    Hog Wash
    14/09/2012 at 11:02 am Permalink

    If you got a writer’s block, just do a suit post or smth. You need to post more often.

  36. The G Manifesto
    Hog Wash
    14/09/2012 at 11:05 am Permalink

    You prolly got 10,000+ blog/forum posts, comments and tweets, which is impressive but Internet fame is fleeting, you gotta keep at it to stay on top of the game.

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    phd_student_doom
    15/09/2012 at 2:19 pm Permalink

    Damn G. I was reading business insider, I know wheesh, then came across a comment -

    “If you are a regular “cash customer” of a restaurant, you get treated like a king.
    Good inside move.”

    Written by none other than the G. Keeping dropping knowledge on the world.

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    Pineapples Are Indigenous
    16/09/2012 at 10:16 pm Permalink
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    Dj
    28/09/2012 at 2:06 pm Permalink

    Yo G,
    Still alive?

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    Erik
    30/09/2012 at 7:40 am Permalink

    G, these hangover pills work like a charm. Great advice as per usual.

    But where are you? Come back soon. You have the best blog of any of these guys.

  41. The G Manifesto
    Nazarian
    30/09/2012 at 4:24 pm Permalink

    Yeah, these Multiple Vitamins work great. Zero hangover. You are a true player G.

  42. The G Manifesto
    anon
    02/10/2012 at 11:23 am Permalink

    When are you coming back?

  43. The G Manifesto
    Super Stan
    02/10/2012 at 8:08 pm Permalink

    he is still checking clearing these comments regularly. So he is still online.

    where you at?

  44. The G Manifesto
    Manny
    04/10/2012 at 7:20 pm Permalink

    You need to get back to posting. Your website is too ill for you to take a 3 month hiatus. I know you probably shutting down or setting up some type of operation somewhere but give us something

  45. The G Manifesto
    J3r3my
    06/10/2012 at 8:37 pm Permalink

    My guess is mpm lost a bet, or it’s elections related. Half of the USA freezes during elections.

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    wannabe
    09/10/2012 at 2:03 am Permalink

    Yo Gman,

    The Internet needs it’s hero, come back!

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    G's Dead
    09/10/2012 at 5:17 pm Permalink

    Guys,

    El Chapo here. G is done for. His remains were found on a beach in Spain…. do you really think he would take a 3 month hiatus like this.

    Sincerely,

    Porfy

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    Mr Single
    18/10/2012 at 5:39 pm Permalink

    There are two types of ADAM: the one with ginseng and the one without. Which are you guys taking?

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    nd
    18/10/2012 at 7:35 pm Permalink

    Not dead but getting up there in age, that’s for sure

  50. The G Manifesto
    Valentin
    18/10/2012 at 11:05 pm Permalink

    G where you at? Are you ok?

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