G-MANIFESTO TIP OF THE WEEK: 9/14/05: Vegas
In Vegas, always stay at top notch hotels with top notch restaurants in the hotel (i.e. The hotel at Mandalay bay with Alain Ducasse’s Mix, or Wynn with Daniel Boulud’s Brasserie). Eat a late dinner at the restaurant with a 4 star chef. The reason beyond the obvious is simple: The Vegas Battlefield is won and lost on two questions, “Where are you staying?” and “What did you do earlier in the night?” Knowing this is the case you want to always win this battle. This helps you establish how much juice you have. The girl will probably say she is staying at the Aladdin and ate at the $11.99 buffet, and you say you have a suite at Wynn and ate at Daniel Boulouds spot. This is a perfect segway to talking about how Daniel is one of only five 4star chefs in all of New York and you can talk about how you know Philippe Respoli from NYC. Then you can start talking international about how you have a crib in Monte Carlo and how she really needs to visit St. Bart’s’ and would she fly with you there some time. Basically, now you have established that you’re an international playboy. At this point, all you really need to do is light the girls’ cigarette before yours (with Zippo) and let her use the bathroom before you and your home free. The rest is up to you.
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
Side tip: Pace yourself in Vegas…..this is not a 1:30 last call town…..you need to make it till 6am or later…….
(Above tips are best preformed in a hand stitched custom Canali suit with a purple Canali shirt, Purple and white Canali tie and purple Canali pocket square)
01/11/2005 at 1:03 am Permalink
I cannot wait for the book. Make sure I get an original signed copy
05/11/2005 at 2:11 am Permalink
C’est génial. Je suis une fille, et je peux vous assurer que tout ces conseils fonctionneraient (sauf sur moi bien-sûr parce que j’ai déjà un appartement à Monte Carlo et que je ne suis pas impressionnée par l’argent).
11/11/2005 at 1:02 am Permalink
Merci pour le complément. Pardonner à mon français ce n’est pas parfait. Il a l’air de j’ai rencontré mon homologue femelle. Vous semblez inteligent MEME, qui est une qualité très attrayante. Nous devons discuter tout ceci par-dessus une bouteille de vin. …let me sais
11/02/2006 at 12:57 am Permalink
I really like your moves.
30/12/2007 at 6:40 am Permalink
It sounds like wanna-be BS to me. The “G-man has too many spelling errors to get the action he claims. Rookies!
02/01/2008 at 3:13 pm Permalink
Anonymous,
Why do you spell check it for him then.