G-MANIFESTO TIP OF THE WEEK: 9/7/05: Mansion Parties

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FOR MANSION PARTIES WITH FREE DRINKS. (BECAUSE FREE DRINKS TAKE AWAY YOUR LEVERAGE WITH BUYING GIRLS DRINKS AND FLASHING A BIG ROLL OF CASH.)

—-ALWAYS SHOW UP WITH 2 BOTTLES (I PREFER EXPENSIVE SPANISH, CHILEAN, OR ITALIAN WINE) TO ANY MANSION PARTY. FIRST OF ALL, ITS NOT CLASSY TO SHOW UP EMPTY HANDED. WHEN YOU WALK IN…EMULATE THE “DR. DRE SHOWED UP WITH A GANG OF TANQUERAY” FROM THE SNOOP DOGG VIDEO . THIS WAY ALL GIRLS WILL BE ABLE TO SEE THE CONTRASTING INTERIOR OF YOUR CANALI SUIT AND IF YOU ARE PACKING A SNUBED NOSED .38 REVOLVER OR CROME-PLATED QUATRO-CINCO. NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THE SKIPPYS IN GASLAMP SHIRTS TRYING TO GET FREE DRINKS AND YOU CAN JUST MACK AND POUR AWAY AND HAVE CONVERSATION PIECES LIKE “THIS IS PENELOPE CRUZ’S FAVORITE BOTTLE OF WINE” ETC………..THE REST IS UP TO YOU.

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA THE PEOPLES CHAMP


ChateauOnline-Europes leading online wine merchant

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6 Comments on "G-MANIFESTO TIP OF THE WEEK: 9/7/05: Mansion Parties"

  1. The G Manifesto
    Anonymous
    01/11/2005 at 1:00 am Permalink

    Nice work. Will use in Rio next spring.

  2. The G Manifesto
    Anonymous
    01/11/2005 at 1:01 am Permalink

    So true

  3. The G Manifesto
    Anonymous
    01/11/2005 at 1:02 am Permalink

    the manifesto is second to none

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    Anonymous
    15/01/2006 at 10:02 pm Permalink

    jim says…

    this is true genius…

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    steve
    15/01/2006 at 10:02 pm Permalink

    this really does make alot of sense.

  6. The G Manifesto
    Jenn Sterger
    26/04/2006 at 7:25 pm Permalink

    I love guys who do this.

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