G-MANIFESTO TIP OF THE WEEK: 9/7/05: Mansion Parties
FOR MANSION PARTIES WITH FREE DRINKS. (BECAUSE FREE DRINKS TAKE AWAY YOUR LEVERAGE WITH BUYING GIRLS DRINKS AND FLASHING A BIG ROLL OF CASH.)
—-ALWAYS SHOW UP WITH 2 BOTTLES (I PREFER EXPENSIVE SPANISH, CHILEAN, OR ITALIAN WINE) TO ANY MANSION PARTY. FIRST OF ALL, ITS NOT CLASSY TO SHOW UP EMPTY HANDED. WHEN YOU WALK IN…EMULATE THE “DR. DRE SHOWED UP WITH A GANG OF TANQUERAY” FROM THE SNOOP DOGG VIDEO . THIS WAY ALL GIRLS WILL BE ABLE TO SEE THE CONTRASTING INTERIOR OF YOUR CANALI SUIT AND IF YOU ARE PACKING A SNUBED NOSED .38 REVOLVER OR CROME-PLATED QUATRO-CINCO. NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THE SKIPPYS IN GASLAMP SHIRTS TRYING TO GET FREE DRINKS AND YOU CAN JUST MACK AND POUR AWAY AND HAVE CONVERSATION PIECES LIKE “THIS IS PENELOPE CRUZ’S FAVORITE BOTTLE OF WINE” ETC………..THE REST IS UP TO YOU.
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA THE PEOPLES CHAMP
01/11/2005 at 1:00 am Permalink
Nice work. Will use in Rio next spring.
01/11/2005 at 1:01 am Permalink
So true
01/11/2005 at 1:02 am Permalink
the manifesto is second to none
15/01/2006 at 10:02 pm Permalink
jim says…
this is true genius…
15/01/2006 at 10:02 pm Permalink
this really does make alot of sense.
26/04/2006 at 7:25 pm Permalink
I love guys who do this.