I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars

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I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars

It has never really been my language to say “Douchbags”. But after spending this summer in San Diego at The Del Mar Race Track I can see what people are talking about. (Of course, I am not refering to The Turf Club at The Del Mar Race Track, which is one of the last bastions of class in this town.)

Funny Song: I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars

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There has to be a backlash against this whole “Douchbags” phenomenon, ie frosted hair, Affliction Shirts, Ed Hardy, Bottle Service, wrist bands, ripped designer jeans, fake tans, dog tags…the whole “I am rebel but I buy my image from a mall” stilo. You know, the whole “I am tough but deep down really gay” steez.

The Backlash can’t come soon enough.

Hell, its enough to make someone want to move permanently to Buenos Aires.

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Photo credit: http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2008/07/09/the-list-8-affliction-t-shirts/

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The International Playboy’s International Playboy
AKA Lo Mas Frio
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
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One Comment on "I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars"

  1. The G Manifesto
    Coby
    05/08/2008 at 2:24 am Permalink

    The lyrics:

    ’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars

    At The Gaslamp Bas

    At The Gaslamp Bars

    I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars

    At The Gaslamp Bars

    At The Gaslamp Bars

    Look at me look at me

    Fake millionaire that makes 30 g’s

    I lie to all kinds of girls

    And hope that they’ll come home and sleep with me

    I can tell you I can score some blow

    I can tell you I’m a movie director

    I spray on Axe tell my eye’s swell up

    My skin burns but I smell much better

    I drive a used BMW

    Parked right in between those other two

    Only 96 more payments and then I can rip up the IOU

    Me and my friends have frosted tips

    Me and my friends lift to get ripped

    Cuz If I see the picture lady I wanna look good for the pics cuz

    I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars

    At The Gaslamp Bas

    At The Gaslamp Bars

    I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars

    At The Gaslamp Bars

    At The Gaslamp Bars

    Look at me look at me

    Claim I’m straight in designer jeans

    High Five

    To all my bro’s

    Who go out searchin’ for ho’s with me.

    I go from club to club until I score

    I sneak into the VIP

    I give it to cougars in the back door

    Then tell my friends she was eighteen.

    I spend lots of money on my hair products

    So it can hold up to severe weather conditions

    By myself I keep Bed Head in Business

    And I can make girls do the walk of shame

    Hotties, Fatties and all you Cougars

    Me and my friends are gonna throw game to ya

    I don’t stalk girls it’s called persistence

    And yes my hair is wind resistant.

    I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars

    At The Gaslamp Bas

    At The Gaslamp Bars

    I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars

    At The Gaslamp Bars

    At The Gaslamp Bars

    Look At Me Look At Me

    Pretending I’m On Top

    and my new tribal tattoo

    makes the panties go drop.

    My Cocaine Addiction

    My Cola is Pure

    My Shirt Is Affliction

    I’m a douche bag for sure.

    I can lie about taking expensive vacations

    Then Ill take you to the tubs out in La Mesa

    Tell you that im the Chargers new rookie sensation

    Or maybe that I own this radio station.

    Did I mention that I’m bros with Rob Machado

    Gonna session at Sunset Cliffs tomorrow

    Now drink this, girl, these roofies I put all up in your cosmo!

    Can I get to the 805 with no DUI

    No DUI

    No DUI

    Then we can park at Swami’s and we can both get high..

    We can both get high

    We can both get high

    I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars

    At The Gaslamp Bas

    At The Gaslamp Bars

    I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars

    At The Gaslamp Bars

    At The Gaslamp Bars

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