Bill Maher: New Rules, The Snuggie 2/27/09
Bill Maher: New Rules, The Snuggie 2/27/09
“Which brings me to the Snuggie.
The blanket with sleeves—oh, let’s call it what it really is, a full-length bib—and we are the new Arabs. In danger of becoming a silly people. Which was OK when we were riding high, but now every man, woman and child in America owes China $6,000. Imagine owing that to a bookie. This is sooo cozy.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was in China this week, trying to get them to buy more American debt. And they think their milk is toxic. We need the Chinese to finance our printing of money to give to bankers, or else we’ll be paying for the stimulus with seashells and colorful rocks. If the Chinese get a look at us in our Snuggies—and they will, since they make the damn things—they’re going to decide, “We can’t buy any more T-bills from these people! They’re wearing blankets with sleeves. They’re a silly people.”
New Rules From Bill Maher For February 27, 2009
I saw Maher in the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas recently.
Guy had some Game.
Newsom is pretty smooth too.
I know his wife.
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06/03/2009 at 11:59 pm Permalink
haha, it’s so funny you mention the snuggie, i just saw the commercial for the first time in chilling -10c putting logs on the fire and thought it was one of the funniest/most ridiculous things i’ve seen on cable.
12/03/2009 at 12:55 pm Permalink
Newsom is a pretty suave guy in SF… owns a few bars in the Marina, including the cougar classic Balboa Cafe. Apparently, he’s also a big coke head and keeps his nose in the soft with the cocktail waitresses across the street at Matrix…and he’ll probably be our next Gov.