Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

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Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

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Anyone who knows me, knows I have been waging a War against Ed Hardy Clothing and “Ed Hardy Guy” for years now.

If I was a rapper, my album cover would have me standing by my Cadillac, guard up, with a Ed Hardy shirt under the wheel a la Kool Moe Dee’s “How Ya Like Me Know”.

It looks like the pendulum is really starting to swing in my favor:

Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

Not really a fan of this Dirt Nasty guy either, but as Mark “Chopper” Read always said, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend”.

I guess Christian Audiger’s crappy nightclub in the equally crappy Treasure Island is folding too.

Like the “Striped Shirt Guy” before him, I won’t stop until the maggots are feasting on “Ed Hardy Guy’s” and “Christian Audiger Guy’s” over tanned flesh.

Now you tell me who won,
I see them, they run

– Pac

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Thanks to T over at The Rawness for tipping me on this.

fuck Ed Hardy,
fuck Christian Audiger,
fuck Christian Audiger Clothing as a staff, a clothing company, and as a mother f**kin crew.
And if you want to be down with Christian Audiger Clothing,
Then fuck you too.

– Interpolation of Tupac – Hit em up.

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Once this War is over, I promise, I will start working on Universal Healthcare.

But, first things first.

And Oh yeah, fuck Affliction too.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life

Tupac – Hit Em Up(Uncensored)

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20 Comments on "Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill"

  1. The G Manifesto
    Bob Johnstone
    06/08/2009 at 9:21 am Permalink


    I think that tool in the picture (obviously that girls cousin) is wearing “Hurley” not Ed Hardy.


  2. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    06/08/2009 at 9:23 am Permalink


    Point well taken, I guess.

    Not sure how you know it is “Hurley”.

    It looks to me like that girl threw up a rainbow roll from some cheap “party sushi” joint on his shirt a few minutes before the picture was taken.

    – MPM

  3. The G Manifesto
    06/08/2009 at 2:02 pm Permalink

    “No mercy”

  4. The G Manifesto
    06/08/2009 at 2:20 pm Permalink

    Fuck Ed Hardy.

  5. The G Manifesto
    Justin H
    06/08/2009 at 2:37 pm Permalink

    “Hey Christian Audigier, ever feel an AK spray your face..” hahaha.

  6. The G Manifesto
    Jeff K.
    06/08/2009 at 3:09 pm Permalink

    Ed Hardy sucks. Christian Audiger Sucks. That is all i have to say.

  7. The G Manifesto
    06/08/2009 at 3:29 pm Permalink

    MPM, thank you for your continued work on bringing them down.

    Good is on your side.

    Fuck Ed Hardy!

  8. The G Manifesto
    Bucky Chompersen
    06/08/2009 at 6:36 pm Permalink

    The mini-mart has Ed Hardy lighters for like 4$, funny not one has sold.

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    Hi stranger
    06/08/2009 at 6:39 pm Permalink

    That was when Kool Moe Dee and LL Cool J were dissin’ each other. Mama said knock you out is Cool J’s comeback.

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    The G Manifesto
    07/08/2009 at 5:32 pm Permalink

    Hi stranger,

    “That was when Kool Moe Dee and LL Cool J were dissin’ each other. Mama said knock you out is Cool J’s comeback.”


    – MPM

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    Steve Lurkel
    08/08/2009 at 7:36 am Permalink

    nice find…last verse is my favourite.

    yeah MPM, it’ll be fine day indeed when this clothing fad is finally moldering in its grave. of course, something equally wack, if not worse, will rise to take its place.

  12. The G Manifesto
    T. AKA Ricky Raw
    10/08/2009 at 2:03 pm Permalink

    Guy in the first verse and last verse were hilarious, the middle guy barely even mentioned fucking Ed Hardy!

  13. The G Manifesto
    11/08/2009 at 7:55 am Permalink

    who hates ed n audigier?
    u v just drawn d batl lines
    u over pmampered grown up lazy dirty fcukheads n crack heads

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    Sonny Red
    11/08/2009 at 8:30 am Permalink


    I hope you are joking.

    If not, take that $100 you were going to spend on a gay t-shirt and go take some English classes at your local community college.

  15. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    11/08/2009 at 8:39 am Permalink

    T. AKA Ricky Raw,


    The third verse cracks me up.

    – MPM

  16. The G Manifesto
    10/11/2009 at 10:50 am Permalink


    fuck AFFLICTION!!!!!!

  17. The G Manifesto
    28/01/2010 at 12:01 am Permalink

    Ed Hardy used to be the shit. But every douchebag and his dog wears it now. I like the style but its fucking played out

  18. The G Manifesto
    28/01/2010 at 6:05 am Permalink

    Too much hating going on here, I love ed hardy, it makes it so easy to tell who’s a complete faggot when I go out now


  19. The G Manifesto
    14/02/2010 at 11:56 am Permalink

    I can’t stand Ed Hardy and his run-of-the-mill generic bullshit ass style. Every time I see the stupid wanna-be Chink-tiger, I wanna punch the bitch wearing it straight in the dick. Fuck Ed Hardy.

  20. The G Manifesto
    20/06/2010 at 6:06 pm Permalink

    Awsome! Listen to the song by Pony Death Ride called “who the fuck is Ed Hardy?


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