Language Lessons

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Here is another great move for the upwardly mobile International Playboy on the rise:

It’s no secret that learning phrases in foreign languages greatly ups your chances for swooping fly International girls. For instance, I know how to say, “How about you and your girlfriend come to my crib, drink some champagne and take a bubble bath with me” in like 15 different languages.

However, to really get some traction, you are going to need to learn some fluency. The best way to do this? Get a private tutor.

Being that I like to get the most Bang for my Buck (and I don’t mean Roosh’s book Bang either, or maybe I do) I have been going with Spanish tutors.

This is also a great way to spend your time in America between International Strikes. (Side note: I am extremely bearish on American Nightlife and American Girls these days. And I am extremely bullish on International Nightlife and International Girls.)

Obviously, I don’t have to tell you that your private tutor should be female, young and fly.
Once you get her lined up for lessons, play it like you would meet any other fly girl: Go Suited Down, meet at a dope restaurant, drink wine, and spark up grits.

I have found that the best way to do this is to stay real professional during the lesson, peel off whatever she is charging you for the hour off a huge Bankroll (statement making move) and invite her afterwards for drinks. If you have Telenovela good looks like your humble author, she should respond affirmatively. From there, The Rest is up To You.

The best part about this move is:

1. You can swoop your tutor
2. You are learning a language to help you swoop more girls
3. You can smoke and drink while doing it
4. It’s a great “launch pad” for your night

A Classic “Win-Win-Win-Win” scenario.

This has been so effective for me that I have considered getting tutors in Italian, French, Portuguese, Mandarin, Catalan, Fukienese and Croatian.

Hell, I have even thought about getting an English tutor and going with that fake foreigner steez.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
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AKA The Voodoo Child
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14 Comments on "Language Lessons"

  1. The G Manifesto
    01/04/2010 at 6:10 am Permalink

    True. Being multi-lingual gives you more of a market selection.
    And I thought you already knew French.

  2. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    01/04/2010 at 9:29 am Permalink


    I know “pick up girls at the beach” French. Not fluent.

    – MPM

  3. The G Manifesto
    01/04/2010 at 10:28 am Permalink

    Nailed it. I was bumping Wu-Massacre last night and it put me in the perfect state of mind for a night swooping fly girls. I suggest you check the album out.

  4. The G Manifesto
    Babe Ruth
    01/04/2010 at 10:41 am Permalink


    Great post, definitely something to look forward too during my current stint in the U.S.

  5. The G Manifesto
    01/04/2010 at 10:50 am Permalink

    beats the hell out of that Rosetta stone commercial. I think …Business opportunity — fly young tutors FLT. Google it soon


  6. The G Manifesto
    02/04/2010 at 11:22 am Permalink

    Would love to know where you get your pics.

    Like this one for example.

  7. The G Manifesto
    say aaaa
    03/04/2010 at 12:27 pm Permalink

    you’re such a fucking nerd! You fuck sheep like your G buddy Roosh?

  8. The G Manifesto
    say aaaa
    03/04/2010 at 12:28 pm Permalink

    if you logged off Internet with that stupid blog, maybe you’d have time to get laid

  9. The G Manifesto
    sexy lingerie
    03/04/2010 at 7:28 pm Permalink

    Have you ever actually scooped a tutor?

  10. The G Manifesto
    05/04/2010 at 6:06 pm Permalink

    Will be putting this one in practice very soon, G : )

  11. The G Manifesto
    I am a dork!
    05/04/2010 at 6:33 pm Permalink

    yo, wanksta, be careful somebody will pop cap you’re arse, in case real Gs stumble upon your wanking. fo sho.

  12. The G Manifesto
    12/04/2010 at 11:34 am Permalink

    Fake..asss shitttt..these dudes ain’t G’s…if they were Gs why the hell wouldn’t you post some pics of your so called fly birds, honeys, chichas..corny ass shit and you got a gun as your pic…wtf dude get real…Anyone could sit at home and write a blog about how they swoop girls all over the world and never show their face or their so called women they swoop all the time…
    These guys just promote themselves and try to help each other out with their book sales..fake ass Gs

  13. The G Manifesto
    12/04/2010 at 12:37 pm Permalink

    “if they were Gs why the hell wouldn’t you post some pics of your so called fly birds, honeys, chichas.”

    good logic jordanesque. only real G’s post “pics”. go back over to myspace with your little “pic” posting buddies.

  14. The G Manifesto
    04/03/2011 at 6:35 pm Permalink

    The great thing is, you don’t need to learn a language perfectly to put it to use with women. Just learn a few basics and a few catch phrases. That’s it.

    Of course, it’s well worth the effort to learn bulk languages like Spanish, French and Russian thoroughly. Why? Because they are spoken in dozens of countries.

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