How to Swoop Tons of Different Girls at the Same Time and Not Get Caught

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How to Swoop Tons of Different Girls at the Same Time and Not Get Caught

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Fact: American Girls are terrible prospects for dating.

So to affray this reality, the only move left for American based G to play is to swoop tons of Different Girls at the Same Time. This way you can look at the “bright side” of each girl and add them together to “create” one decent girl.

Well, either that or it’s because of all the sexual perversions, monogamy is the most unnatural.

Here is how to not get caught:

Date Girls with Boyfriends

We have already broken down the benefits to Dating Girls with Boyfriends. Girls with boyfriends are less labor intensive and they don’t bug the sh#t out of you. That is what their boyfriend is for, right?

Clean your Sheets

Girls have a strong sense of smell and can tell if you have regulated other girls on the Tempur-pedic (I am seriously thinking of getting one of these. My back is starting to hurt from all the E-Tabs I took as a young up and coming Prototype G). Get your sheets cleaned often.

I was just doing the math. Last year, I paid my maids like 40k in cleaning costs because I was swooping so many girls. Not bad for a Down Economy. So far this year? Hell, sky’s the limit, I just saw my maids pushing the Q Four Five Infinit.

I was going through mad sets of bed sheets too. I think I single handedly raised the demand on Egyptian Cotton. That industry probably owes me a thank you card.

Diversify your Girl Portfolio

Many weesh “players” get caught because they are always tapping the same source (so to speak). Logic would dictate that you wouldn’t want to swoop three different girls at your place of work, right?

Use geography to your advantage. In NYC, for instance, you should swoop a fly NYU girl, a Soho Model, an Upper East-side Mobile, maybe a few Hipster girls and Butter Pecans etc.

In LA, maybe swoop a beach girl from Manhattan, some psedo-P0rn girls from Sunset, a Croatian from Pedro, some Fresas up from Mexico City and a chocolate deluxe from the east side of the LBC.

You get the broken picture.

Exotic Dancers

If you have been reading The G Manifesto for a while, you are familiar with the benefit play of swooping Exotic Dancers. Exotics are great for the rotation because they are always working at night, and generally speaking, are extremely low-maintenance. The less they are around, the lesser chance you have of being caught.

Conjointly, they can hang upside down from my Italian Murano Chandelier while doing the splits.

Try to find a civilian girl that can do that.

Aliases

It always amazes me how guys in The Game don’t use aliases. Me? I use tons. Not to sound like a flash bastard, but I have been going on an ID spree and have like 10 full sets now.

Even I am starting to get confused what my real name is. I am Bi-polar with an identity crisis to say the least.

With multiple Aliases you create confusion in the marketplace and lower your chances of girls figuring out who you are. You can even swoop two girls that are best friends.

Hell, I one time swooped the same girl twice, 6 months apart with different names and a haircut. And she was none the wiser.

Mad Futuristic.

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25 Comments on "How to Swoop Tons of Different Girls at the Same Time and Not Get Caught"

  1. The G Manifesto
    Jon Cruz
    05/11/2009 at 9:36 pm Permalink

    Well said G, well said. The part of aliases is so true. It keeps shit exciting for one’s self and makes life and the game a little more fun.

  2. The G Manifesto
    Entropy
    05/11/2009 at 9:42 pm Permalink

    Hey, do you still think that GOLD/SILVER still have a lot of room to go up?

    How about the price of oil?

  3. The G Manifesto
    waznt me
    06/11/2009 at 4:18 am Permalink

    Of course, should you get caught, don’t forget the words of the master: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx-BoaWQ2MU&hd=1

  4. The G Manifesto
    Smartduck
    06/11/2009 at 4:36 am Permalink

    Gman,
    Where was that picture taken?
    Isn´t nature unfair. Compare the trio at the front with the trio of homely girls in the back.
    Only problem is the horrible skirt on the girl on the right. Not that I would care much.

  5. The G Manifesto
    Riker
    06/11/2009 at 5:57 am Permalink

    Love the natural pic you put up. The tips are great man… truly classics that will stand the test of time :)

  6. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    06/11/2009 at 11:34 am Permalink

    Jon Cruz,

    “makes life and the game a little more fun”

    That is what is all about.

    Too many are too serious about this stuff.

    - MPM

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    The G Manifesto
    06/11/2009 at 11:35 am Permalink

    Entropy,

    “Hey, do you still think that GOLD/SILVER still have a lot of room to go up?”

    Yep. I think hit new high today.

    “How about the price of oil?”

    I have been steering clear of the energies.

    - MPM

  8. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    06/11/2009 at 11:36 am Permalink

    waznt me,

    Forgot about that track.

    Good work.

    - MPM

  9. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    06/11/2009 at 11:36 am Permalink

    Smartduck,

    “Where was that picture taken?”

    Certainly not America.

    - MPM

  10. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    06/11/2009 at 11:37 am Permalink

    Riker

    “Love the natural pic you put up. The tips are great man… truly classics that will stand the test of time :)

    That’s what we do over here Riker.

    Drop classics.

    - MPM

  11. The G Manifesto
    Gio
    06/11/2009 at 1:11 pm Permalink

    Use this in combination with roosh’s “post sex clean up check list” …..losing quality girls because of lazy , stupid mistakes …ie…..(not cleaning sheets, not removing hair, used condoms visable in the trash, etc.) ……..is like giving the other team easy lay ups and missing your free throws……keep your spot clean and evidence free…..don’t be a loser! Great tip about “aliases” G, i need to work on my “passport/ID” game!

  12. The G Manifesto
    Seeking Alpha
    06/11/2009 at 3:23 pm Permalink

    Posner is managed by the same guy as Wale, right?

    Between your relationship with VK/Roosh/Roiss and your knowledge of DC music scene, that’s gotta be homebase, right?

  13. The G Manifesto
    waznt me
    06/11/2009 at 4:50 pm Permalink

    G,

    “Honey came in and she caught G red-handed
    Swooping those fly girls next door
    Picture this, they were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor”

    And, follow the words of wisdom: never give her the keys to your villa

  14. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    06/11/2009 at 5:06 pm Permalink

    Seeking Alpha,

    Nope. I do know DC well though.

    Like many places.

    I was just there last month, first time in like 3 years.

    - MPM

  15. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    06/11/2009 at 5:07 pm Permalink

    “And, follow the words of wisdom: never give her the keys to your villa”

    Yeah, that might be one of the dumbest moves you can do.

    - MPM

  16. The G Manifesto
    Accountant Guy
    06/11/2009 at 6:47 pm Permalink

    This is even better than “How to cook a steak” you wrote 6 months ago.

    40K in maids! Hilarious.

    Keep em coming MPM

  17. The G Manifesto
    DG
    06/11/2009 at 7:55 pm Permalink

    Giving up the keys is pretty dumb, but you can always change the locks. Dumbest move is actually letting her know how to locate your spot. Think Bruce Wayne’s bat cave. Vicky Vale was none the wiser.

  18. The G Manifesto
    Tez
    06/11/2009 at 11:36 pm Permalink

    40K worth of maid clean-up? Suuuuuurrrre bro. You try too hard, nigga.

  19. The G Manifesto
    Bonsai
    08/11/2009 at 9:07 am Permalink

    Haha the alias tip is a classic. A new club in my bag.

  20. The G Manifesto
    anonymous upcoming G
    09/11/2009 at 3:19 pm Permalink

    Tez- you’re an idiot

    MPM- pure genius in this article, per usual.

    How can salvage the situation if i get caught swooping different girls. I’m swooping 3 at the same university and they all suspect something… should i come clean or deny til i die?? Help a young G.

  21. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    09/11/2009 at 3:50 pm Permalink

    anonymous upcoming G,

    Deny, and then deny more.

    - MPM

  22. The G Manifesto
    Marquis
    10/11/2009 at 3:14 pm Permalink

    stripper girls are prone to showing up at 345am on a tuesday night when they feel the itch for some plowing. be sure to wear a rubber too. a lot of em are off the pill b/c they know about the studies that show they make more when they’re fertile. you are right about how low maintenance they are. one i’d dated saw me at my last fight, she was wondering where i’d been, after she flaked out on me for having dated another girl she worked with after she didn’t return a couple of my calls and i stopped calling her. go figure.

  23. The G Manifesto
    Mr. Crown
    10/11/2009 at 4:27 pm Permalink

    In other news, I read this morning that Harrods sales of gold bars has been tremendous, a clear cut sign that commodities are heading into free fall.

  24. The G Manifesto
    Dating Girl
    11/12/2009 at 7:38 pm Permalink

    Wow, one thing is for sure those are not American girls lol.

  25. The G Manifesto
    Jason
    30/03/2010 at 9:23 pm Permalink

    haha hillarious

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