Doing Drugs and Picking Up Girls

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Doing Drugs and Picking Up Girls

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High Heels and Dirty Deals

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Let’s make things nice and sparkling clear, I have said before that The G never uses drugs to inebriate girls, and considers doing so, a horrible crime. But since it has never been done before, and people keep on asking me, I put together an EZ reference sheet for the up and coming G to know which drugs are best to be on for Picking up Girls.

(Disclaimer: I am not admitting to any drug use, and this reference sheet is best read with the word “allegedly” in front of every sentence.)

Cocaine: On paper, seems like a great drug to be on while picking up girls. But it’s not. Even caine filled Kools suck. Beeks are the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled on the G (next to convincing the world he didn’t exist). You get way too tweeked out, it is highly addictive and it hurts sexual performance. Your Game goes up the dollar bill as well; you get more into the drug than you do girls. Plus, it makes you look older; like using cologne on your face. Careful with this one. I have lost many a droog from the mirror, the razorblade and the straw.

High Heels and Dirty Deals

Extasy: Fly girls are always trying to get next to me, and I have had some beautiful experiences on Extasy. You can spit mad innovative Game flows on Beans. The man of the hour has an air of great power. Chemically, it makes you glow, so girls sweat you like a sparring session at The Wild Card in summertime. Beans also make your pupils dilate which makes girls fall in love with you. Downside: Makes your back feel like a wind up doll. And you think every fly girl is the greatest girl ever. Once you come back down to earth, you usually change your opinion. But what’s some spinal fluid between you and a fly girl?

Crack: Sure, Rick James swooped mad girls while puffing rocks and base. But this stuff gets you way too out of your mind to spit coherent Game. And it will send you on a downward spiral. You remember what happened to G Money, right?

Rick James – You and I

Heroin: Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark, there was an era when lots of fly rich girls and models were on H. I avoided that scene, although I think I smoked that shit once. Gets you too dozy to swoop girls. Careful with this one too. I have lost many a droog to the spoon, the flame and the spike.

The Velvet Underground – Heroin

Marijuana: I have given my thoughts on Weed before. And already told The Greatest Pick up Line of All Time. You can definitely swoop girls while high on Chron. But you can get too high on heavy duty Chronic if you take huge rips out of glass bongs and your Game can suffer. Puff Jays instead.

Meth: Not really good for much except if you want to chill in crappy towns, heist crankster gangsters and go on a collision course with a jail cell. Or a desert grave. I have seen many a Southern California Prom Queen turn into a Southern California Prom Fiend on this stuff.

Special K: Back when Strike used to Clock and drink Chocolate Mousse, I always swooped mad girls on Special K in NYC at NV and Match. But I think it had to do more with my tight Game than it did the drug. All in all, I don’t recommend. Too trippy.

GHB: GHB can be similar to Beans if you take the right amount. If you don’t, you can end up more twisted than cornrows. Avoid.

Vicodin: I have swooped girls on Vikes, but generally speaking, they flip my head too bad and make me want to sleep. Like Amsterdam Nap style.

Hashish: I am a city slicker, I ain’t no townie, and right now I wish I had another hash brownie. But I always liked puffing it more. When I was a young prototype G, I put on some of the most dynamic Game performances high on Shish, swooping topless girls on French, Spanish and Portuguese beaches in summertime. I was mildly surprised that Time Magazine didn’t put me in “Most Influential” in those days (I would have respectfully declined) under the builders and the titans. With Rupert Murdoch, the Billionaire Boys and some dudes you never heard of.

Opium: ?

Acid: Acid is another drug I swooped fly girls on, but I don’t think it was because of the drug. These days, you are apt to say too many weird things and get too many strange visuals to properly chop up proper Game.

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Mushrooms: I have met some “Shroom Gurus” in my day, and I can safely say I am not one of them. I had one friend that said he could “read girls minds” on Shrooms. Although he swooped mad girls on mushys, I tend to doubt he could tell what girls were thinking. All in all, peaking is too heavy duty and too confusing on shrums.

Peyote: I think I did that shit once. Just playing. Who knows? Ask Jim Morrison. Probably, good if you want to go on a Vision Quest though.

PCP: Good for drive-by’s with Latinos and Eses, rolling on Pico with Fredrico, not for swooping girls.

Rohypnol: Gets you way too faded. Menace II Sobriety like O-Dog and Caine to your Game.

I have said it before, and I will say it again, this decade’s Nightlife is in bad need of the new Ecstasy. And by “bad need”, I mean like a person who has been stabbed 20 times with a shank is in bad need of some pressure, some gauze and a blood transfusion.

Best to stick with The Holy Trinity: Cigarettes, Vino and Vodka if you want a long career in this Game.

And throw in Double Espressos if you missed out on your Vampire Nap.

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14 Comments on "Doing Drugs and Picking Up Girls"

  1. The G Manifesto
    scott
    02/09/2009 at 8:05 am Permalink

    Fly girls are always trying to get next to me, and I have had some beautiful experiences on Extasy

    Beastie Boys, Paul’s Boutique.

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    The G Manifesto
    02/09/2009 at 9:33 am Permalink

    scott,

    Good eye.

    - MPM

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    scott
    02/09/2009 at 9:49 am Permalink

    I saw the second one too, but I won’t give it away.

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    The G Manifesto
    02/09/2009 at 10:15 am Permalink

    scott,

    Excellent eye.

    There are tons of borrowed lines in there.

    - MPM

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    Johnston
    02/09/2009 at 10:20 am Permalink

    Another hard hitting manifesto. i love how you always cover the topics no one else will. i wish i had this reference sheet when i was a kid.

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    collegeboy
    02/09/2009 at 11:25 am Permalink

    What about “Salvia”? Its a legal drug(in some states). check this vid out of some girl doing it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT4Z__1ANwU

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    The G Manifesto
    02/09/2009 at 2:44 pm Permalink

    collegeboy,

    Not familiar with it.

    Looks too heavy, and difficult to swoop girls on.

    - MPM

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    Coby
    02/09/2009 at 8:56 pm Permalink

    MPM, any words for the kids on drugs?

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    The G Manifesto
    02/09/2009 at 9:06 pm Permalink

    “MPM, any words for the kids on drugs?”

    Yeah.

    Don’t do drugs…without me!

    Just playing.

    I just reread this and it came off more like a anti-drug public service announcement. Don’t you think?

    Either way, I just came real.

    - MPM

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    JR
    03/09/2009 at 8:10 am Permalink

    I understand it’s hard to come out with gem-after-gem but The Manifesto needs more articles like this.

    I think you should dedicate the next week to anecdotes from your prototype G days, I could supply you with some of my own classics if your memories faded.

    Your drug critique is on point (esp regarding coke) but I would add that X these days is not what it was when you were a Young G. Surprised you didn’t include MDMA- pure X without the speed, caffeine pills, etc. Comes in powder/ crystal form for the narcotics novice and if you don’t overdo it gives u mad futuristic Roger Moore game.
    Also, Hash has the upper-hand over MJ (esp skunk) in terms of swooping- won’t mong you out.

    Ultimately I have to agree- stick to booze and ‘bacco, if only for the babes.

    Me- I get stoned everyday like Jesus did.

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    Jason D
    02/12/2009 at 5:25 pm Permalink

    What about

    prescriptions

    like xanax or adderall?

    I agree though, ecstasy is the shit for picking up girls

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    The G Manifesto
    02/12/2009 at 5:36 pm Permalink

    Jason D,

    I try not to step to pills.

    xanax makes you tired and adderall gets you up.

    Maybe you could fuse the two to create a perfect buzz.

    But I wouldn’t recommend.

    - MPM

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    Shynejamal
    11/05/2010 at 8:41 pm Permalink

    Borrowed a few lines from: Eminem – Drug Ballad

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    J
    30/07/2013 at 1:25 pm Permalink

    Found your site today. Just hopping on since I’ve thought a lot and learned many of the same hard lessons.

    Along those same lines, as a base, mastering food intake can be just as critical.

    Some are just as effective (or to the detriment of)… especially when you are working around peak performance, fitness.

    Be an astute observer of how your body, mind and game react. Everyone is different, but most foods have a similar affect on the majority of people.

    Nicotine? – for those who prefer it. I don’t smoke, so don’t know.

    Caffeine – eats away at my focus and cool, then drops me afterward – If I have to, I drink drip coffee with milk over espresso. Best only if tired and need to stay awake.

    Green tea – you hit it in another post. If it takes a lot of stimuli to keep your attention (many call this ADD, but don’t fall into the pigeonhole. I say it’s just those of us who are more primitive that need a higher level of danger to keep us enthused.) For me, herbal tea really helps maintain a steady mental pace throughout the night (or day), no unpredictable ups or downs, with a strong finish. When infused with lavendar, chamomile and calming herbs, it can enhance the focus effect. Though too much could put you to sleep. One cup.

    Reduce sugar/carb intake prior to hitting your local base of operations, otherwise your blood sugar goes through the roof. Work out if you do, to burn it off. Eat enough to get energy back, but not too much. Drinking on a comfortable fill seems just right – unsweetened cocktails is key.

    Taurine, ginseng, tryptopan, tyrosine – also good for mental clarity when your brain chemistry is off, you will feel immediate rectification.

    Water – never go dehydrated, especially on or after a heavy night of drinking or workout. I buy hydration tablets that contain potassium, sodium and other much needed elements for a bounce back, especially if I think I’ll have a hangover.

    A few key foods I can testify to are fresh wild Alaskan salmon (I eat a lot because I live in Alaska), and natural vanilla yogurt. The fish kept my great grandfather up til he was in his seventies, having kids and “swooping” younger women.

    For many men like us, our body is a temple, a machine. If you really want to be on top of your physical and mental game – cleansing your system of processed foods, try sticking to a caveman diet (lean protiens and veggies) does a world of good.

    As far as eating out, I am more of an iron chef than a restauranteur. I’ve found higher end restaurants use fresher and un processed ingredients, made from scratch, that fit the “caveman diet” pretty well – with some pretty amazing dishes, for that matter. The frozen, reheated, processed and repackaged foods you get have a profound effect on performance, as well as your health, but most people’s base is so low, they don’t notice the difference – but for us, just another reason to stay away from the cheaper chains.

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