The Greatest Pick up Line of All Time

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The Greatest Pick up Line of All Time

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Every Player and Pick up Artist out there today always says the same thing. They say, “There are no good Pick up Lines”, “Pick up lines don’t work” and other crap as if they are saying something so earth shattering and innovative. As if this line of thinking is so contrarian or something. Come on, tell me something I don’t know, like the where is best spot to get Amberjack Tartare in Dubai? (anybody who knows, feel free to tell me, I have to go to Dubai soon).

They do have a point though, almost all pick up lines are stupid and never work. Save one. The craziest thing about this line is I don’t even use it anymore. So enough build up, The Greatest Pick up Line in the World is:

“Do you want to Smoke some Weed?”

Sure, “Do you want to Smoke some Weed?” (keep in mind that this is more a Street Game, Beach Game type line) doesn’t work on Every girl, but it does work on the vast majority. I have used this line to great success from London to Kingston to Washington to Hamilton (Bermuda) to Edmonton to Baton (Rouge) to (Boca) Raton to Boston to Charleston to Galveston to Wilmington to Winston (Salem) to Wellington (New Zealand) to Houston. I am actually lying, I haven’t been to all those places, some of those spots are weesh.

“Do you want to Smoke some Weed?” is known to work extremely well on Southern California, Beach town and Extreme sports girls. Trust me, I have gotten more fly Pro Snowboarder Girls between my sheets than Transworld Magazine. And I have been right up next to more naked fly Pro Surf Girls than this year’s Roxy bathing suit line.

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  1. The G Manifesto
    31/08/2007 at 9:26 pm Permalink

    Brilliant. It’s so true! It’ll work on ANY girl, granted you’re well dressed, smell amazing and don’t look like you’re only trying to get her in bed…even though you are. Well done.

  2. The G Manifesto
    05/09/2007 at 4:16 pm Permalink


  3. The G Manifesto
    10/01/2008 at 4:19 pm Permalink
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    ccapt jack
    21/09/2008 at 11:32 am Permalink

    weed? You must be getting the lowest quality girls known to man. I highly doubt your getting with girls from the likes of transworld mag. You might be half blind or half retarded. I think I will go witht the latter. try coke. The hot chick do coke. No way around it. If you doubt it, then you never have done it.

  5. The G Manifesto
    10/01/2009 at 6:57 pm Permalink

    Me and bobbi think that is the greatest pickup line for grls between ages 15-25. But they’re older then u’ll probably be shit oyut of look. BUT HELL YEA WE WANNA SMOKE SUM WEED!

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    The Undertaker
    13/01/2009 at 12:39 pm Permalink

    “Michael Mason”, the author of the G Manifesto, was shot dead after robbing a 7-eleven in Provo, Utah. He was found with a pack of Junior Mints and $247, both stolen from the establishment he just heisted. Sorry, but there will be no more G Manifesto.

  7. The G Manifesto
    18/01/2009 at 7:15 pm Permalink

    you joking undertaker? is not R.I.P


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