The Man Who Made it Snow

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The Man Who Made it Snow

The Man Who Made It Snow

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I recently finished a pretty dope book called The Man Who Made It Snow by Max Mermelstein, which is about the guy who basically sunk the whole crew depicted in the movie Cocaine Cowboys; Jon Roberts and Mickey Munday. Mermelstein was also personally responsible for making $300 million for the narco-traficantes in The Medellin Cartel and brining in fifty-six tons of Cocaine into America. Essentially, the guy made it snow in Florida.

“I would sell five keys to some colombian for $30,000 a key, or a total of $150,000. By the next day the Colombian had adulterated my pure stuff, just off the plane by 20 percent, adding enough quinine or amphetamine (better known as speed) or inesitol (powdered vitamin B) to produce six cut keys. He sold the six kilos he had created, claiming it was “pure” stuff, for $30,000 a key, making a quick profit of $30,000 in a day or two.

Some other lowlife Colombian bought the cut key and made it into a key and a half by further adulterating it. Then he sold this hashed-up kilo and a half to black street dealers in measure of one-eighth of a “pure” key, selling twelve one-eights of a key and pocketing his profit.

The street peddlers took their one-eighth of a key and added more cut to double it to one-quarter key, then sold it on the street by the gram, a quarter key becoming 250 grams, for $80 to $100 a gram.

The money derived from the pure stuff we brought in from Colombia kept a huge coke-hungry army of dealers and petty pusher driving their fancy cars around the slums of America’s Cities.

Nobody closely associated with the cartel delt in anything less than multiple kilograms of coke straight from Colombia. We never even saw street peddlers.
…and life was sweet

Two main lessons from the book:

Never drive a car.

You can’t chase a paper trail if there is no paper.

One is wise to adhere to both.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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6 Comments on "The Man Who Made it Snow"

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    Willy Wonka
    27/05/2010 at 8:05 am Permalink

    This is why I will never do coke. By the time you get it, the shit has already been cut soo much….

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    Seph
    27/05/2010 at 9:25 am Permalink

    Nah, the right calls will get you the purest shit. Just gotta have the digits.

    The coca farmers should get paid more, say 20 ct a piece. Give back to the people.

  3. The G Manifesto
    Giovonny
    27/05/2010 at 11:52 am Permalink

    G,

    why no driving?

    seph,

    I wont encourage anymore “critical thinkers”. I just like to spar sometimes.

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    The G Manifesto
    27/05/2010 at 12:59 pm Permalink

    Giovonny,

    Driving is the easiest way to have relations with the cops.

    Even for the law abiding.

    – MPM

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    Mala
    28/05/2010 at 1:01 pm Permalink

    “Driving is the easiest way to have relations with the cops.
    Even for the law abiding”

    Oye, this is probably the best infomation G has ever given you guys that like to wild out.

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    Justin
    09/02/2011 at 2:42 pm Permalink

    You look at those numbers discussed above and it is an inspiration to us all…

    By the way, that’s solid advice on avoiding cars. They’re the source of a lot of headaches involving the law enforcement community – even for the law abiding, as MPM indicated.

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