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South Beach Saturday Night Limo Move

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South Beach Saturday Night Limo Move

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gave her a “two kisses” good bye and exit Prime 112 with solid plans to meet the fly Argentinan girl later that night. I step into the balmy South Beach night wearing a two button bespoke cobalt blue Ozwald Boateng suit with the Royal Blue interior like I was from Kansas City. Or Simon City.

Spark up a smoke with the Zippo and a limo driver asks me, “Are you Joe?”

In a heads up move, I respond “No, I am Joe’s boss (having no idea who “Joe” is). Joe is still inside. I need to get to the Gansevoort Hotel quick.”

The limo driver says “Hop in”.

I love pro-bono limo rides.

As I exit the limo, I spot two blond girls, from the West Coast no doubt, smoking cigarettes outside Philippe and say,

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