Top Ten South Beach Miami Mistakes

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Top Ten South Beach Miami Mistakes

Miami Beach is a very intoxicating place; the ocean, mad amounts of fly girls (easily the most highly concentrated of any place in America), high heels, dresses, short skirts, drugs, late nights, succulent Comida Cubana, etc. It can also be a godforsaken cesspool. But one place can’t have it all, right?

However, as we have mentioned before, South Beach has been many a player’s “Waterloo”. Top ranked players from NYC end up looking like dorks on the beach because they rock wack beach gear. And as a result, they end up filleted. Top tier California playboys get put through the wood chipper since they are not used to the late nights, late dinning hours, rhythms of the night, and smoking in bars in South Beach (they can thank the Gov and the Police State California has become for that). Even top foreign G’s get battered and bruised.

Lucky for you, the reader, your humble author has one of the greatest track records of all time in South Beach.

Here are some of the biggest mistakes I see guys constantly making in South Beach:

1. Not wearing Custom Suits – South Beach is definitely Custom Suit turf. Amazingly, not that many cats bust them. Which in turn makes it more effective. If you dress in tight jeans or glittery Ed Hardy shirts, expect to get blanked in South Beach. However, on the plus side, you should find plenty in common with about 99% of the guys in America. So you will never be at a loss for friends to go out to the local sports bar and eat “Mondo Nachos” and “Jalapeño Poppers” with.

2. Not Street GamingStreet Game is the Hanging Gardens of Babylon for swooping in South Beach.

3. Going into clubs “Cold” – Here is the thing with South Beach: the nightclubs are pretty difficult to swoop girls at. You need to have girls cooking before you roll to the club and use the club as a closing tool. If you understand this, you understand South Beach.

4. Not rolling to the restaurants – Sure, most South Beach restaurants are overpriced and the food is kind of wack. And it’s hard to get some decent sushi. But the restaurant bars in Miami are literally, Bolivian gold mines for swooping (and we all know where the price of Gold is today). Roll in Custom Suited Down and slide up to the Colombiana and Cubana in high heels and short skirts at the bar. Proceed accordingly.

(Side Note: I have thought for years that if someone opened up a legit traditional Sushi place in South Beach you would print money. Key words here being “legit traditional”. As a matter of fact, maybe I will talk to some of my Sushi guys when I get back to California.)

5. Not going after locals only tourists – Sure the tourists are easier to swoop on a one night basis, but the local Miami girls way more fly. Check out Brickell; and prepared to have your mind blown.

6. Not smoking – Choosing not to smoke is a horrible move in South Beach. By being a smoker, you get mad free leads. Plus, the health benefits from swooping tons of fly Latinas will easily counter act the “potential” risks from the inhalation of tobacco smoke.

7. Not having SwaggerWe have talked about Swagger in South Beach before. If you come light in South Beach, prepare to get nothing. If you come heavy, the blimp reads “The World is Yours”. It’s really that simple.

8. Not getting your rounds in – Hit up the recently re-opened Legendary 5th Street Gym.

9. Not speaking Spanish – You are going to need to speak at least little Spanish and hold a conversation in Spanish if you really want to come up Aces in South Beach. Other languages help as well. I would say I typically speak about 40% English – 60% Spanish (and other languages) when I am in Miami.

10. Not Dancing – You are going to have to dance if you want to close in South Beach. Here is the Salsa Swoop Move.

11. Being undercapitalized – Sure, you might be able to swoop girls in South Beach if your Game is super tight and your broke. But why make it hard on yourself? South Beach girls love that Young, Handsome, Dashing, Rich, International Playboy in the Custom Suit with the big Bankroll. Why do it any other way? Anything less would be uncivilized.

The other advantage is you can really be a “bully with the bucks” in South Beach. So you really might as well hit hard like Camacho and Vargas and peg the market.

12. Doing Drugs – Bad move. It’s too hot and you will get too tweaked.

If you didn’t know, now you know. And if you do any of the above mistakes, you only have yourself to blame.

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14 Comments on "Top Ten South Beach Miami Mistakes"

  1. The G Manifesto
    collegeslacker
    09/05/2011 at 10:25 am Permalink

    Longtime lurker here, bigtime fan.

    Just poppin in to say I’ve always loved your stuff, and even though I don’t have the bankroll yet, I’ve taken more than a few of your moves.

    Also, inspired by you I bought a suit this past winter and started wearing it out. The results speak for themselves.

    Side Note: I’m almost positive the photo on this post is my good friend’s sister, which is crazy. She’s just startin it up with the modeling thing in LA.

  2. The G Manifesto
    Sincere
    09/05/2011 at 11:42 am Permalink

    @MPM -

    ” 3. Going into clubs “Cold” – Here is the thing with South Beach: the nightclubs are pretty difficult to swoop girls at. You need to have girls cooking before you roll to the club and use the club as a closing tool. If you understand this, you understand South Beach. ”

    Truth. And this applies pretty much anywhere. It baffles me how much bitching I hear about how clubs are dead… clubs are a waste of time for bagging broads… blah blah blah.

    All the while, these fools are doing it wrong. Take heed youngins; this is the right way to use a club.

  3. The G Manifesto
    Adventure21c
    09/05/2011 at 1:56 pm Permalink

    Thanks for the reminder. I can never afford to neglect the daily reminder doses of the principles, no matter how good I get at something.

    This is a one heck of an upper-echelon game.

    For a novice starting out from scratch, this could take a couple, if not a few, years to fully implement. Spanish is just one of many in the clearance list, and even with a good method that alone would take a few months at the minimum.

    Look at how much underlying passive and active values are required in the guideline.

    Money & Success
    ————————
    1. Not wearing Custom Suits
    11. Being undercapitalized (probably no way to get away with this with latinas.)
    (I’d say bump in a luxury pad to boot. 007-style, of course.)

    Confident, intelligent, fit and skilled worldly man
    ————————————————————–
    7. Not having Swagger
    8. Not getting your rounds in
    9. Not speaking Spanish
    10. Not Dancing

    Sheer gaming skills
    ————————–
    2. Not Street Gaming
    3. Going into clubs “Cold”
    4. Not rolling to the restaurants
    5. Not going after locals only tourists

    Attraction, sex, seduction, pickup and gaming: all a game of value on both sexes’ part. If I have a fabulous value in me, I’ll get fabulous girls.

    So the message is clear: Want plenty action?! Bust your ass, Boy!

  4. The G Manifesto
    Jack Frost
    10/05/2011 at 9:28 pm Permalink

    First trip to Miami coming up in August, thanks for the tips. Any advice on best time of year to go or does that matter?

  5. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    11/05/2011 at 8:02 am Permalink

    Jack Frost,

    Feb is best month to go.

    I have never been, but I would think August might be the worst.

    August is for Southern California and European beaches.

    - MPM

  6. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    11/05/2011 at 8:03 am Permalink

    Sincere,

    “All the while, these fools are doing it wrong. Take heed youngins; this is the right way to use a club.”

    Yeah, its a slight shift, but very critical.

    - MPM

  7. The G Manifesto
    Steve
    11/05/2011 at 2:05 pm Permalink

    G,

    Immaculate post!!! Do you have any data on Rio / Sau Paulo Brazil?

    Thanks champ.

  8. The G Manifesto
    Jack Frost
    12/05/2011 at 6:50 pm Permalink

    Damn, gonna have to reschedule that trip then. Side note I am gonna be at Del Mar first weekend of August, you gonna be around?

  9. The G Manifesto
    EL MIZ
    12/05/2011 at 7:28 pm Permalink

    MPM,

    Thanks for the post. Miami is a unique scene; tips from the King are always appreciated.

    I am planning my first Del Mar Racetrack trip this August. Perhaps you could give the loyal readers a San Diego or Del Mar “Top Ten”?

    Always appreciated,

    EM

  10. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    13/05/2011 at 9:29 am Permalink

    Jack Frost,

    Yeah, I would reschedule for sure. All my friends in Miami try to get out of dodge during August.

    Del Mar is way more the move although it seems to be slipping a little.

    - MPM

  11. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    13/05/2011 at 9:31 am Permalink

    EL MIZ,

    Word up, I will see what I can bust out.

    - MPM

  12. The G Manifesto
    thorreke
    16/05/2011 at 4:48 pm Permalink

    Been reading your blog for a few weeks now and I’m close to addicted.Your stories and insights are highly inspiring. Even though I chose a different path in life (married) I believe if every man would know as clearly what they want as you do and pursue that goal with the same intensity the world would be a much better place. That being said, tons of your advice applies to marriage too.

    Thanks for the post ‘entering the dragon’. It motivated me 1000% to get myself back into Aikido, which I dropped almost two years ago because of multiple injuries.

    T

  13. The G Manifesto
    bigfoot
    24/05/2011 at 7:34 am Permalink

    I’m not surprised to see Custom Suits at no. 1. Unfortunately for a younger G like me custom suits are out of budget. When I do have the bankroll coming in, I’ll buy myself a nice custom suit, preferably from a Hong Kong tailor.

  14. The G Manifesto
    ML
    16/09/2011 at 3:49 pm Permalink

    When I have the bankroll, I’ll be REALLY smart and start an amateur porn site, paying 18 year old airheads $100 to take it on the face.

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