American Girls: Ugg Boots VS High Heels

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American Girls: Ugg Boots VS High Heels

So I was chilling, Custom Suited Down recently in a certain up-market part of Southern California that I spend a lot of time in when I am back on the Nacirema turf.

I was with one of my droogs from way back when we were flipping Beans, talking biz and trading war stories at a pretty dope lunch spot that is pretty hipstered out (but keep in mind this is Southern California so it is kind of pseudo-hipster).

The owner, some top-flight glam hipster cat who everyone thinks is so cool (and unbelievably girls like the guy, or maybe not so “unbelievably” in this day and age) came over to greet us.

He is a fan.

My friend and I are trying to talk dollars and sense and I got skippy in a fedora yapping in my ear asking me where I have been this year and on and on.

When I finally brushed him off so he could go make yogurt double lattes with extra whipped cream, or whatever the hell hipsters drink, my friend, who is a certified International Playboy just like me said, “Typical stay at home American. Minimal passports stamps, that guy. Probably does the Maui-Las Vegas-Cabo triangle and thinks he is making moves…”

I said, “Yeah, just like those cats that move some ounces and think they are causing a crimewave…” before I noticed something that was making me edgy for the last 10 minutes…

Every goddamn girl sitting outside of this “trendy, up-market, hipster joint” are wearing Ugg Boots.

I almost flipped my lid. (I think it is because I have been sparring again. F*ck Halloween. I have been turning into a Monster. I had to spark up a cigarette to calm down.)

This Ugg Boot stuff really has to stop.

Look. I have heard the excuses from Americant girls.

“High-Heels just aren’t comfortable during the day…”

Bullsh*t.

In Riga, Latvia, girls wear high heels on cobblestones. In wintertime.

And I have heard girls say:

“I just can’t move around in high heels…”

Bullsh*t again.

I know an Exotic Dancer that can do this Bruce Lee Move on the stage in High Heels:

So let’s put this to rest once and for all.

Let’s do a comparison.

Which is better?

Ugg Boots?

Or High Heels?

Any questions?

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11 Comments on "American Girls: Ugg Boots VS High Heels"

  1. The G Manifesto
    Peter Phoenix
    20/11/2011 at 10:15 pm Permalink

    I’ve been seeing this for ages. Where has the age of style gone? I tell all my girls to wear heels.

    Do you know what’s worse than ugg boots? Flip flops.

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    SugaShane
    21/11/2011 at 2:23 pm Permalink

    Mason – more Ugg boots or high heels (or flip flops) at Sunday Funday at the Guest House Day Club in Diego?

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    On a hot and sunny Sunday in August, we have absolutely no problem putting all responsibilities on the back burner and dedicating the entire day to champagne sipping, booty popping midday revelry. And we’re not alone. The entire city flocks to these summer pool parties to partake in the ultimate Sunday Funday experience.

    So now, on a cold and dreary winter weekend, why do I feel so damn guilty drinking all day in a dark downtown bar? When the rain is pouring down outside, we have to keep ourselves entertained somehow, right? After a few Bloody Mary’s, I came to a conclusion. In order to turn a depressing brunch into a legendary bash, we need a few key elements: crowd, music and atmosphere. And if there’s one thing we locals know how to do, it’s to throw an epic and unexpected daytime party.

    Stingaree to the rescue. San Diego, meet your new Sunday Funday winter escape: GuestHouse Day Club. Launching December 4th, GuestHouse Day Club will be a high energy indoor party featuring everything we love about daytime debauchery. Get ready for flowing champagne, confetti guns, disco balls, college-style drinking games, go-go dancers, stilt walkers, and our favorite local DJs paired with special guest performers. You’re invited to get as rowdy and wild as you wish, because we all know that during Sunday Funday, anything goes.

    The GuestHouse Day Club Launch Party is going down on Sunday, December 4th with DJhere Productions featuring hot beats by Sex Panther. This unpredictable DJ duo spins an eclectic mix of House/Electro and House/Dubstep and puts on one hell of an energetic live performance. Dirty dancers beware; these guys rock the club hard.

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  3. The G Manifesto
    RJ
    21/11/2011 at 4:20 pm Permalink

    Hey G,

    Have you seen the Devil’s Double yet? It was surprisingly good.

  4. The G Manifesto
    Falcon
    22/11/2011 at 5:51 am Permalink

    Ugg for UGGLY or what?!

    Finally a blog post about this gruesome fashion trend that is contaminating the streets of Europe as well. Herd mentality gone wrong.

    Don’t the girls realize that they would draw real attention and appreciation if they dressed nice and sexy?

  5. The G Manifesto
    Gmac
    24/11/2011 at 5:30 pm Permalink

    No contest.

    American girls need to learn a lesson from Eastern Europe and Russia.

    This is an epidemic.

  6. The G Manifesto
    blah
    29/11/2011 at 3:28 am Permalink

    I suggest you try to walk in high heels for a week. Let´s then look if you still think it´s “bullsh*t” that wearing high heels during the day is uncomfortable. Maybe you call bullshit on this http://foothealth.about.com/od/shoessocks/a/HighHeelsBad.htm
    and this http://www.thebostonchannel.com/health/3908102/detail.html
    and this http://faoj.org/2010/05/01/does-wearing-high-heeled-shoe-cause-hallux-valgus-a-survey-of-chinese-females/ , too.
    Have a look at this: http://www.pyroenergen.com/articles09/hallux-valgus.htm
    But maybe you prefer ugly feet to healthy feet. As long as they are dressed in high heels ;)

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    The G Manifesto
    02/12/2011 at 9:55 pm Permalink

    blah -

    Yeah, a bunch of reports from quack doctors = no legitimacy.

    I go with what is on the streets.

    It’s The G Manifesto Way.

    - MPM

  8. The G Manifesto
    Aleks
    12/12/2011 at 12:45 pm Permalink

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