Wack Style: Guys And Little Dogs

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Wack Style: Guys And Little Dogs

“That fake Al Capone sh*t we don’t condone. I am about to turn this whole Game into a funeral home”. – Keith Murray

We already know that America is on a heavy downslide.

It always amazes me when I get back to The States from my travels around the world is how many guys in America are walking little dogs.

It’s pathetic, from a Style standpoint, and annoying because, I am trying to get my roadwork in and get to my Boxing Gym. The little dogs are never trained and clog up the sidewalk.

If you think about it (which I try not to), it is either guys actually wanting little dogs as pets, or guys walking the little dogs of their girlfriends as a slave favor.

Both options are despicable.

Keep in mind, I don’t really condone the phoney goateed, sleeve tatted steez cat, thinking he is causing a crime wave with his pitbull either.

But honestly, I feel less nauseous after drinking 20 Goose and sodas and eating 3 quesadillas with extra guac than I do after seeing a guy walking a little dog.

Someone has to put a stop to this.

I am kind of surprised that The Chinese or The Russians don’t just make a move on US now while we are at our weakest.

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And I always thought that girls with little dogs was a big sign that the Apocalypse was coming.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
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10 Comments on "Wack Style: Guys And Little Dogs"

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    The Specimen
    09/01/2012 at 10:25 pm Permalink

    4 or 5 pits is the best home security system money can buy.

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    Chase
    09/01/2012 at 10:40 pm Permalink

    2 Combat Tours In Iraq, 1 Currently In Afghanistan. I like little dogs, they make me happy! This article was hot garbage. Really, small dogs? Hahah…At a time of almost record unemployment, the dollar losing 95% of it’s buying power, and ongoing war, the most you can complain about is guys with small dogs?! You wouldn’t make it 10 seconds in the Infantry, we’d chew you up and spit you out.
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    Michael Galinsky
    09/01/2012 at 10:46 pm Permalink

    You tell em’ Michael!

    If it ain’t big enough to pull me off the railroad tracks, or scare someone away, I don’t want it! Big Dog is 90 pounds plus with a deep bark that makes people think twice. I have only had one dog in my life, and it was the best relationship I have ever had, PERIOD! Girls could learn a thing or two from dogs.

    Looking for you next summer at the paddock in Del Mar…

    Best,

    Michael G in Sherman Oaks, CA

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    Chad
    10/01/2012 at 12:01 am Permalink

    I can’t hate on guys with small dogs too much, sometimes they are pretty cute. I love my moms shitzu, pretty cool for a small dog. I wouldn’t want to own one though.

    If I had enough time to care for a dog, I’d get a husky.

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    Charlie dont chase
    10/01/2012 at 5:32 am Permalink

    @chase
    First off, I have a lot of friends in the armed forces, semper fi, god bless America.

    On the flip, I think you are a dumb ass. you miss the whole fucking point. Are we protecting our nation for *this*? A bunch of weesh dudes with little bitch dogs?

    Second, you are writing from Afghanistan ? Yeah right.

    Maybe you don’t get it, dummy. But in fact, I don’t even think you are real or even in the forces.

    And seriously, who the fuck signs their post with a pussy ass smily face?

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    Easy G
    10/01/2012 at 10:12 am Permalink

    Chase,

    It is always nice when women participate in our armed services.

    Thank you for your service.

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    PDX
    10/01/2012 at 11:29 am Permalink

    Dressed, confident guy walking a well-bred dog in a target-rich neighborhood? Instant phone numbers.

    Beta nice guys walking ill-trained rat-dogs, wearing cargos, tees, and goofy grins? Nada.

    It’s not about big or small, it’s the overall package.

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    Justin
    10/01/2012 at 7:30 pm Permalink

    Man, you are so on the money with this one. I can’t believe how often I see this shit since moving back to the States…

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    MP
    10/01/2012 at 9:44 pm Permalink

    dudes with rat sized dogs are the worst human beings in existence. they’ll try to hump the first leg they see. its annoying.

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    Rich Fader
    26/02/2012 at 7:28 pm Permalink

    The guys might be beta douches, but don’t tell them they’re little dogs. The dogs, I mean. They don’t think they’re little. If they were human, they’d be custom-suited down, smoking grits and swooping like mothers.

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