Floyd “Pretty Boy” Mayweather VS Ricky “The Hitman” Hatton: Prediction
Saturday, December 8th at The MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Floyd “Pretty Boy” Mayweather (38-0 (24 KOs), Grand Rapids, Michigan) will take on Ricky “The Hitman” Hatton (43-0 (31 KOs), Manchester, England) in the biggest fight between undefeated Welterweights since Oscar de la Hoya and Felix Trinidad back in 1999.
Stylistically the fighters couldn’t be more different. Mayweather is the slick boxer. Hatton is the hard charging brawler. Personality wise, the fighters couldn’t be more different either. Mayweather is all Muhammad Ali- Nouveau with a hip-hop twist. Hatton is all fried fish and chips, pubs and pints with his mates. This is what makes for an interesting fight.
The keys for Mayweather are simple. Keep the jab pumping, use ring generalship, superior hand and foot speed, keep the fight in the center of the ring, use defense, and frustrate Hatton.
Floyd Mayweather Jr.- Paid The Cost
Hatton’s keys to victory are simple as well. Pressure Floyd, make it a street fight, foul if need be, rough up Floyd, bully him, intimidate him, and hit the body no one has ever hit the body before.
Ricky Hatton compilation
A classic match-up if I have ever seen one.
Floyd is a special fighter that comes along not too often. And his game is perfect to beat a guy like Hatton. Hatton is the one that needs to fight a perfect fight to beat Floyd. Personally, I think it is going to be more difficult for Floyd to win than many are anticipating. Hatton does have power, plenty of heart, and does have speed. But I have thought people have had speed before, and when they jump in the ring with Mayweather, they look slow.
Some factors that should be considered in the fight are that Hatton gains alot of weight between fights. We saw what happened to Fernando Vargas last Friday against Mayorga. Also, I heard that Mayweather was on some kind of Dancing with Celebrities type show. Going Hollywood never helps a fighter.
I really think this fight could end up being a very good one. But I have been around the fight game a long time and I grew up with kids like Floyd and Ricky. The one thing I can remember is that the kids like Floyd won. I also think Floyd will win in Las Vegas. Clear cut decision. But I will be watching to see if any different will happen.
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Hustler’s Hustler
AKA The Pusher’s Pusher
The Guide to Getting More out of Life http://www.thegmanifesto.com
(Want to see something in The G Manifesto? Send suggestions to thegmanifesto@yahoo.com)
Ricardo Mayorga defeats Fernando Vargas in a Majority Decision
Notes from ringside…
Round 1: Ricardo starts fast and unloads a flurry on Vargas. Mayorga is trying to take Vargas to the streets of Managua. Vargas responds with a borderline low blow. Vargas keeps his hands high. Mayorga lands a chopping overhand right and Vargas goes down. Mayorga, 10-8
Round 2: Mayorga continues the attack and continues to knock Vargas off balance. Vargas lands a good counter hook. Vargas’ legs not there. Mayorga, 10-9
Round 3: Mayorga lands a good chopping right. Blood leaks from Vargas. Good back and forth action. Vargas lands a low blow and some other good shots. I can’t help but think that Vargas at 29 years old looks more shot than Mayorga at 34 years old. Mayorga, 10-9
Round 4: Mayorga lands a good hook to the body. Vargas lands a great combo in the middle of the ring. Vargas, 10-9
Round 5: Good flurries from Mayorga. Mayorga, 10-9
Round 6: Solid right by Vargas, Good left hook by Mayorga. Vargas finds his rhythm. Vargas, 10-9
Round 7: All Mayorga. Mayorga, 10-9
Round 8: Mayorga out hustles and out works Vargas. Mayorga lands solid after the bell. Mayorga, 10-9
Round 9: Both men exchange good combos. Vargas does better. Vargas, 10-9
Round 10: Even. 10-10
Round 11: Mayorga seems to tire. Then in closing seconds of the round, Mayorga lands a big overhand right sending Vargas to the canvas for the second time in the fight. Mayorga, 10-8
Round 12: Mayorga comes out confidence with the fight in the bag. Mayorga lands the better shots. Mayorga, 10-9
Guest G Manifesto: Side Hustles: The Art of Enhancing BankRoll
Although I have never met Michael formally, we have shared some correspondence regarding Side Hustles. In any occupation (at least any worth pursuing) there is usually always one big pay day or shall we say: Score. For Athletes, this may come as a signing bonus or perhaps after winning a tournament or fighting a bout (think huge novelty checks). For G’s and the like, it’s that final heist, the one that sets you up for life. For entrepreneurs, its bringing your company public. For a Platinum Digger, its that divorce you always waited for (no pre-nup, of course). For Bankers, its a Christmas bonus and for Lawyers, it’s that huge settlement (asbestos, pharmaceuticals, tobacco ect.).
On a side note… when you think about it, Fat Cat lawyers have the good life, they have their hands deep in products supplied to the street without being tied to the block. And their cut is a third off the top…But that’s neither Euro or Puro.
The point is, what do Professionals do while waiting for their Score? Some sit content and complacent while others pick up a some side scratch. Your guest writer (A banker by nurture and a G by nature) is cut from a cloth that insists upon side hustles. But before I go into further detail I must provide a little more color…
By definition, Side Hustles are those which bring in alternative revenue streams; they are not designed to nor should replace your Grand Hustle. In fact, a side hustle should directly relate to the core business. For example, Athletes do endorsements; G’s with deep connections put money in the streets with 2 points of vigor…weekly; Platinum Diggers hook their friends with plastic surgeons and Bankers put money in alternative investments (hedge funds and private equity).
Well back to the topic at hand…A few weeks ago, I had the opportunity to discuss this subject with an old associate/mentor of mine and serious heavyweight in the Hedge Fund game. In true form to The G Manifesto, I think I was sporting a 3 button Heather Grey Etro suit with blue steel underlining to match the blue steel desert with mother of pearl handle tucked behind the jacket complementing the mother of pearl buttons on my powder blue Brioni shirt and Rolex Daytona watch face. Since trading Lenox Ave. for Park Ave, I haven’t had much need for the burner but I’m haunted by my past and I still love to accessorize.
Anyway, while dining at the Kobe Club on 58th Street, noshing on some saki cured salmon with tobiko cream cheese and bagel chips and ordering cuts of Kobe Beef like Shaquille O’Neal, my former mentor proposed a side business which he discovered while vacationing in Thailand. Countries like Thailand, Bali, Myanmar, The Salmon Islands, Comoros and the Philippines are in serious need of cheap building materials. Recognizing this need for cooper and steel, He asked if I wanted in on purchasing old decommissioned cruise ships and navy vessels, scraping the liners and selling the metals to these countries. This, of course, would be a side hustle. I would be putting my money to work for me. We raised our glasses of La Grande Dame and toasted to Health & Wealth.
On another side note… I would have probably agreed for free… this endeavor gives me an excellent opportunity to twist some Philippine princesses while overseeing construction of the landing strip near my vacation home.
In closing, sometimes ideas aren’t as easily presented to you nor is everyone in a position to let their money work for them. My advice would be to focus on your trade or craft. Understand your business and see what works. Try not to think too far away from your core business. Owning a car dealership with a body shop on the side is a prime example. The art of the hustle is complementing your current enterprise and utilizing existing ties and relations (think horizontal/vertical integration) . Side Hustles align businesses and build empires.
We all saw what happened to Nate Newton and Martha Stewart… Athletes shouldn’t push weight nor should Home Makers play with stocks.
Special Thanks to the Champ for lending me his site and audience
To Health & Wealth
~ Grad
O.C. - What Am I Supposed To Do?
Big Pun - How We Roll (sample of Janet Jackson- Let’s Wait Awhile)
Machismo: Fernando “El Feroz” Vargas VS Ricardo “El Matador” Mayorga
Next Friday, November 23, Fernando “El Feroz” Vargas (26-4, 22 KO’s) from Oxnard, California will meet Ricardo “El Matador” Mayorga (28-6-1, 23 KO’s, 1 NC), from Managua, Nicaragua at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, in a fight where both boxers don’t like each other too much. This fight is interesting for a number of reasons. First off, the fight will be fought at 166 pounds, and neither man has fought at weight above 160. The fight has already been postponed once when El Feroz was diagnosed with anemia. Both fighters have exchanged harsh words, and hard punches at press conferences. And Mayorga has been puffing on cigarettes all the way.
Vargas, the star of La Colonia Gym, is coming off a two fight losing streak to “Sugar” Shane Mosley. The last outing was pretty brutal. And truth be told, Vargas has not looked impressive in victory since his win over Ghanaian legend Ike Quartey. And that was in 2000! In between, Vargas fought very inspired in devastating losses to Oscar De La Hoya and Felix “Tito” Trinidad.
Although Fernando has seemed to come up short in most of his big fights, he always comes to fight and has tons of heart. That is why he is destined to make The G Manifesto’s Hall of Fame. He is a very entertaining fighter to watch and has great boxing style. That is one of the reasons he never has a problem packing the house. He is a very athletic boxer with good defense and heavy hands. Vargas has got a solid jab and can land vicious hooks and uppercuts.
Ferocious Fernando Vargas highlights
Mayorga is also coming off a defeat at the hands of De La Hoya. El Matador has also not really looked great in a win since he blasted out Vernon “The Viper” Forrest twice in 2003.
Mayorga has been boxing’s Wildman in recent history. His training regimen has been straight out of The G Manifesto’s playbook; smoking cigarettes, drinking, partying, swooping girls and sparring. He punches like a wrecking ball but is oftentimes off balance and his defense suffers as a result. Not like he really cares. Mayorga seems to like to be hit and fights with Machismo personified. His overhand right is a deadly weapon, but sometimes a razor sharp boxer can expose him. Trinidad and De La Hoya have shown that his granite jaw can be cracked.
Ricardo “El Matador” Mayorga (highlights)
The blueprint to defeating Mayorga has already been laid down by Trinidad and De La Hoya. It is really up to Vargas to execute it. Mayorga is going to do everything in his power to lure Vargas into a slugfest. In fact, everything Mayorga has done so far (insults, taunts, disses) has been done to piss Vargas off and get him out of his game plan. Well, that, and to sell tickets. The fight does have the potential to be a brutal war and could be a classic. I have a feeling that one fighter might just fold before it turns into a bloodbath. Which fighter folds is any ones guess. This is one of the hardest fights of the year to guess who is going to win. I am leaning towards Mayorga (mostly because he smokes cigarettes during training and in the ring after a win), but the Pro-Vargas Staples Center crowd could play a factor. See you at ringside…
The second property to open on the Las Vegas Strip,The Frontier casino-hotel was imploded on Tuesday.
The 16-story Frontier Casino was felled with over 1,000 pounds of explosives to make way for a multibillion-dollar resort which is set to open in 2011.
Elad Group owner and Israeli billionaire Yitzhak Tshuva, who is partnering to build an $8 billion megaresort where the New Frontier stood, was on hand.
Las Vegas New Frontier Hotel Implosion
The Frontier was the first “themed” casino in Las Vegas. It was also is very well known for being the first place that Elvis Presley performed in the city. Ronald Regan also performed at The Frontier. Billionaire Howard Hughes once owned it as well.
IDB Group and Elad Group, the owner of The Plaza hotel in New York, said the new property will include a luxury hotel with about 3,500 rooms. There will of course be the de rigueur residences and high end retail stores. No doubt aiming for the high end of the marketplace. Which of course, is the future of the Las Vegas Strip. High-end all the way.
The north end of the strip has and is going through a lot of changes. Donald Trump’s condo towers is going to open early next year. Wynn’s $2.2 billion Encore is supposed to be completed in early 2009. Also in 2009 is the $2.8 billion dollar Fontainebleau Hotel. MGM Mirage is also working on mega project with Kerzner International (the cats behind The Atlantis in The Bahamas) and Dubai World for The Strip’s North End in 2012.
Sounds like we got some fun casino openings to hit up.
I have always held a certain affinity for professional female tennis players. Hell, I have swooped may fair share. And although I have never swooped Anna Kournikova, I have smoked cigarettes with her on Miami Beach.
Martina Hingis has recently retired because she has failed a test which revealed trace of cocaine in her blood. Hingis denies that she has ever used cocaine.
My opinion on the whole deal is: Who cares? Either way, it’s not like cocaine really helped her tennis that much. Even if it did, give female tennis players a pass. After all, professional female tennis players are some of the flyest girls out there. They are the last type of girls we want to crack down on as a society. Personally, I think we should crack down on white girls that can’t dance. But that might just be me.
Even if she did beeks, who really cares? Someone has to buy cocaine. Cocaine makes the world go round. Right? It help build the skyscrapers in Miami anyway. Cocaine Cowboys.
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Locksmith
The Guide to Getting More out of Life http://www.thegmanifesto.com
It seems everywhere you turn today there is an attack on our liberty to smoke. Even the fools in Hollywood have jumped into the game. Talk about a blow to artistic integrity. The hypocrisy of it all doesn’t sit well with me. Everyone seems to ignore the Social, Psychological, and Aesthetic benefits to smoking. I am convinced that anyone that is anti-smoking has never sat in a booth of a top shelf restaurant drinking Vino and smoking cigarettes with a Parisian Model Girl. Look into it. You will be pro-smoking too.
If I look back on my young life, my finest moments have consisted of a Custom Italian suit, a full-bodied red, a key to a penthouse suite in my pocket, a bankroll thick like Beyonce and Vida Guerra, a booth in a Michelin starred restaurant, a beautiful girl looking at me, hypnotized and a lit cigarette dangling from my mouth. Moments like those, are to me, what Life is all about (and of course what happens succeeding). The rest is just bullshit.
“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
Benjamin Franklin
“There’s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.” ~Harold Robbins
“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.” - Winston Churchill (Considered by many to be “The Greatest Man of the Twentieth Century”)
Monica Bellucci smoking
“A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?” ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
That’s true.
Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?
That’s true.
Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women?
That’s true.
What does your doctor say about all of this?
My doctor is dead.
- George Burns
“There’s nothing like tobacco; it is the passion of all decent men-a man who lives without tobacco does not deserve to live.”
Moliere
“The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground.” – Thomas Jefferson
“The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.” – H.L. Mencken
Fly Model smokes
“There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible to live without breaking laws.”
Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
“I don’t know. Everything. Living. Smoking” - John Paul Sartre (answering the question “What is the most important thing in your life?”)
“When an opponent declares, ‘I will not come over to your side,’ I calmly say, ‘Your child belongs to us already… What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community.’
- Adolf Hitler (The king of anti-smoking campaigns, about as bad as our current government)
“If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It’s a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul. People smoke to celebrate a happy moment, or to hide a bitter regret. Whether you’re alone or with friends, it’s a joy for all the senses. What lovelier sight is there than that double row of white cigarettes, lined up like soldiers on parade and wrapped in silver paper? I love to touch the pack in my pocket, open it, savor the feel of the cigarette between my fingers, the paper on my lips, the taste of tobacco on my tongue. I love to watch the flame spurt up, love to watch it come closer and closer, filling me with its warmth.” luis bunuel
Model Smoking
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker…. but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table. ~Michelle Pfeiffer
“Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe
When tipp’d with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;
Like other charmers, wooing the caress
More dazzlingly when daring in full dress;
Yet thy true lovers more admire by far
Thy naked beauties—give me a cigar!”
Lord Byron The Island . Canto ii. Stanza 19.
Penelope Cruz smoking
‘FUCK off.’ Kate Moss responds to an attendant who asked her to extinguish her cigarette at the Mario Testino exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery,
2 February 2002
‘I’VE BEEN doing some sums following the recent medical assertion that every fag you smoke costs you eleven minutes of your life. Let’s take somebody who is aged 100 and has smoked a modest ten a day since the age of 15. That’s 310,250 cigarettes or a total of 3,412,750 minutes of lost time. In more understandable terms, that means this person would have lived an extra six and a half years if he-she hadn’t ever smoked. My question is: would that be much of a bonus?’ Columnist James Whitaker, The Mirror, January 2000
‘OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I don’t suppose anyone smoking a pipe would have road rage, would they?’ Artist David Hockney, Daily Telegraph, July 1999
‘IF I CANNOT smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.’ Mark Twain (1835-1910)
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn’t involve two human beings. ~ Brad Shaw
“If your wife doesn’t like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.”
Zino Davidoff
Miguel Cotto defeats Sugar Shane Mosley in a Close Decision
Miguel Cotto defeats Shane Mosley in a Close Decision in a packed house at Madison Square Garden. The fight did not disappoint in any way as it was action packed throughout and provided some twists and turns. Both fighters put on a beautifully violent performance where there were no losers, especially boxing.
Sugar Shane started the fight out fast, opening with a pair of body shots of all things. This foreshadowed the interesting role reversal in the later rounds. The Puerto Rican Star quickly found his mark with his jab and was able to touch Shane pretty consistently.
Round Two to Round Five were increasing violent as Shane stood flat footed and stayed in the pocket winging single and double overhand rights off Cotto’s brain. Cotto often found his mark with a punishing jab, solid hooks and a vicious straight right. Both fighters showed great chins and incredible resilience to stand up to the punishment.
Round Six saw Mosley switch up the game plan and bounce on his toes with Cotto stalking. Even though Shane has way more experience in big fights, Cotto seemed way more poised. Both fighters continued to land sizzling punches. Cotto’s slightly harder, Mosley’s more flash.
In Round Nine the fight took a shift as Cotto seemed hurt for some reason that wasn’t easily apparent to us at ringside (it was later determined that Cotto suffered a cut inside his mouth and was swallowing blood, much like in the fight with Zab Judah.) Mosley now was the aggressor and Cotto moving and counterpunching.
Rounds Ten and Eleven were more of the same with Mosley stalking and Cotto moving and counter punching. Mosley was throwing with bad intentions and not “shake and baking” like he usually does. The amazing thing was that Cotto was effectively fighting while backing up and landing the cleaner punches on Sugar Shane.
Round Twelve had very little fireworks and possibly kept this fight from becoming a classic. No doubt it was a great fight. The close decision, that truthfully could have gone either way, went to Cotto.
The punch stats for the fight were amazing: each fighter landed 248 punches. Cotto’s were slightly cleaner but depending on what you were looking for, the fight could have been won by either boxer.
Fedoras off to Shane for staying in the pocket and making this a great fight. I have never been the biggest Sugar Shane fan (more a result of so many other good welterweights from his era), but his heart and class and graciousness in defeat won me over. If this is Shane’s last fight, he built quite a legacy for himself, and in my mind he finally deserves the nickname “Sugar”. Cotto has a great future ahead of him and Boxing has another star. You would have to be a fool not to want to see Cotto fight the winner of Mayweather-Hatton.
(Keep in mind that this Chamber of The G Manifesto refers primarily to Southern California Girls)
Recently, I was in Katsuya Hollywood throwing down some sushi and peeting some cold milky Sake Doburoku (moloko-plus) with one of my associates and peers, Hugo, AKA The Viper. We were trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. I was suited down, in a porcupine quill sharp, Navy 2 button Ozwald Boateng Suit with custom accents, Cornflower Blue Prada shirt, sky blue stripped Zegna tie, Brioni pocket square, chrome Desert Eagle and handmade shoes from London. Hugo, was in a Gucci suit, shirt by, I think, Zegna, Armani tie, Dior pocket square, Glock 19 and Gucci slip-ons. Both of us had more shells than Adidas tops. Overall, I looked more refined than Hugo, although Hugo has been going to my tailor and I have to admit, his Gucci Suit was dope.
Anyways, the competition in Katsuya was soft as Tuna Belly, and we were the only G’s in the spot, so we were creating quite a stir with the Southern California actress girls. We had a chokehold on Katsuya Hollywood that even Scuba Steve would have found it hard to breathe in our League. One pretty fly blonde girl came up and gave Hugo her number, instead of me, but in my defense, the girl was sitting behind me and facing Hugo, so I don’t think she got a good look at my brutally handsome mug.
Regardless, Hugo and I got to talking about some of the similarities and differences between 90’s Girls and New Millennium Girls in Southern California, as we both have been extremely active in both decades. A subject, that I feel we are both aficionados, as we both have swooped girls from Malibu to Sunset Strip to The Beverly Center to Newport Beach to Laguna Beach to La Jolla to the border. And since “88, we have both been wildin’ with electrical tape.
Souls of Mischief - ‘93 til infinity
Most top Playboys from the 90’s era are either; retired, married, locked up, balding, out of shape, insane, stuttering from too many E-Tabs, strung out, hit with a RICO, overdosed, or out The Game for one reason or another. And, most top Playboys from the New Millennium didn’t do too much damage or were too young during the 90’s to really make an impact.
So, here are some of our highlights from our conversation: (side note: this is potentially a very valuable data sheet for the guy was has been inactive for the greater part of the 00’s due to marriage and is now divorced and back on the scene. The Game has done changed.)
The 90’s Girl: Got pissed off when you turned on Porn when you were swooping her.
The New Millennium Girl: Gets pissed off if you don’t turn on Porn when you are swooping her.
The 90’s Girl: Dreamed about staying in Paris, France someday.
The New Millennium Girl: Dreams about staying at the Paris Casino in Las Vegas someday.
The 90’s Girl: Was trying E-Tabs for the first time.
The New Millennium Girl: Is trying cocaine for the 29th time.
The 90’s Girl: When getting ready for a night out, asked her girlfriends if her outfit is, “too slutty looking”.
The New Millennium Girl: When getting ready for a night out, asks her girlfriends if her outfit is “slutty looking enough”.
The 90’s Girl: Sometimes, she knew that Picasso was a very dope Spanish Painter/ Playboy.
The New Millennium Girl: Thinks that Picasso is a “stuffy” restaurant in The Bellagio in Las Vegas. But has no idea who the Chef is, nor has ever been. (fyi… it is Julian Serrano.)
The 90’s Girl: Was considered a pioneer among her friends for getting a breast augmentation.
The New Millennium Girl: Is an outcast among her friends for not getting a breast augmentation sooner.
The 90’s Girl: Thought that Washington, DC is some place near Seattle.
The New Millennium Girl: Thinks Washington, DC is some place near Seattle.
The 90’s Girl: Was first exposed to Hip-Hop from Snoop Doggy Dogg with Dr. Dre on production.
Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg - Nuthin’ But A G Thang (Uncensored)
The New Millennium Girl: Was first exposed to Hip-hop from Snoop Dogg with Pharrell or Akon on production.
snoop dog ft pharell - beautiful
The 90’s Girl: Generally speaking, would have never consider doing porn.
The New Millennium Girl: Generally speaking, has already considered doing porn or has already done a few porn scenes.
The 90’s Girl: Thought that maybe she could be the first Girl President.
The New Millennium Girl: Now all she cares about is Dead Presidents.
The 90’s Girl: Knew Puff as Puff.
The New Millennium Girl: Knows Puff as P-Diddy.
The 90’s Girl: Thought about getting her lip pierced for the first time.
The New Millennium Girl: Thinking about getting her clit pierced for the second time.
The 90’s Girl: If white, couldn’t believe OJ Simpson got off.
The New Millennium Girl: If white, doesn’t know who OJ Simpson is.
The 90’s Girl: Wanted to get her first tattoo.
The New Millennium Girl: Wants to get her 3rd to 30th tattoo.
The 90’s Girl: Used to run track back in High School.
The New Millennium Girl: Now she tricks off the track right by her school.
Tupac, Brenda’s Got A Baby
The 90’s Girl: Said, “Oh-my-God” way too much.
The New Millennium Girl: Actually says “O-M-G”. (Seriously, I have heard New Millennium Girls say this.)
The 90’s Girl: Let you take naked pictures of her. (not like this was my kind of thing, I have way too much respect for women)
The New Millennium Girl: Still lets you take naked pictures of her. But occasionally says “you are not going to put these on the Internet are you?” (The Internet Objection). Or sometimes, she lets you take naked pictures of her (and has her poses down) in hopes that they will end up on the Internet to further her “career”.
Tupac, Keep Ya Head Up
The 90’s Girl: Loved G’s that looked like a young Andy Garcia, like your humble author.
The New Millennium Girl: Doesn’t know who Andy Garcia is, but still loves your humble author who still looks like a young Andy Garcia.
The 90’s Girl: Cheated on her boyfriend and slept with you on first date most times.
The New Millennium Girl: Cheats on her boyfriend and sleeps with you on first date all the time.
The 90’s Girl: Contemplated having a Ménage a Trios for the first time.
The 90’s Girl: Thought she was being experimental and forward thinking by kissing her girlfriend in a bar.
The New Millennium Girl: Is full on bi-sexual.
The 90’s Girl: Sometimes would make a half-hearted offer to pay for dinner.
The New Millennium Girl: Never offers to pay for dinner (side note: this is one reason the New Millennium Gigolo is very rare. For the record, The Gigolo is a significantly different breed than The G.)
The 90’s Girl: Feminine Grooming habits were a surprise every time.
The New Millennium Girl: Feminine Grooming habits taken from Porn Stars.
The 90’s Girl: Would sometimes appreciate etiquette such as opening a door, or pulling out a chair for her.
The New Millennium Girl: Doesn’t expect any etiquette, and wonders why in the world you would open a door or pull out a chair for her.
wyclef jean with lil wayne and akon,sweetest girl
The 90’s Girl: Loved the young, dashing, millionaire, jet-setting International Playboy/G on the rise.
The New Millennium Girl: Loves the young, dashing, millionaire, jet-setting International Playboy/G on the rise.
I guess, as much as things change, they stay the same. By the way, the Kampachi sashimi was pretty decent at Katsuya Hollywood and the night worked out pretty well…Hugo and I took two Waitresses to Go….
The Isley Brothers are one of the sickest groups of all time. And they have been around since 1954. Their music is probably responsible for more babies being made than drugs and alcohol combined.
Here are some of the dopest Isley Brothers Tracks Sampled in Hip-Hop:
Isley Brothers - Between The Sheets
Isley Brothers - Between The Sheets sampled on:
The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
Keith Murray - The Most Beautifullest Thing In This World
