Top Ten Strip Club Mistakes

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Top Ten Strip Club Mistakes

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We have written many times in The G Manifesto how to break down the Gentleman’s Club into atoms and molecules. But, I still see prototype G’s making the same mistakes over and over. So, today we will go over The Top Ten Strip Club Mistakes to avoid:

1. Using Credit Cards. You shouldn’t use credit cards period. This is how Big Brother and The Illuminati track our mind, soul and body. So, it shouldn’t be a surprise that you should never use credit cards in a Gentleman club. There are so many reasons we don’t need to go into them all here. Not the least, what are you going to do with $500 in “Beaver Bucks” when you leave?

2. Focusing on one Exotic Dancer. This is one of the most common mistakes you see guys make in a Gentleman’s Club. Don’t get spooled up over one girl. You lose all your leverage. Any semi-successful business dealmaker will tell you that the key is to have multiple deals cooking at once. That’s Leverage. Gentleman’s Clubs are no different.

3. Long drawn out conversations. News just in, Exotic Dancers are hustlers. An argument could be made, that the best of the best are maybe even the female version of The G. A far-fetched argument, but an argument could be made none the less. The longer you get caught up in sob stories, or let them weave their magic (and I am not talking about that kind of Magic that I weave to turn two kilo’s into three, either), you are at a disadvantage. Stick and move (so to speak).

4. Calling it a “strip club”. Show some class. It’s a “Gentleman’s Club”. Marks go to strip clubs. G’s go to Gentleman’s Clubs.

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5. Not being suited down. And when I say, “suited down” I mean Suited properly, not some 9-5 suit that an accountant guy wears during some conference in Milwaukee. Wear something custom, flash and statement making. A 9-5 suit. (That is, 9pm to 5am). Let’s face it, most guys dress like buffoons these days. Old-school players are rolling over in their graves. (I don’t know if I have ever used the word “buffoon” before, but I can’t think of any other way to describe it.)

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6. Not bringing enough CASH or Bankroll. You never want to get involved in any maneuver undercapitalized, much less a Gentleman’s Club. Ever stepped into an illegal high stakes poker game with a small bankroll? Stepping into a Gentleman’s Club with a small bankroll is equally as stupid.

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7. Spreading CASH around the wrong way. The wrong way is caring and showing emotion. Don’t be cheap and don’t act like you care. Exotic Dancers deserve a bottled water or some kind of weird, colorful shot when they get off stage. Some of those pole moves are tough. See if your civilian girlfriend can hang upside down on a pole and do a transfer into the splits.

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8. Not locking bartenders, bouncers, waitresses and managers down. These people can be your allies or your enemies. Keep the wheels greased.

Side note: The female bartenders and waitresses can be some of the best leads in the joint.

9. Acting like every other guy. It’s a Gentleman’s Club, skippy, you didn’t sign something that says you have to tell the truth. You don’t have to use your real name either (it is not like her real name is Sapphire…right?). You don’t have to be yourself. Gentleman’s Clubs (and nightlife in general) are all about escapism. In fact, you are way better off not letting her know what you actually do for a living. If you want a girl to like you for your true Working Class Stiff self, find a civilian girl. Exotics like three types of guys: Losers, Gangsters, and International Playboy/Gs. Choose one.

Side note: Lower-end Exotics in weesh clubs like Bikers and Rockstars. (Thank goodness Rockstars haven’t really been a factor since The Beastie Boys destroyed them with “No Sleep Till Brooklyn”).

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10. No Dances. This kind of falls into #9. “Guy that gets dances, is guy that doesn’t get Exotic Dancers”- Famous International Playboy.

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11. No Gentleman’s Clubs in December. Unlike your humble author, most regular people in this world have weak immune systems for some reason (probably poor Genetic make-up) and in December germs are floating around like crazy. I don’t have Mysophobia or anything, but Nightclubs in general and Gentlemans Clubs in particular are incubators this time of year.

12. Rolling in a big group. Nothing says “mark” more than rolling to a Gentleman’s Club in a big group. Go for Dolo.

13. Not having a good reputation. And when I say “reputation” I mean sexual reputation. News that you regulated an Exotic spreads in the dressing room like Southern California Wildfires with Santa Ana Winds.

14. Not reading The G Manifesto. If you want to swoop Exotic Dancers read these:

Manifesto Destiny: The Gentleman’s Club

Manifesto Destiny II: Innovative Gentleman’s Club Concepts

The Gentleman’s Club Theorem AKA The Local Bar Theorem

Advanced move for Picking up Exotic Dancers

It’s all there….

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The Rest is Up to You……

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
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27 Comments on "Top Ten Strip Club Mistakes"

  1. The G Manifesto
    EL MIZ
    13/12/2007 at 6:58 am Permalink

    GOT TO!

    the PEOPLE’s CHAMP is back! great stuff, the beastie boys and later AZ had me thinking of the city of capital, NY NY, the MECCA. truly great stuff, LONG LIVE MPM!

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    Anonymous
    13/12/2007 at 11:07 am Permalink

    A propos…

    Define: Baffoon

    The term Buffoon is a term for someone who provides amusement by his inappropriate appearance or behavior or both.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffoon

    11. No Gentleman’s Clubs in December.

    Addendum to Rule 11: unless of course you’re in a balmy tropical climate where the sun shines year round (which is where you need to be in December anyway, swooping dark skinned Santa’s helpers)

    Tafari

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    Coby
    13/12/2007 at 5:18 pm Permalink

    You have really been switching up the manifesto lately from boxing to nightlife stories to lists like this one.

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    Sugar Sean
    13/12/2007 at 5:28 pm Permalink

    Yeah, i think you pretty much nailed this one. not your best work. but still good.

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    The G Manifesto
    13/12/2007 at 6:28 pm Permalink

    EL Miz,

    AZ- maybe the most underrated MC of all time.

    MPM

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    Narcissiste
    13/12/2007 at 9:38 pm Permalink

    That sounds about right. Ok, I need your G advice on something. Read my blog.

    Natalia

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    Tony I from Media
    14/12/2007 at 3:58 pm Permalink

    G Man is on the money here.

    Good advice for the newbies hitting the clubs. I’ve seen so many married, non-player, young bucks dropping diaper money by not following the rules.

    And if you need to look the role, pat your bank with 100 $1 bills!

    Peace for the holidays!

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    eSantiago
    14/12/2007 at 4:47 pm Permalink

    For more tips on Strip Clubs, Gentleman’s Clubs AND the low down dirtiest of clubs… “Shake ‘Em Joints”…

    shake-em-joint.blogspot.com

    GREAT TIPS BTW, all stuff we encourage to our readers to do. We have linked to your “Top 10″ from our blog.

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    Anonymous
    17/12/2007 at 4:22 pm Permalink

    To get more out of life, don’t go to Gentleman’s Clubs at all. It is for sad men who have to pay for a woman’s attention because they can’t get it otherwise, or don’t care about women in general.

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    John M
    17/12/2007 at 6:55 pm Permalink

    “It is for sad men who have to pay for a woman’s attention because they can’t get it otherwise, or don’t care about women in general”

    - I have to disagree with that. You have to pay for a woman’s attention no matter what you do, weather or not it is money, time, or personality

    I also think people that go to gentlemans clubs care alot about women, or they wouldnt be there!

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    Avalon
    22/12/2007 at 7:43 am Permalink

    No offense G: but this SuperStripper would identify you as a time-waster in 3 seconds flat, move on to the recently divorced and lonely middle-aged white guy, and escort him to the VIP room.

    It IS sad that some men lack the social skills to talk to beautiful women in the “real” world. But then again, it’s these guys that make strip clubs a multi billion dollar industry.

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    Rajiv Gupta
    24/12/2007 at 12:07 am Permalink

    What does it mean in the number 13 “News that you regulated an Exotic”

    What is regulated an exotic mean?

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    Dean
    02/01/2008 at 3:25 pm Permalink

    Rajiv Gupta,

    It means banged her out.

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    The G Manifesto
    02/01/2008 at 4:12 pm Permalink

    Avalon,

    None taken. “SuperStrippers” are not really the target market.

    “some men lack the social skills to talk to beautiful women in the “real” world”

    - Its not really about lacking the social skills to talk to girls in the real world, it is about having the social skills to talk to women in the real world and the gentlemans club. Its about being more well rounded.

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    Amber Arpaio
    23/03/2008 at 12:26 am Permalink

    funny

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    Oriana Small
    23/05/2008 at 5:56 pm Permalink

    So true, hate to admit it, but this was a good post.

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    Strip Club Expert
    26/11/2008 at 11:25 pm Permalink

    Actually, I thought the advice on this site was pretty good from a guests point of view. However, from a club owners point of view, credit cards are essential. And you are right, upscale clubs are no longer called “strip clubs” Actually they are called gentlemen’s clubs or adult cabarets. Anyhow, I also give some good advice for adult club owners. http://www.thestripclubexpert.com

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    Jade Lee
    01/10/2009 at 5:15 pm Permalink

    I would have to agree with you. I work as an exotic dancer and pretty much tell you we can’t stand long drawn out conversations. A little chat and a lot of dance goes a long way! Anyhow, if you’re in south Florida near Palm Beach, stop by.
    http://www.rachelsflorida.com

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    souljiboytellem
    02/02/2010 at 7:00 am Permalink

    man im a artist and women beg me sum cry, sum, make sex comments ima g so i got class 100% class grade A

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    Rez
    06/08/2010 at 10:20 am Permalink

    I hope the Obama Regime takes a close look at strip clubs and pass legislation to abolish them. Strip clubs are a major distraction in this country’s social fabric.

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    Paulina
    23/06/2011 at 4:01 pm Permalink

    I found the best book out in the market so far on how to work in the strip clubs and make serious $$$ money. The book is called “The Naked Truth in a Gentlemen’s Club”, I found it on Amazon.com…..It was just released a month ago or so. I was so frustrated at work & the day I bought this book was the day my luck around at work. I couldn’t beleive it! It clearly explained what I was doing wrong. The best choice I made was to research for help. I highly recommend this book to all new dancers who are starting out & especially the experienced one’s who are frustrated just like I was and (I shared my book with a few at work) It made a huge difference in their money!!!

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    sirmarjalot
    17/10/2011 at 4:45 am Permalink

    Just recently tried some fkk clubs in Germany fantastic girls inside and dont have to worry about what your wear as its nudity all the way ;-)

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    Ryan
    22/01/2012 at 12:08 am Permalink

    This would be a good article if it was actually in english.

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    Captain Underpants
    01/10/2013 at 12:21 am Permalink

    It spreads like wildfire all right.

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