The G Manifesto

Sick Sample: Fast Life – Happy

Thanks to Chris, I had to throw up (and I don’t mean burners either) Surface’s “Happy”.

Surface – Happy

Sampled on G Manifesto Certified Track Kool G Rap and Nas “Fast Life”

Which was first seen on The G Manifesto’s The Del Mar Racetrack (which if you hadn’t noticed is the next leg on The G Manifesto Tour.)

The time has come, we gotta expand, the whole operation
Distribution, New York, to Chicago, L.A.
We gotta set our own market, and enforce it

“Fakers get used to shooting targets, soon as the dark hits
Front on the drug market, bodies get rolled up in a carpet
Those that cheat us try to beat us we got hookers with heaters
that’ll stray pop and put more shells in your top than Adidas
The leaders, looking straight crimy in our Giorgio Armani’s”

Going out in Buenos Aires tonight. Innovative maneuvers…by the time the night ends, I will probably start another trend.

The Rest is Up to You……..

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Playboy you Love to Hate
The Guide to Getting More Out of Travel
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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Dope “Close” Tracks

I always get these two tracks confused. Atlantic Starr’s Let’s Get Closer and Surface’s Closer Than Just Friends.

These tracks, some vino tinto, weed sticky like a post-it note, a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of pimp, a little bit of mack. Really all you need.

Atlantic Starr – Let’s Get Closer

Surface – Closer Than Just Friends

Surface – Closer Than Just Friends was of course sampled on:

Shyheim – This Is Real

My Game embraces, many pretty Argentinian girls faces.

The Rest is Up to You……..

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Playboy you Love to Hate
The Guide to Getting More Out of Travel
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

(Want to see something in The G Manifesto? Send suggestions to thegmanifesto@yahoo.com)

Sick Sample: Hate It Or Love It – Rubberband

Philly’s The Trammps with Rubberband:

The Trammps – “Rubberband”

Sampled on Hate It Or Love It:

The Game feat. 50 Cent – Hate It Or Love It

Go head’ envy me
I’m Games MVP
And I ain’t going nowhere so you can get to know me

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The International Playboy’s International Playboy
AKA Lo Mas Frio
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

(Want to see something in The G Manifesto? Send suggestions to thegmanifesto@yahoo.com)

Down in Buenos Aires

Been down in Buenos Aires for a few, exploring the next chamber of The G Manifesto.

Eating bife de lomo and pizza, to be where I am at, you need a visa.

Got Portenas braiding my hair like I am Snoop Doggy Dogg.

More stories to follow…

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The International Playboy’s International Playboy
AKA Lo Mas Frio
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

(Want to see something in The G Manifesto? Send suggestions to thegmanifesto@yahoo.com)

Jay-Z, 30 Something

Julieta Venegas – Me voy

The Sex and The City Opener (opener of the week)

The Sex and the City movie is in theaters everywhere, and every girl in America is going “Carrie Crazy”.

(Proof to the Theorem: I have already done an unofficial case study of 400 or so fly girls in my phone aged 21-35 years old by sending out at text message asking if they were going to see the movie. I got a 99% positive response rate. Interestingly enough, this is the highest response rate I have ever got from a text message. Even higher percentage than the classic “I have some champagne and Beans, come over to my crib” text at 4am.)

You can roll up on any crew of girls, carte blanche, and ask them if they are going to see the movie.

Every girl will go bonkers and start yapping (door is open, which is really all you need right?) like crazy about the film. “Carrie fever”.

You can ask all kinds of follow up questions like:

“Which girl do you most relate to?”

Most girls will answer “Carrie”… Stay away.

If you get a “Samantha” (the slutty one)…go into full court press.

Then slide like grease.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Side note I: Feign interest when the girls start yapping about their opinions of the show. It’s really not important. At all.

Side note II: A side benefit of this opener is that most guys are too homophobic to use it (keep in mind most homophobic guys are gay, deep down) because it’s a girl TV show. Hence, you will be able to use this one for a month or more.

Side note III: Because of “Side note II” above, I really think you can you use this opener and go on a 30 day run: Swoop 30 girls in 30 days.

Side note IV: Most girls will swoop you these days with the “promise” of going shopping the next day for some Manolo Blahniks. (Don’t go through with it.) Thank the Down Economy.

Side note V: Don’t do the above opener wearing designer jeans with rhinestones and T-Shirts with weesh designs on the like every guy wears these days. Go suited down. You will be better for it, the girls will be better for it, and the world will be better for it.

Side note VI: This opener can make you seem more sensitive to girls. Which isn’t a bad thing, especially when you have rumors swirling about you Standing Over and torturing drug dealers.

Jay-Z feat. Beyonce – ’03 Bonnie & Clyde

Raekwon and Ghostface – Heaven & Hell

Leopard Kills