Top Ten Strip Clubs in New York City

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Top Ten Strip Clubs in New York City

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Cheetahs Club & Restaurant
So what if it offers nyotaimori (all-you-can-eat sushi served on a naked woman) in its private Kabuki room? Cheetahs is a real strip club through and through. Think iced urinals and doormen who resemble characters from Boogie Nights—and not ironically, either. The girls here are a tad more desperate than at other clubs (expect to be invited to their weekend DJ gigs) but not pushy, and they don’t mind putting their hands near your crotch during a lap dance. 252 W 43rd St between Seventh and Eighth Aves (212-819-9300, cheetahnyc.com)

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Flashdancers
This basement-level space fills up on Friday and Saturday nights, but by day it’s still a popular destination for tourists, businessmen and the odd celeb. Its taxi-top ads, pamphleteers and proximity to Times Square ensure regular foot traffic—including a dozen or so girls looking for jobs each night. The high worker turnover makes for a roomful of the city’s most beautiful transients (with Eastern Europe and South America well represented); a lap dance here is like getting up close with a Renaissance-period statue—a bit cold; and a bit awe-inspiring, if a bit boring for its lack of imperfection and personality. 1674 Broadway between 52nd and 53rd Sts (212-315-5107, flashdancersnyc.com)

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The slimmer pickings of this loungey club’s “boutique” staff—35 girls on an average night, 75 at most when busy—aren’t a plus for the variety-is-the-spice-of-life type. But HQ’s hospitable staff has a genuine appreciation for repeat customers, making birthday phone calls, doling out promotional freebies like baseball tickets and discounting dinner packages at the upstairs restaurant. Moreover, this is where you go to find women who might not fit into a typical club’s ideals—e.g., between the ages of 30 and 35. On a weeknight, you’ll likely spend more time chatting with the pretty Hungarian after you’ve paid for the lapdance than before—a pleasant bonus if you’re into that “talking” stuff. 552 W 38th St between Tenth and Eleventh Aves (212-967-4646, hqnewyork.com)

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Lace
Despite its frilly name, this location of Lace is a no-frills establishment: It’s roughly the size of some other clubs’ bathrooms, and there isn’t even a bar to drink at—just a handful of seats on the cabaret floor and one lonely stripper pole. Of course, what it lacks in flash and velvet it makes up for in intimacy: Don’t be surprised if you catch a nipple in your mouth during a lap dance—the girls here are mighty forward. 689 Eighth Ave at 43rd St (212-765-5047, laceclubs.com)

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Penthouse Executive Club
For all the raunch the Penthouse name connotes, this club is remarkably refined—classy is not an ironic description. Catering to well-padded expense accounts (charges show as “Robert’s Steakhouse”) and bonus-laden financial types, the Executive Club crams 19 private rooms—spaces range in size from coffin to a Hell’s Kitchen 3BR, with price tags from $150 to $1,000 an hour—into a deceptively cozy 2.5-level arena. A small stage sits dead center, with two single-occupancy go-go platforms accommodating additional pole dancers upstairs. Lured by VIP expenditures and repeat customers, the city’s most sought-after entertainers perform here—as many as 80 on a weeknight. The net is a bevy of attractive pros—sexy, flirty and experienced veterans of the New York–Las Vegas–Miami megaclub scenes—savvy at parting men from their paychecks. Still, a Jackson is all anyone needs to enjoy a well-practiced caress from a perfectly made-up seductress. 603 W 45th St between Eleventh Ave and West Side Hwy (212-245-0002, penthouseexecutiveclub.com)

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Historically speaking, I have been partial to The Penthouse Executive Club.

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6 Comments on "Top Ten Strip Clubs in New York City"

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    Hd
    15/07/2009 at 1:13 pm Permalink

    MPM-

    Penthouse Executive Club is by far the top spot in the city, I will say Roberts
    steakhouse has tanked quite a bit over the years since Adam Perry lang is no longer over seeing the “Chops”. Still top notch girls, if you have a taste for the Eastern European stuff, this is your spot.

    Also the fact that personal favorite, Uncle Larry gets the gas face is a bad job. Been spending the sheets at hustler club for years now, always has top rate talent to match. Also a bag of the stinky stuff goes a long way here with the ladies.

    Cheetah’s is like going to a Peep show & a Sushi to go all at the same time. Most of the girls should be spending their GW’s on a trip to the dentist. The raw fish is an open invite to any number of food bourne illnesses. If alittle rub & tug is what you are looking, if rather take the trip out to queens or brooklyn and go to a proper dive where i wont be reconized.

    Just a humble man’s opionion. Not that I expected TONY to get it right. Looks like someone needs to get on payroll and spend some of that magazines R&D budget. Looks like you need to go on retainer MPM.

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    Steve Lurkel
    18/07/2009 at 11:37 am Permalink

    Nice piece! Any plans to do a USA or even a global edition? Keep up the good work.

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    chris lobell
    22/07/2009 at 11:34 am Permalink

    Flashdancers is easily the best in NYC …. Always has the prettiest women

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    Nil
    25/02/2010 at 7:20 pm Permalink

    You forgot VIP, on 20th Street between 5th & 6th Ave.

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    Main-Side
    24/06/2010 at 1:32 pm Permalink

    One night my buddy and I took home two of the baddest spanish chicks I have ever seen – fake tits, incredible asses, long brunette hair and thick accents (Think univision) – we found out the next day they were dancers at the Penthouse EC. I shoulda known something was up when I got a lapdance in the living room. To think men are dropping G’s to see these womens tits when we got ‘em back to the crib for a round of shots and a couple of vodka tonics. Que Rico!!

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    John_2_the_B
    30/05/2011 at 9:07 pm Permalink

    Flash dancers is ok. I wasnt all that impressed when I went there. My top two are Sin City in the Bronx. The girls there are smoking hot. Sapphire on the upper east side is freaking awesome. These are the best two places in New York if you want to get a bang for your buck and enjoy some nice upscale girls. Check out PUMPSMAG.com These guys rate and rank the best strip clubs in the country.

    http://www.pumpsmag.com/club-division/

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