Swooping Fly Girls in the Time of Cholera
Swooping Fly Girls in the Time of Cholera
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They now have their own crowned goddess. – Leandro Diaz
IT WAS INEVITABLE: the scent of Aguila and Aguardiente always reminded me of the fate of unrequited love; as I cold kicked back in a dope Tapas bar in Cartagena, Colombia with a fly Costeña named Lilia. We were grinding croquetas de pescado and Lomo Roquefort, while she was drinking Coco con Limon.
And yes, I always stay crispy clean; I got style, finesse, plus a nifty lean, whenever I hit the scene down here.
We were the last ones in the restaurant and it seemed like it was about to close; when in walked a party of nine. I made a mental note that the restaurant staff kind of jumped to attention. One of the ladies in the party, asked for a cenicero and sparked up. I noticed this as odd since smoking is mostly eradicated in Cartagena. I jumped on the opportunity and asked for a cenicero as well. And I also sparked up.
As I smell the aromatic fumes of gold cyanide, I notice something peculiar about the party of nine now seated in the restaurant. The table consists of one cat, dressed in white linen from head to toe and 8 women. The cat has mad presence.
He gets up to go to the restroom passes by me and gives me a smile. A “Game recognizes Game” type situation if you will.
It is only after he returns to his seat that our camarera informs us that the cat is none other than Gabriel García Márquez.
Truth be told, even though my girl was more fly than any girl at Gabriel García Márquez’s table, I have to give the victory to him.
Table with eight girls?
Camareras jumping to his every move?
Allowing smoking?
80 years old and straight rolling Playboy style?
Gabriel García Márquez unanimous decision over Michael Porfirio Mason.
Honestly, I don’t mind taking a loss like that.
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Michael Porfirio Mason
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12/03/2010 at 3:25 pm Permalink
Women love Old School Men like Gabriel Márquez, he is classy, smart and speaks his mind
~James G
15/03/2010 at 2:31 pm Permalink
It’s hard to compete with one of the greatest writers to ever grace this earth (perhaps this is partly biased because One Hundred Years of Solitude is one of my favorite books). Keep up the great work MPM, your tips have helped me stand out amongst the frat stars that settle for a cold pitcher of natty.
Side note: Are you a fan of O.C. the rapper? We share similar tastes in hiphop, and nothing beats listening to jewelz in the whip when its a sunny 75 outside.
15/03/2010 at 5:27 pm Permalink
Gustav,
OC is one of the most underrated MC’s of all time.
He made my The Top Ten Hip-Hop Tracks of All Time:
http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2009/02/the-top-ten-hip-hop-tracks-of-all-time.html
– MPM
17/03/2010 at 2:03 pm Permalink
yeah, it’s not a loss, just a man with more time in the world who’s made a lot of it. besides, it was a dual game recognizes game, you realized it in a way different than he did.
11/08/2012 at 9:09 pm Permalink
HIlarious!! Great post.