I Would Vote For Governor Mitt Romney If He Wasn’t a Mormon
I really don’t care if he believes he is going to The Planet Kolob while wearing magic underpants or whatever Religion he wants to believe in. Good for him.
But I do have a problem with a potential President of The United States that doesn’t drink booze, smoke or drink caffeine.
Think about it.
Andrew Jackson, James Madison, Ulysses S. Grant (20 Cigars per day), Chester Arthur, Benjamin Harrison, William McKinley, William Howard Taft, Herbert Hoover, Calvin Coolidge, Andrew Jackson, Lyndon Baines Johnson, Dwight Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama etc etc etc were all heavy smokers.
Hell, even Richard Nixon who sucked smoked cigars.
John Adams, Franklin Pierce, Martin van Buren, James Buchanan, Ulysses S. Grant, Chester A. Arthur (mad Champagne), Grover Cleveland, William Howard Taft, Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy etc etc etc were all heavy boozers.
Hell, even George W. Bush, boozed. And he was the weeshest President ever.
Benjamin Franklin, Andrew Jackson, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, James Madison, James Monroe, Franklin Pierce, Zachary Taylor, George Washington etc etc etc all puffed heavy weed.
Teddy Roosevelt even drank tons of coffee as a boy.
Have you ever met a cool person in your life that didn’t drink or smoke? Of course not. They don’t exist.
Personally, I would like a President that has the ability to slug down a double espresso if he encounters a late night of decision making.
Or pour himself a strong drink to loosen up at the end of the day.
Or spark up a Chronic Jay to “trip” on some global situations.
But maybe that’s just me.
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
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