Nightlife Princesses

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Nightlife Princesses

“I drive big cars, puff heaven haze

not just the weekend dats 7 dayz

Rev up the engine, not a lemon its lemon,

that’s the color , want to play seven eleven?

you know catching hump

Ya butt got a extra rump

Forget ya man girl I got extra clip extra pump

Dont mean to be extra but ma I extra stunt

Extra money extra piff extra blunt

Extra extra really some neck I want

Not to do for help, but your truly felt ,

Ass fat, stomach flat, I can see your Gucci belt

Mine on too, for any gun play,

I’m a trouble maker, yeah yeah some say

Your model material, you need a runway,

So lets run away, we can hit the run way,

round trip not a one way come play

Rio Friday, Spain on Saturday,

Back on Sunday, make work Monday

You could be my weekend girl.”

– (Innovative wordplay from Cam’ron’s “Weekend” The G Manifesto Certified Track of the Week)

You know the type: skips the line for the Nightclub like hop-scotch, knows all the bouncers, bartenders, waitresses, club promoters, party girls, DJ’s, drug dealers (kind of sounds like the G….). But this is not the G, it’s The Nightlife Princess. Every (legitimate) city has at least one. Typically, she is fly, bordering on beautiful, maybe has some tear sheets, wasn’t a successful model for a variety of reasons (lack of focus, too much partying, missing castings, too short, too exotic of a look, etc…), has traveled (sometimes extensively), has bisexual tendencies, has names like Adriana or Lavender, knows DJ’s (current or ex-boyfriend is often a DJ), Never misses the Winter Music Conference, can dance like a Coca-Cola mixed with Pop Rocks, family often has summer cribs in Italy on the Adriatic, and sometimes but not always comes from Big family money. The difference between her and regular party girls is that she is the Top Party Girl. Examples, of Famous Nightlife Princesses are Madonna and Ingrid Casares to name a few.

Nightlife Princesses are a worthy target for the G to Swoop on for many reasons. Number one, they a very challenging prey. Like the Thompsons Gazelle to the Cheetah. Number two, especially if they live in cities that you don’t frequent that often, rolling with them gives you the key to the city, at least the nightlife aspect…pro bono entry into clubs, drinks, alterators etc. Number three, they are fun to roll with and there is no better way to experience a new city than with a Nightlife Princess. Number four, like I said earlier, they are Fly, and make worthy sparing partners to do battle with on 1000 plus thread count Egyptian Cotton sheets.

So obviously, there are plenty of benefits to swooping The Nightlife Princess. You first need to spot her. The best way to find her is go to the dopest club in the City that night and keep your eyes peeled. Personally, I can spot these girls like leopard skin. Then you need to swoop. Here is how it is done:

1. Style. These girls have seen it all and paper thin game isn’t going to cut it. You also cannot dress like the typical nightlife weekend warrior 9 to 5 real estate jerk with a stripped shirt un-tucked, designer jeans and Kenneth Coles. You need to come with some snap on your jabs. Fashion forward suits are preferable to more conservative suits, although a two button custom tailored Armani will do you a hell of a lot better than the jerk with the t-shirt with writing on it, sport coat and jeans look (Southern California’s worst contribution to fashion since the trucker hat). Paul Smith and Etro, pinstripes with Gucci loafers should do the trick or something by Ozwald Boateng’s House of Boateng. I like going with a single breasted, two-button Grey Paul Smith, with side vents and ticket pocket, made in Italy, shirt by Thomas Pink and Brioni pocket square (color irrelevant) not leave much to chance.

2. Lifestyle. To swoop The Nightlife Princess, you need to have a congruent lifestyle. Meaning, telling her you work in a cubicle or in a dentists office isn’t going to impress her. You have to seem interesting. So if you don’t live an interesting lifestyle of leisure, you need to Lie. Come up with something good. Drug Dealer? Not bad, but she already knows tons of them. DJ? Same thing. You are way better off if you actually lead a lifestyle that will capture her attention, like the dashing, young millionaire playboy, such as your humble author, Oh my Brothers.

3. Nightlife knowledge. You need to know Nightlife inside and out. Especially in cities that are superior to where the girl is the Reigning Nightlife Princess. For instance, if she is the top Nightlife Princess in Toronto, you are going to have to tell her you have things cooking in Miami Beach. Chances are she will have been there more than a few times, so make sure your story is air tight. LA and West Coast Princesses you can always trump with NYC. NYC Princesses are a little trickier, Europe, Spain, Paris and London are really your options and Los Angeles works to. European Princessess, you can use NYC or Los Angeles (Europeans have really bought the whole California thing, hook, line and sinker.)

4. Once you meet the Princess, you need to hit hard. She will have tons of weesh guy friends that will try to neturalize your maneuverings most of the time. She will introduce you to these guys and tell you they are “so cool” and “so interesting”. Trust me there not. Some of these cats will be ok, so you can befriend them. The real lame ones you need to diss heavy. Like mention to her why her friend is so “sweaty”. Make sure you give the “gasface” to these nightlife chumps. The good news is (and I don’t mean News Café in Miami Beach, either) most nightlife guys are softer than a cotton swab, so just make sure you get them out of your ear.

5. Strong Constitution. For Booze and especially drugs. Keep in mind, the G Manifesto does not advocate drug use (I was selling while you all was smoking). And it’s not for moral reasons. It is simply because unless you have fully Entered The Dragon, it is harder to shake off a night out. But if it comes down to swooping and not swooping a Nightlife Princess, well, you make the choice. (Be careful, not to go too far down the canyon on this one, or you might turn into the “sweaty friend” of the Nightlife Princess.)

6. CASH. Seeing a thick bankroll for a Nightlife Princess is like seeing La Grande Plage in Biarritz in July for The G. A beautiful sight. This is because of many reasons. Nightlife Princesses, for all the free access they get, are usually living a few steps ahead. Many times the family money has been cut off or the flow is not too consistent. Also, Nightlife Princesses usually have poor choices in friends, putting constant strain on the financials. So make sure you nonchalantly flash your bankroll, it will make the two cocktails for $24 (not including tip) you just paid for seem like a bargain. No love for George Bush, but love for Dead Presidents. So be on your green like Irish Spring.

7. Throw Heat. When you pitch Nightlife Princesses on various closes, you have to come heavy. Telling her you want to meet her tomorrow for a Starbucks Latte is not going to alter her very busy schedule (actually who knows, maybe it would work, but there are no style points in going to Starbucks). Pitching her on a dope hotel and champagne has a high percentage of success. Usually, packaging a Hotel Close, Champagne Close and Spa Close is going to get you the victory. Also use Swagger International. Keep in mind, these girls dance a lot, and usually are very open to massages.

8. Dance. As much as you might not want to, to swoop the Nightlife Princess, you are going to have to dance at some point. So get some moves down. You don’t want to look like a fool, or all your hard work can fall apart. Take some salsa lessons. You pick it up quick. Personally, I would be a way better dancer, but I always end up swooping on my Salsa teacher and I have to stop taking lessons.

9. Strike first. Strike hard. No Mercy. No fear, No pain, and No defeat can exist in your Dojo. Nightlife Princesses usually have a short attention span. Be the 60 second Assassin. It is important that you make a huge impression on them at minimum. You need to stay on their mind like a yarmulke. The bad news is Nightlife Princesses usually have short Reigns at the top. And many times, a Nightlife Princess on the way down isn’t a pretty sight. The good news is, every time a Nightlife Princess falls, there are ten girls ready to take her place. It’s Nightlife Darwinism.

Executed correctly, having the Nightlife Princess on your team will guarantee you a great time in a new city. You will be able to see, touch and feel the real side of the city, the side that you want. Using these techniques to the letter, you are bound to do just that, and yes, I do accept Thank You Cards…….The Rest is Up to You……………………..

Side Note:

Wale (pronounced Wah-lay, last name irrelevant) from Dream City is spitting the most innovative flows and rhymes I have heard in a long time. Kenny Burns (the black Lyor Cohen) is calling him the next Jay-Z. Well see. Personally, I think he is completely flipping the script. Props. Paint a picture. Hate is the New Love…….

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The 7th Prince

AKA The Pitchfork,The Sickle and The Shovel

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17 Comments on "Nightlife Princesses"

  1. The G Manifesto
    24/08/2006 at 10:52 pm Permalink

    Another hard hitting G Manifesto! This one hits harder than Ernie Shavers!

  2. The G Manifesto
    25/08/2006 at 2:37 pm Permalink

    you can be
    you can be
    you can be

    only problem with the g manifesto is infrequent updates. however, i would imagine that’s due to the life we lead. aight chill….

  3. The G Manifesto
    26/08/2006 at 2:48 am Permalink

    You rock g manifesto, just 2 bad your too busy to make more frequent updates.

  4. The G Manifesto
    31/08/2006 at 1:04 am Permalink

    I’d hit that

  5. The G Manifesto
    Maria Eugenia Rito
    31/08/2006 at 4:44 am Permalink

    Soy YO!

  6. The G Manifesto
    Keyra augustina
    31/08/2006 at 4:46 am Permalink

    Yo tambien

  7. The G Manifesto
    15/09/2006 at 5:51 pm Permalink

    LOL this shit is hilarious. Thanks for hitting us up over at Chicago Craigslist. I look forward to more posts from The G Manifesto.

    And if you or any of your boys need some beats for your rhymes, holla at me in the near future, I’m trying to get into the production game. Peace.

  8. The G Manifesto
    nightlife prince
    18/09/2006 at 10:20 pm Permalink

    what about the nightlife prince?

  9. The G Manifesto
    Studio 43
    01/10/2006 at 11:04 pm Permalink

    Studio 43 Group is ill. You need to write more entries for the manifesto. Keep writtin.

  10. The G Manifesto
    Rich Boy
    25/10/2006 at 5:31 pm Permalink

    here are some Rich boy lyrics Throw Some D’s!

    Chorus: Richboy sellin crack dope niggaz wanna jack shit tight no slack just bought a cadilac ( throw sum D’s on dat bitch) just bought a cadilac (2x)

    Richboy sellin crack dope niggaz wanna jack shit tight no slack just bought a cadilac. Took it to the top shop got da damn top dropped. Two color flip flopped candy red lolipop. (Theres hoes in the parkin lot) but i still got my glock hot. New money muthafucka dont you see the bid hot? dont you see the big chain? dont you see the big rims? Wonder who they hating on latley baby its him. Candy paint, gator skin seats call me (?) up in your hood im the dat one you wanna be. Haters wish they could feel the wood in my 83, Ridin with no tint so muthafuckas no its me.

    (Chorus) 2x

    I never slip i never fall alot of hoes give me they number but i never call. A real OG look at VIP and see a nigga ball, then after we hit the club baby ima hit them drows. Yea ima break you off (and thats all) every freak should have a picture of my dick (on they wall) ?…yea (this for my dogs) yea gangsters, hustlas,wankstas,bustas (Wait a minute muthaficka)

    (Chorus) 2x

    Hit the block on some new 10 thousand dolla wheels. Kinda strange how i feel, toucha gator on the wheel. Got peanut butter icecream petterpan seats just got a fresh gut now we lookin for them freaks. Take her bacc yella bitch make her drop them drows ima show you how to ball, middle finga to the law. So fucc them niggaz what they wanna do. Hatin on a playa cus my next skate 22’s. When i pull up ima park right at the front, pour lean in my cup got purp in my blunt. Ima a real pimp bitch im not playing like a trick i just bought a new lac’ and put them thangz on that bitch!!

    (Chorus) 2x

  11. The G Manifesto
    25/10/2006 at 5:34 pm Permalink

    Rich Boy Sellin’ Crack Dope Niggas Wanna Jack Shit Tight No Slack Just Bought
    A Cadillac(Throw Some D’s On Da Bitch!!)Just Bought A Cadillac(Throw Some D’s
    On Dat Bitch!!)Just Bought A Cadillac(Throw Some D’s On Dat Bitch!!)

    [Verse 1: Rich Boy]
    Rich Boy Sellin Crack Dope Niggas Wanna Jack Shit Tight No Slack Just Bought A
    Cadillac Took It To Da Chop Shop Got Da Damn Top Dropped Two Colored Flipped Flopped
    Candy Red Lolipop Deres Some Hoes In Da ‘lot Still Got My Glock Hott
    New Money Motha Fucka Don’t You See Da Tail Light Don’t You See Da Big Chain Don’t
    You Da Big Rims Wonda Who Dey Hatin’ On Lately Baby Its Him Candy Paint, Gator Skin
    Seats Call Me Dun Dee,Up In Yo ‘hood Im Da Fucka Dat You Wanna Be Niggas Wish
    Dey Could Feel Da Wood In My H3 Ridin’ Wit No Tint So Motha-Mothas No Its Me…

    Rich Boy Sellin’ Crack Dope Niggas Wanna Jack Shit Tight No Slack Just Bought
    A Cadillac(Throw Some D’s On Da Bitch!!)Just Bought A Cadillac(Throw Some D’s
    On Dat Bitch!!)Just Bought A Cadillac(Throw Some D’s On Dat Bitch!!)

    [Verse 2: Polow Da Don]
    Nigga I Neva Slip And Ya See I Neva Fall,Alot Of Hoes Give Me Dey Numba But See I Neva
    Call O.G Style Look At A Nigga Ball,Baby Afta We Hit Da Club Imma Hit Dem Draws Yea
    Imma Brek You Off And Baby That Should Be All Every Bitch Should Have A Picture Of My
    Dick On Dey Wall Polow Be The Shit Zone 4 Be The Click Yea Dis Fa My Dawgs
    Yea Gangsters, Hustlas,Wankstas,Bustas (Wait A Minute Muthaficka)

    Rich Boy Sellin’ Crack Dope Niggas Wanna Jack Shit Tight No Slack Just Bought
    A Cadillac(Throw Some D’s On Da Bitch!!)Just Bought A Cadillac(Throw Some D’s
    On Dat Bitch!!)Just Bought A Cadillac(Throw Some D’s On Dat Bitch!!)

    [Verse 3: Rich Boy]
    Hit The Block On Some New 10 Thousand Dolla Wheels. Kinda Strange How I Feel,
    Toucha Gator On My Wheel Got Peanut Butter Icecream Petterpan Seats Just Gotta
    Fresh Cut Now We Lookin For Them Freaks. Take Her Bacc Yella Bitch Make Her Dropp
    Dem Dem Draws Show Her Howwa Nigga Ball,Middle Finga To Da Law So Fuck Dem
    Niggas Tell Em’ What Dey Wanna Do?Hatin On A Nigga Cus My Next Skate 22’s. When
    I Pull Up Imma Park Right At Da Front Pour Lean In My Cup Got Purp In My Blunt.
    Imma Real Pimp Bitch Im Not Playin’ Like A Trick Just Bought A New ‘lac Bout To Put Dem
    Thangs On Dat Bitch!!!!!

    Rich Boy Sellin’ Crack Dope Niggas Wanna Jack Shit Tight No Slack Just Bought
    A Cadillac(Throw Some D’s On Da Bitch!!)Just Bought A Cadillac(Throw Some D’s
    On Dat Bitch!!)Just Bought A Cadillac(Throw Some D’s On Dat Bitch!!)

  12. The G Manifesto
    09/11/2006 at 5:00 pm Permalink

    u guys are a bunch of poo poo heads

  13. The G Manifesto
    26/02/2007 at 12:14 am Permalink

    great advice. hung out with shayne lamas.

  14. The G Manifesto
    10/11/2009 at 2:09 pm Permalink

    I recently swooped a girl that fits this exact description. She was about 6′ tall, skinny, and kept trying to drag me to the dancefloor. This is one of your best posts ever.

  15. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    10/11/2009 at 3:38 pm Permalink


    Thanks for the props.

    – MPM

  16. The G Manifesto
    10/11/2009 at 7:32 pm Permalink

    This is literally one of the most dumb things I’ve ever read.


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