Two Picasso Paintings, worth at minimum of $67 million, were swiped from Picasso’s granddaughter’s house in Paris. The two paintings were, “Maya and the Doll” and “Portrait of Jacqueline”. They disappeared from the dope 7th arrondissement, or district of Paris from the home of Diana Widmaier-Picasso.
The number of missing Picasso’s stands at about 444 missing paintings. The reason is because Picasso paintings are so fly, “Maya and the Doll” is one of my personal favorites. The thieves, or thief, now just have to deal with moving the product. Hopefully, for his sake he already had a buyer……
Famous Paintings like these very rarely fetch a good price unless you have good connections in Asia like I do. Still, not bad for a days work.
Many Players these days think they are kicking ass when the swoop two girls at once. The French call it a Ménage à Trios. News just in…..swooping two girls at once is as passé as Multi-colored striped button down “Gaslamp” shirts. The New-School is all about swooping three girls at once. The French call it a Ménage à Quatre and The G calls it The Trio. Impossible? It is for the feeble minded and those lacking imagination. But for The G, nothing is impossible. Here is how it is done:
Location
You need to put yourself in the right place. A sports bar with 80% Guy is not the right place. Gentleman’s Clubs are fertile ground for pulling off The Trio. Certain Cities are better than others as well. South Beach, Miami, and Las Vegas are better than Cincinnati, Ohio or Omaha, Nebraska for The Trio. (No offense to Cincinnati or Omaha, I have never been, but I am pretty sure both places suck).
Dress Flash
I have certain suits that I always swoop three girls at once in. If I had to re-buy these suits I would certainly have paid double. I really like wearing a Grey Two-button Dior Homme (Made in Italy) with Ketchup/Bloodlust Pinstripes (and I don’t mean my nightly bloodlust that is spilling over into my days either) with Elmo Red interior, Roadrunner Blue Canali shirt, and Count Chocula Brown Gucci Loafers.
Flash CASH
You need to carry a Big Bankroll if you want to swoop Three Girls at once. Ever see a poor guy leave a Nightclub with Three Girls?
Zero in on The Right Girls
Contrary to popular average Guy opinion, the three “decent” Bottle Blond white girls doing Patron shots, yelling, wearing jeans, doing the awkward “white girl dance” in a Southern California Nightclub are not the best prospects for a Trio. I have done an Un-official Case Study and the more beautiful the girls the better The Trio Prospect. Models are great Prospects. So are Exotic Dancers. 9 to 5 girls trying to “cut loose” are not. Which is fortunate since I prefer Model girls and Exotic Dancers to Civilian Girls. Doesn’t life work out perfect sometimes?
Trade on Reputation
The G trades on reputation. In the case of The Trio, Sexual Reputation with a girl can be you greatest asset. If one girl already knows you can regulate, it makes it that much easier to convince the other two. Many of my Trio’s have been instigated by a Girl I have rolled with before. If you have a good Trio girl on your team, many times you can sit back and smoke Parliament Ultra-lights while the girl on your team does all the set up work. Now that’s Gangster like Shyne.
Beans, Beeks, and Champagne
You need some sort of Spark to really light the fuse to The Trio. The G Manifesto does not advocate Drug use, but Beans and Beeks are known to work. I prefer Champagne. More Artistic. More Style Points.
Side Note:
My Cousin (a true G, sharp dresser, Latin Blood, prefers Gucci Suits, always Packs heaters, currently he is opening a Nightclub in Punta del Este) has always been a true innovator. He is very forward thinking and almost always swoops 4 or 5 girls at a time. Many times he swoops 6 girls at a time. You are really only limited by your imagination to pull it off….The Rest is Up to You………..
I love this place. In fact, I’ll say it again, I love this place. Just as the Delano is ground zero for me in SouthBeach, Miami, The Ritz is ground zero for me in New Orleans. The location on Canal Street keeps you out of Bourbon Street noise but close enough to go to Bourbon to swoop girls back to your hotel. Even though, I always stay at the Ritz, I make sure I spend plenty of money around town to help the people. That’s one reason people call me “The Peoples Champ”. What you know about Hollygrove? What you know about the 9th Ward? What you know about The Second Line? I continue to give money and support the city I love.
Atmosphere:
Class. Pure Class. This place is low-pro style. My kind of style. Heavyweights stay here. When you’re here you really feel like you are in a Big Easy Paradise. Beautiful décor, tons of flowers everywhere. Some Celebs, maybe the Lakers Basketball Team, perhaps the Late, great Johnnie Cochran or other Peoples Champs. Having a Pre-Castro Cuban Cigar in the Courtyard is the definition of Relaxation…look it up in the dictionary.
Rooms:
The Rooms in The Ritz are smaller than most modern hotels. Certainly, they are smaller than the rooms in the hotels in Vegas. But really doesn’t matter when its 4 am and you just got back to your room with a couple of Cajun Cuties, hotter than Paul Prudhomme’s kitchen at K-Pauls, just off work carrying Big Bags. I never mind helping girls carry their Big Bags back to the Ritz. Hell, I have carried more Big Bags than a Colombian Coke Smuggler. The Presidential suite is very impressive, plenty of space and is how I typically like to operate.
Competition:
Sure there are Heavyweights here, but there is a certain feeling of Community at the Ritz,….like you have Arrived. But, I have never shied away from good competition. If you want to be a Heavyweight Champ, you have to beat Heavyweights, Right? Be a Roy Jones, Jr. That being said I have beaten more NBA Legends than Isaiah Thomas. Plus, I always pack a Desert Eagle from the moment I leave the airport in The Crescent City. So I never really sweat it.
Features:
The Lobby Bar(also known as On Trois…a lot of people don’t know that): Hands down the best lobby bar in the country in your humble authors opinion. Cool as a fan. I am not alone in thinking this. I love it so much that I have been there with a fly Bayou Princess, and I have wanted to stay in the Lobby Bar for one more Goose Soda Lime instead of Dipping back to my room with her. The Spa is insane. The Restaurant is very good. I usually get the Rick Fox burger. But there are so many dope restaurants in New Orleans that you really only should go if you don’t want to leave the hotel.
The G Manifesto Move:
Lock the entire Place Down. Like New JackCity. Get the Bellhops, The Lounge Singers, the bartenders, even the girl who whips up the Bannanas Foster on your team. The Service in the Ritz is some of the best in the country and if you take care of the People here they will take care of you Ten fold…….I love this place.
Michael Porfirio Mason AKA The Peoples Champ AKA Your Favorite International Playboy’s Favorite International Playboy
AKA Your Favorite G’s Favorite G
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Millionaire Deviled Eggs at Social Miami, I am thinking, With Caviar and Truffle Oil, I am thinking, $20 Cocktails at Prive in The Bellagio, Las Vegas, I am thinking, Cheap, I am thinking, I would pay double, I am thinking, Prive Miami, I am thinking, 3am with two Venezuelan Model Girls, I am thinking, Why don’t my good looks fade with age?, I am thinking, Why couldn’t my parents be accountants?, I am thinking, Instead of IRA and ETA Killers?, I am thinking, Should I start a revolution?, I am thinking, Revolution is in my Blood, I am thinking, Or should I just be The Greatest International Playboy ever?, I am thinking, Could I break Wilt Chamberlin’s record?, I am thinking, And I am not talking about his basketball records, I am thinking, I have swooped at least one girl the last 500 plus nights I have gone out, I am thinking, Could I be the Muhammad Ali of Players?, I am thinking, Why do girls like me so much?, I am thinking, Is it my custom suits from Italy?, I am thinking, or my personality?, I am thinking, Do I care?, I am thinking, Why do I single handedly destroy Rival Crews? I am thinking, Why don’t other guys figure out that dressing sharp, carrying CASH, smiling, and lying is all it takes to get beautiful girls?, I am thinking, My Game is so advanced I could swoop Jennifer Lopez, I am thinking, with her husband in the same room, I am thinking, My Game is like Roberto Duran in his prime, I am thinking, Mano de Piedra, I am thinking, Desert Eagle, I am thinking, Why are all my peers married and moved to the suburbs?, I am thinking, or Dead, in Jail, or in a mental hospital for the Criminally Insane?, I am thinking, Why do you I still wonder how much money is in every armored car that I see?, I am thinking, Could I ever be a killer?, I am thinking, Is it the Gatti Vs Ward trilogy our generations’ Graziano Vs Zale?, I am thinking, Why did I rob a Crack House with my crew armed with Baseball Bats for only 4k when I was 16 years old?, I am thinking, Why don’t I own a single pair of jeans?, I am thinking, Why don’t I retire to Saint Tropez?, Half-way players being chopped apart, I am thinking, 62 Cadillac Coup Deville, I am thinking, Veuve Clicquot and Ponies, I am thinking, Warm Peekytoe-Maryland Lump Crab Cake with truffle oil and Osetra Caviar, I am thinking, Why do all my friends carry guns?, I am thinking, Why does exchanging fashion tips with Street Pimps at 5am seem normal to me, I am thinking, Why do Latin girls have way better asses than White Girls?, I am thinking, Why do Latin girls move way better than white girls? I am thinking, ETRO Suits, I am thinking, Copper top Bullets, I am thinking, Steak Tartare at 3am Dream City, I am thinking, Why does last call have to be at 1:30am in California? I am thinking, Why do I meet beautiful, Intelligent, rich girls and not marry them?, I am thinking, Why have I been shot at three times and never killed?, I am thinking, Why have I never had the stomach for Pimping?, I am thinking, Why do I think everyone I meet is a hick? I am thinking, Why do I feel comfortable at Blue Blood Charity Balls in NYC? I am thinking, And feel comfortable chillin with members of the Venice Shoreline Crips and V13? I am thinking, Gucci Loafers, I am thinking, with White Piping, I am thinking, Jumbo Stone Crabs for $45 each at Prime One Twelve in Miami Beach, I am thinking, Cheap, I am thinking…………
