Hipsters VS Douchebags: A Modern Day Mods VS Rockers
Hipsters VS Douchebags: A Modern Day Mods VS Rockers
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Anyone who has been doing battle in Nightworld over the last decade has noticed there are two main groups are out there: Hipsters and Douchebags.
I try not to give these guys much thought, but being an active participant in Nightworld, I have these guys constantly messing up my visuals while I am swooping fly girls.
These fleeting thoughts usually contain an Acetylene Torch, Duct-tape, and bolt cutters.
I just cannot comprehend how the American male has slid so far. Think about it. Guys actually wear glitter on their shirts (Douchebags). And Guys actually wear super tight jeans (Hipsters).
If you are keeping score, it is certainly a sign that The Apocalypse is coming.
Anyways, I finally figured out (kind of) what it is all about.
Hipsters and Douchebags are a Modern Day Mods and Rockers. (Keep in mind, the Mods and Rockers were way doper than the Hipsters and Douchebags)
Back in the day, “The Rockers considered Mods to be weedy, effeminate snobs, and Mods saw Rockers as out of touch, oafish and grubby.” Source
The great part about the Mods VS Rockers was that the constantly brawled each other. Hipsters and Douchebags don’t really seem to cross paths.
Somehow we need to get Hipsters and Douchebags going head to head (so to speak) and eliminate each other.
Come to think of it, Ill get to work on that.
(Once it breaks out, the smart money is on The Douchebags.)
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In The Beatles’ 1964 film A Hard Day’s Night, a reporter asks Ringo Starr, “Are you a mod or a rocker?”, to which he replies, “No, I’m a mocker.”
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Since I have no idea what Hipsters and Douchebags listen to:
Rocker Music: Gene Vincent – Rip It Up 1958
Mod Music: Small Faces, Itchycoo Park
To end this on a positive note:
25/10/2009 at 6:40 am Permalink
is there any question that the douchebags are gonna win?
although to be honest I’d take more hipsters if that’d mean less douchebags around
28/10/2009 at 8:51 am Permalink
I often wonder which is the lesser of two evils. I’d have to say the hipsters. I’ve gotten into too many near scuffles with douchebags over the years in clubs, I don’t know if its roid rage or what but they have no idea how to act when out and about.
28/10/2009 at 9:49 am Permalink
T,
I agree.
I hold way more disdain for douchebags.
Hipsters are harmless.
- MPM
28/10/2009 at 9:50 pm Permalink
checkers,
“although to be honest I’d take more hipsters if that’d mean less douchebags around”
Me too.
- MPM
01/04/2010 at 7:23 am Permalink
who is that woman in the picture, what is her name?