Undefeated Zippo Lighters
A while back we talked about Undefeated Gucci Loafers. Today we are going to talk about what any G worth his salt has: Undefeated Zippo Lighters.
It is no secret that I am a big fan of Zippo lighters.
Well, first off they are American Made since 1932. And even though the government and the TSA have tried to destroy a great American company, the company still stands. (Make sure you check out Travel: Zippo Lighter Travel OtterBox Waterproof Case ).
Secondly, they are guaranteed for life.
Thirdly, they make you look even more smooth when you smoke.
And Fourthly, they make that distinct “ping” noise when you open and shut them which is known to put girls under the ether.
Anyways, recently I purchased two new Zippos:
And this one because it is kind of obnoxious:
So all in all, the lighter is 3-0 with 3 KO’s.
Keep in mind, I have swooped girls on other nights with this lighter, but these are “fresh swoops”. I am not trying to “pad the record”, so to speak.
With the Zippo Dancer Pocket Lighter, I went 1-0 in NYC, and 1-0 in Los Angeles.
So the Exotic Dancer Zippo’s record stands at a respectable 2-0, with 2 KO’s.
Pretty remarkable actually.
But I am pretty sure it will work well.
Hell, if I had known how good these Zippo’s were going to work, I would have paid double.
Actually, make that triple.
But no need to bite my steez, there are plenty of dope Zippo’s out there to match your Game.
On another note, here is the state of America:
Tough little kids.
Here is how you can help:
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
Jim Klimek – Lighter Tricks