12 Tips on “Dating” Russian Models
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I’m lushin Russian women, via satellite I’m watchin
I dare a n-gga say he want to battle me, I’ll crush ya
Even blind girls rush next to Hammera and scream out
“Oh my gosh, get the camera
~ Slick Rick (w/Rae), Frozen
These Russian Models (FTV, FYI) are mad, mad fly and I’ve been running into them (so to speak) more and more on the international scene. The distinguishing feature about Russian women is they are women in every inch. They dress for men, they expect gentlemen to be gentlemen, and they don’t take any bullshit. Unlike other haute couture model types, these enigmatic girls have a unique modus operadi that I dig. Or maybe it’s the sinister accent. Maybe it’s the ice cold attitude.
So cold I need theraflu,
I’m so high I need parachutes,
I’m error proof, I’m never spooked,
and my suit, heaven blue.
Let me share with you some personal maxims I live by when swooping these krutay dorogaya’s… check the technique so you can come correct:
• You have to have G appeal. Scratch that, you have to be G… 24/7
• Always be a polite and well-mannered G. Real Russian women dislike men being rude and ill-bred.
• You are intimidated by nothing. Fearless. (Russian woman do not tolerate weesh suckas.)
• Illicit substances are a bonus.
• Thick bankrolls & pockets stuffed like Thanksgiving; ability to flash cash like Coltrane brass, but not sweatin’ it like trendsetting it. (side note: don’t count $$ in front of them — cream on the inside, clean on the outside.)
• Grits. Keep it pugilistic (or ballistic, in the case of my .38 snubby), ie. Must be able to kick-ass in a fight, because with girls this fly it’s gonna go down (frequently) with douchebags attempting to cramp your style.
• You have to be able to drink like a man, as in, you have to be able drink more vodka than a Russian Grizzly bear (and still be able to handle yourself). Zapoi.
• Russians, much like the French, have an admiration for outlaws, mafioso types and G’s.
• Your greatest strength is also your greatest weakness.
• Stay unpredictable (but thinking of a Master Plan, like Chilly Tee said, gotta keep ahead, gotta keep my head).
• Don’t supplicate (I’m not even sure that word exists in Russian vocabulary).
• Aggressive, yet mellow and cool.
They look at me as that cat that know how to box, know about glocks, know about runnin’ from cops and switchin’ up spots.
~ Tafari
aka The Poster Boy
aka Fly Fresh to Def
aka Xoroshen Ochen
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Get out my shit, Please let me be, I don’t see why — you KGB
Why you gotta be all up on me like that, Trying to get over
like a fat rat, but I understand — I’m a woman in the land of hip-hop
And the shit don’t stop, it goes on, on, on, on
You see the shit don’t stop till the break of dawn
And now who makes it liver than a hip-hop, scuba diver, chillin with
a pina colada, kidada hooked me up with Tommy now I gotta
lot of gear from everywhere that I’d like to share (yeah right!)
[MC Lyte]
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Kukla – Seroga
24/11/2009 at 11:27 am Permalink
I love russian girls and easternblockers. Great tips. only on the manifesto do you seen constant gems being dropped.
24/11/2009 at 6:31 pm Permalink
Russian woman are hooooooooooooot. So are Brazilian woman. Bravo nice post. Again.
24/11/2009 at 9:12 pm Permalink
Poetry.
What if I don’t speak Russian?
25/11/2009 at 6:28 am Permalink
@G247
Good question. I actually picked up conversational Russian in a couple months after being with this one FTV Model (I was highly motivated). But in actuality, I’ll let you in on a little secret: Russian women dig American men.* So if your born & bred US, you got that in. That said, I also speak 3 other languages so I’m just good like that.
I used these sites to pick up some basics & spit game in Russian, check it:
http://learningrussian.net/vocabulary/
http://masterrussian.com/
http://www.learnrussianfree.com/
*
1) They may never admit to this.
2) The views and opinions expressed herein are those that have been obtained from personal experience.
– Tafari
25/11/2009 at 6:51 am Permalink
By far my favorite russian hip hop song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE9dWPWR3MY
this one’s also good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlbdF2h44Vo
25/11/2009 at 12:45 pm Permalink
Great post Tafari, Never show weakness…they can smell it.
25/11/2009 at 7:21 pm Permalink
@Cosmos
Kruto, nice reference. Disco malaria… (funny they still call it ‘disco’) Ni ploka.
Seryoga has some good tracks (and smokin video vixens).
– Tafari
25/11/2009 at 7:23 pm Permalink
@Gio
Spasiba. True dat.
– Tafari
26/11/2009 at 1:11 am Permalink
“Your greatest strength is also your greatest weakness”
Now that is some next level type thinking. Props, The G Manifesto is truly a level all its own in this field.
Now to go swoop on some Ruskis…
27/11/2009 at 8:33 pm Permalink
Just found this Post my technorati Newsfeed, Very Nice post and Interesting too. Keep it up.
Jenn
16/04/2010 at 8:13 am Permalink
If you want to pick up Russian language skills fast I recomment visiting
Russian-plus.com – great videos and professional tutorials from a bilingual speaker
11/12/2010 at 3:57 am Permalink
I found some sentences and tips, with podcasts an prononciation on this site http://www.myrussianlessons.com.
On that subject, they have these lessons:
http://www.myrussianlessons.com/cours/A1-A2/14/
http://www.myrussianlessons.com/cours/A1-A2/13/