Michael Mason on Rollerblading

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Michael Mason on Rollerblading

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One of my friends recently sent me this and it reminded me of a little story from back in the day:

(Side note: I haven’t really been up on the Most Interesting Man in the World thing, I don’t watch a lot of TV. However, the cat looks exactly like one of my friend’s Fathers who is a heavy Old-School G in his own right.)

Back when I was a young proto-type G, my running partner and I were walking down the Mission Beach Boardwalk at the beginning of summer, probably high on Chronic.

We were just rolling (and I don’t mean rollerblading or Beans, either, we were just walking), spitting Game at beach girls, slapping five with Bill Walton and Eek-A-Mouse riding by on bikes (as they often did in those days), and smoking grits. I think we were going to pick up a new stick at Liquid Foundation or something.

Just another day in the life.

All of a sudden, thru the crowd, a weesh rollerblader, out of control, came barreling into my running partner. My running partner, who always had quick reactions, and put up his elbows to “block” the rollerblader just as they collided.

The rollerblader got the worst of the collision by far. He took my droogs elbow on the chin and was KO’d flat on his back.

Then the funniest thing happened:

Everyone on the boardwalk started cheering.

What did I do?

I just lit up another smoke and kept walking.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
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5 Comments on "Michael Mason on Rollerblading"

  1. The G Manifesto
    04/09/2010 at 7:51 am Permalink

    Hahahahaha! Great story!

  2. The G Manifesto
    08/09/2010 at 3:30 pm Permalink

    Sometimes, but not all the time, you try too hard chief. I knew even before I read your post that you would deny knowing who “The Most Interesting Man in the World” was.

  3. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    08/09/2010 at 4:09 pm Permalink


    I didn’t “deny” knowing about the advertising campaign. I have seen it on a few billboards and have had it mentioned to me on a number of occasions.

    However, I have never seen it on TV. But then again, I haven’t watched a football game since “The Superbowl Shuffle”.

    Fair enough?

    – MPM

  4. The G Manifesto
    09/09/2010 at 7:37 am Permalink


    Why read what you already know?

  5. The G Manifesto
    11/09/2010 at 5:18 am Permalink

    Seph, just because he tries too hard sometimes doesn’t mean the post doesn’t succeed.

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