The Best Nightclubs in Bogotá Colombia

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The Best Nightclubs in Bogotá Colombia

Bogotá, Colombia-

Anyone who reads The G Manifesto knows I don’t get impressed easily by modern day nightlife in general or modern day nightclubs in particular. Especially in America which has been on a heavy downward slide (in fact, if I was the owner of even some of the best American nightclubs I would commit suicide because of the pathetic product they are serving up). In Bogotá however there are a couple of places that impressed the hell out of me:

Andres Carne de Res

The New York Times called Andres Carne de Res “profound, spellbinding, beautiful, tumultuous, confusing and fattening all at once“. I am not sure about the “fattening” part, but it’s a pretty accurate description. Andres Carne de Res does that thing that seems to be impossible to do in America: combining a great restaurant with a great nightclub. Even more amazing is that is does both at the same time.

Here is how the place breaks down:

– Five or Six floors with a couple of “half floors”
– holds 1200 people ( I did some math in my gulliver and the place is clocking un-Godly dough)
– Way more girls than guys
– Insane meat grinds
– Great Service (It is incredible that this place even functions with all the mayhem and food service, but it does)
– Open super late
– Mindblowing energy levels
– Performace art
– Everyone, and I mean everyone is dancing non-stop

Fly girls, steaks served at all hours, crazy dancing? I think I found heaven on Earth.

(Side note: the original is outside the city in Chia. I didn’t go, but it is supposed to hold 3000 people. I can only imagine how dope that place is.)

Salto del Angel

Kind of similar to Andres Carne de Res only smaller and the food isn’t quite as good.

Insane Vibe, dancing and fly girls though.

Your life wouldn’t be complete without at least 20 nights in each of these places.

And swooping mass amounts of fly Colombianas while you are at it.

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5 Comments on "The Best Nightclubs in Bogotá Colombia"

  1. The G Manifesto
    19/03/2011 at 9:13 am Permalink

    I wonder what is rooshv view of these places?

  2. The G Manifesto
    20/03/2011 at 11:52 pm Permalink

    3000 people in one club/restaurant? Can you imagine how many tractor trailer loads of food, wine and such must be delivered there every day? That’s amazing.

  3. The G Manifesto
    12/04/2011 at 7:32 am Permalink

    We had our chauffeur take us to the original Andres Carne de Res in Chia. As far as I remember it’s two floors and more spread out, filled with interesting bric a brac and a ridiculous level of hotties.

    It’s still my favourite venue out of anywhere I’ve been.

    Hard to believe that it holds 3000 people, but then the Aguardiente and the girls conspired to significantly narrow my horizons.

    Must try Salto de Angel when I go this summer.


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