How to Pick Up The Strip Club Waitress

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How to Pick Up The Strip Club Waitress

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I have said it before and I will say it again; I have forgotten more dope moves than most top ranked International Playboys will ever learn.

Here is a dope move, with plenty of style and dash, that I recently remembered, when a couple of cats recently asked me the best way to swoop Gentleman’s Club Waitresses. As we all know, at certain Gentleman’s Clubs, the waitresses can be the flyest girls in The Gentleman’s Club.

Let me break it down:

Roll into the Gentleman’s Club, as per usual. You know, Suited Down, Dolo, and with a Big Bankroll.

Side note:

This move is best performed on a “slow” night and kind of early.

Proceed to kick up your handmade loafers at the bar, get a couple high-end Vodka Sodas, ignore the girls dancing, Number Crunch, and make some small talk with the other waitresses (not the target), Exotic Dancers, Bouncers, and the Bartender. Who knows, maybe buy some Beeks or Beans; just make sure you Lock the place down.

The above is all “the set up”; now for the move:

Very important: you have up until this time, completely ignored the Gentleman’s Club Waitress you want to swoop.

Make sure, as you are making your exit, that you “time” it perfectly so you will pass the Gentleman’s Club Waitress you want to swoop. This will make the move appear more organic and “free-range”.

Now, walk by the Gentleman’s Club Waitress you want to swoop, and toss a $50 bill on to her tray, flash your dental work and say, “Take Care”. (A $20 should be good enough in a Down Economy).

Hold it a beat, as she is completely thrown off and has no idea what to say, and then walk out without saying another word.

Roll back into the Gentleman’s Club a few days later, take a seat at the bar and wait a few.

Pretty soon, the Gentleman’s Club Waitress you want to swoop will come up to you smiling and laughing and say, “Hi, my name is Robin, what’s yours?”

Then pull out the sickle, the pick and the shovel and Game Up.

Side Note II:

I have never done this move on a “Civilian” waitress, although I believe it could work. Especially in “cash heavy” cities like Las Vegas or Miami Beach.

Fun Side note:

I have pulled this move off more than a few times. The last girl I did it to, who was really ill, actually got fired from her gig for choking out one of the bouncers on a dare. I think she was taking some self-defense/ju-jitsu classes or something.

Even so, I went 12-0 with 12 KO’s VS her in the bedroom.

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12 Comments on "How to Pick Up The Strip Club Waitress"

  1. The G Manifesto
    L. Patch G
    08/07/2010 at 5:46 pm Permalink

    another classy move from the originator. keep them coming.

  2. The G Manifesto
    09/07/2010 at 6:47 am Permalink

    “Experience is the teacher of all things.”
    Julius Caesar

    Thanks for sharing,G.

  3. The G Manifesto
    10/07/2010 at 5:44 am Permalink

    “flash your dental work”

    you mean braces? what if I don’t have any?

  4. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    12/07/2010 at 9:00 am Permalink

    “you mean braces?”


    – MPM

  5. The G Manifesto
    15/07/2010 at 9:25 am Permalink

    Smoothest move I’ve ever seen!! You’re the man!! Can’t wait to try!

  6. The G Manifesto
    17/07/2010 at 1:59 am Permalink



  7. The G Manifesto
    19/07/2010 at 8:09 am Permalink

    solid high school game. Steez, yo

  8. The G Manifesto
    20/07/2010 at 8:41 am Permalink

    you’re terrible at this

  9. The G Manifesto
    30/10/2012 at 2:17 pm Permalink

    after you give her the money she will leave and never come back to you. all your doing in this is losing money lol.

  10. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    30/10/2012 at 3:18 pm Permalink

    How many times did you do and it didn’t work out for you?

    – MPM

  11. The G Manifesto
    13/02/2013 at 2:43 am Permalink

    i have never tipped a waitress or did anything like you said.
    i don’t even buy drink for normal girls cause i am afraid of wasting my money and i have a low budget (67$ and need 20$ for taxi) so i don’t know how it can work.

  12. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    13/02/2013 at 9:38 am Permalink

    little cle,

    So you are just speculating and have no idea what you are talking about.

    Thought so.

    Now get off the internet and go make some money.

    – MPM

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