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Blue Diamond sells for Highest Per Carat Price Ever

» 13 May 2009 » In diamonds, money » 2 Comments

Blue Diamond sells for Highest Per Carat Price Ever

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A flawless vivid blue diamond weighing 7.03 carats sold on Tuesday for a record 10.5 million Swiss francs (6.2 million pounds), the highest price paid per carat for any gemstone at auction, Sotheby’s said.

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The rectangular-shaped blue stone, the rarest to enter the international market this year, went to an anonymous buyer bidding by telephone after hectic bidding see-sawed between two callers for 15 minutes.

It was the centrepiece of its semi-annual sale in Geneva, conducted by David Bennett, chairman of Sotheby’s jewellery department in Europe and the Middle East, who said the results showed the market’s resilience despite the economic downturn.

“This is already a new world record price for a fancy vivid blue diamond and a new world record per carat for any gemstone (at auction),” Bennett told reporters.

“It is fantastic in this market and shows that these rare things are very much in demand,” he said.

The final price includes a commission paid by the buyer to the auction house. The stone sets a record price per carat for any gemstone sold at auction of $1,349,752, (890, 275 pounds) Sotheby’s said.

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The previous record price for a fancy vivid blue diamond was $7.9 million, including commission, for a stone weighing 6.04 carats at sale in Hong Kong in October 2007, also by Sotheby’s.

The new owner will have the right to name the stone, which is mounted in a platinum ring. The pre-sale catalogue estimate was 6.8 million to 10 million francs, excluding commission. The hammer price excluding commission was 9.3 million francs.

It was put up for sale by London-listed Petra Diamonds, which extracted it last year from the historic Cullinan mine in South Africa, the world’s most regular supplier of blue diamonds of size and quality. Blue are the rarest of the diamond family after reds.

“To have a stone mined last year and cut the early part of this year so it is absolutely virgin coming straight from the mine has never happened before,” Bennett said. “This is one of the extremely rare substances in our universe.”

The sale fetched a total of 39.5 million swiss francs for 266 lots which found new owners, while another 80 pieces were stranded on the block.

“In this general economic environment to see $35 million worth sold in a session shows a lot about the resilience of fine jewels no matter what the climate,” Bennett said.

Fresh stones to the market, including coloured diamonds, fetched good prices, the Briton said.

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Someone must had cheated on his wife.

Need to find out where this thing is going.

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Russia Hoarding Diamonds as Investment

» 12 May 2009 » In diamonds, Guide, money » 1 Comment

Russia Hoarding Diamonds as Investment

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The global recession sapped demand for all kinds of commodities — like steel and grain — yet small burlap bags are still arriving by the planeload at Russia’s state-owned diamond company.

Each day, the contents of the bags spill into the stainless steel hoppers of the receiving room. The diamonds are washed and sorted by size, clarity, shape and quality; then, rather than being sent to be sold around the world, they are wrapped in paper and whisked away to a vault — about three million carats worth of gems every month.

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Russia quietly passed a milestone this year: surpassing De Beers as the world’s largest diamond producer. But the global market for diamonds is so dismal that the Alrosa diamond company, 90 percent owned by the Russian government, has not sold a rough stone on the open market since December, and has stockpiled them instead.

As a result, Russia has become the arbiter of global diamond prices. Its decisions on production and sales will determine the value of diamonds on rings and in jewelry stores for years to come, in one of the most surprising consequences of this recession.

Largely because of the jewelry bear market, De Beers’s fortunes have sunk. Short of cash, the company had to raise $800 million from stockholders in just the last six months.

The recession also coincided with a settlement with European Union antitrust authorities that ended a longtime De Beers policy of stockpiling diamonds, in cooperation with Alrosa, to keep prices up.

Though it is a major commodity producer, Russia has traditionally not embraced policies that artificially keep prices up. In oil, for example, Russia benefits from the oil cartel’s cuts in production, but does not participate in them.

Diamonds are an exception. “If you don’t support the price,” Andrei V. Polyakov, a spokesman for Alrosa, said, “a diamond becomes a mere piece of carbon.”

How the buy-in price for the stones will be set, and how the company will determine when the price goes up and down, is unclear, Mr. Malinin said.

“We have to tell people that diamonds are valuable,” he said. “We are trying to maintain the price, just as De Beers did, as all diamond producing countries do. But what we are doing is selling an illusion,” meaning a product with no utility and a price that depends on the continued sense of scarcity where there is none.

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Commodity Trading: Perception vs. Reality

» 11 May 2009 » In money » 3 Comments

Commodity Trading: Perception vs. Reality

For May11th– May 15th 2009
By: Matthew Bradbard

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The latest advance in stocks and commodities with the fall in treasuries and the US dollar, could in fact be a precursor of what is to come but the pace of the advances and declines is flawed. These spectacular moves in such a short time are irrational and almost always not true. Stocks are moving higher as investors believe we will start to see a recovery in coming quarters and on hope that the worst is behind us. I’m not convinced on either front just yet. Commodities are rallying for the same reasoning and the fact that inflation may be around the corner. It is undeniable that this is a valid concern but perhaps premature. The move in treasuries is justifiable and for the US government to think they can get global investors to bail them out of this mess by issuing long term obligations and paying 3% is ludicrous. The US dollar is dead and will be considerably lower years from now. Day to day the volatility is unpredictable, however even Warren Buffet recently said 5-10 years from now the US dollar could be considerably lower. Markets tend to move irrationally and to extremes when fear and greed is present and this is never been more apparent across all asset classes. The investor that diversifies their portfolio and can differentiate between perception and reality will come ahead in the long run.

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Energies

June crude oil closed up $6.01 last week, the highest close in 4 months. What was resistance will now become support between 55.75 and 56.25 with resistance at 60.00. Oil has traded higher 11 of the last 14 days on good volume so it is safe to say this rally is real and most likely sustainable, albeit with periodic setbacks. June heating oil was higher by 14.33 cents. Resistance comes in at 1.5375, support is seen between 1.47 and 1.48. It is not unreasonable to expect a 50% retracement of the recent move taking prices to 1.3525. June RBOB blasted higher by 19.72 cents last week trading to its highest level since 11/4. Resistance comes in between 1.75 and 1.80 with support at 1.63 followed by 1.55. We have advised clients to exit their July and August 20 cent bull call spreads at a profit. We should get a setback being the last 2 weeks we saw a 25% advance.

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June natural gas closed up 77 cents at its highest level in 5 weeks. Much of the move is attributed to an expected decline in US production and industrial usage coming back on line. Since bottoming on 4/30 prices have moved $1 higher or 33%. We advised clients to book partial profits on their longs and to tighten up stops. Perhaps one of my best trades ever (Sell August $3.25 puts & buy 6 September $8 calls) was bought for $150 and closed at $3,650. $3.25 should serve as the low; we see support at 3.90 with resistance at 4.50 in June.

Grains

As of last week the USDA said that 33% of the corn was planted, down from the five-year average of 50%. July corn was higher by 13 ¼ cents last week to its highest level since 1/26. Support comes in at 4.15 followed by 4.00 with resistance at 4.25 followed by 4.38. Based on the market, action traders are content being long rather than short into the USDA report as pre-report guesses have a lower ending stocks number due to strong demand and lower South American production. Longs have been in the driver seat but we expect a 30-40 cent correction starting this week and will have clients on the sidelines until this happens or we get a different read.

As of last week the USDA said that 6% of the soybean crop was planted, down from the five-year average of 11%. July soybeans were higher by 23 cents last week. Prices traded within a 40 cent range, we feel this sideways consolidation exhibited exhaustion. First support is seen at 10.90 but we anticipate a break to 10.60 and possibly 10.20. Resistance is seen at 11.20. We sold June $11 calls and have clients positioned in put spreads into the USDA report. We ought to see a correction lower being soybean acreage should come in greater than the previous report and even with a moderate drop in ending stocks the market has already priced in a significant increase in demand for US beans. On drier weather here and in South America perhaps the demand has been overestimated.

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Mother’s Day

» 10 May 2009 » In Dope » No Comments

Mother’s Day


Love Ya Moms – N.O.R.E.

Make sure you call Moms.

And get her some tulips.

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Peter Schiff: Don’t Be Fooled by Inflation

» 08 May 2009 » In money » 2 Comments

Peter Schiff: Don’t Be Fooled by Inflation

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Strike up the band, boys, happy days are here again! Recently released short-term economic data, including unemployment claims, non-farm payrolls, home sales, and business spending, which had been so unambiguously horrific in February and March, are now just garden-variety awful. With the Wicked Witch of Depression now apparently crushed under the house of Obamanomics, the Munchkins of Wall Street have sounded the all clear, pushing the Dow Jones up 25% from its lows. But the premature conclusion of their Lollipop Guild economists, that the crash of 2008/2009 is now a fading memory, is just as delusional as their failure to see it coming in the first place.

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Once again, the facts do not support the euphoria. Over the past few months, the government has literally blasted the economy with trillions of new dollars conjured from the ether. The fact that this “stimulus” has blown some air back into our deflating consumer-based bubble economy, and given a boost to an oversold stock market, is hardly evidence that the problems have been solved. It is simply an illusion, and not a very good one at that. By throwing money at the problem, all the government is creating is inflation. Although this can often look like growth, it is no more capable of creating wealth than a hall of mirrors is capable of creating people.

We are currently suffering from an overdose of past stimulus. A larger dose now will only worsen the condition. The Greenspan/Bush stimulus of 2001 prevented a much needed recession and bought us seven years of artificial growth. The multi-trillion dollar tab for that episode of federally-engineered economic bullet-dodging came due in 2008. The 2001 stimulus had kicked off a debt-fueled consumption binge that resulted in economic weakness, not strength. So now, even though the recent stimulus administered a much larger dose, we will likely experience a much smaller bounce. One can only speculate as to how much time this stimulus will buy and what it will cost when the bill arrives.

My guess is that, at most, the Bernanke/Obama stimulus will buy two years before the hangover sets in. However, since this dose is so massive, the comedown will be equally horrific. My fear is that when the drug wears off, we will reach for that monetary syringe one last time. At that point, the dosage may be lethal, and the economy will die of hyperinflation.

As always, the bulls fail to understand that investors can lose wealth even as nominal stock prices rise. As a corollary, the bearish case is not discredited by rising stock prices. While there are some bears that mistakenly cling to the idea that deflation will cause the dollar to rise, those of us in the inflation camp understand that the opposite will occur.

In the meantime, stocks are not rising because the long-term fundamentals of our economy are improving. If anything, the rise in global stock prices is due to investors realizing that cash is even riskier then stocks. The massive inflation that is the source of the stimulus is essentially punishment for those holding cash. To preserve purchasing power, investors must seek alternative stores of value, such as common stock.

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Manhattan Jewelry Store Heisted for a Million Plus

» 08 May 2009 » In Crime, money » 1 Comment

Manhattan Jewelry Store Heisted for a Million Plus

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A Manhattan jewelry store has been robbed of more than $1 million worth of diamonds.

Police say two robbers snatched a pair of diamond earrings and a diamond ring Thursday from Gioia Galleria, Inc., while security guards were at lunch.

Investigators say the store’s co-owner, Rafaela Amini, buzzed the two into the store.

Police say they doused her with pepper spray, knocked her to the ground and kicked her in the head.

She was treated at a hospital and released.

Police have made no arrests.

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Slightly, unnecessarily violent.

But not a bad payday.

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Downtown Los Angeles Jewelry Heist

» 06 May 2009 » In Crime, Dope » 2 Comments

Downtown Los Angeles Jewelry Heist

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Los Angeles police are looking for two armed thieves who set up camp in an empty business on Broadway, then broke through a wall into an adjacent jewelry store and robbed the owner of more than $500,000 in gold chains and earrings.

The heist was reported at B. Lewis Jewelry Manufacturing at 610 S. Broadway Friday afternoon, about the same time as the May Day protest downtown, said LAPD Lt. Paul Vernon.

It was not immediately clear if the robbery was timed to coincide with the protest, but Vernon said the thieves took unusual steps, including staying in the business overnight, employing a listening device to monitor employees next door and sawing through drywall.

“This was an unusually sophisticated robbery where the suspects apparently lay in wait, and it took a great deal of planning and patience,” Vernon said.

The jewelry thieves, who wore ski masks, pistol whipped and bound a man at the jewelry store with duct tape. The men, one short and portly and the other tall and skinny, also took the store’s video security system to try to hide their identity, Vernon said.

Police said the men left behind empty potato chip bags and a new ladder. One of the suspects sustained a severe bite to his finger. Police said one of the men went by the name Tony.

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Smooth heist.

If these guys were smart, they would have used fake names. Hence the “Tony”.

Never leave behind evidence like the “potato chip bags” unless its fake evidence.

And if you are going to leave food behind, make sure its something smooth…like a plate of Foie Gras. For style points.

Its getting harder and harder in this technological world for the Heistman. Most of us are switching to work with “Tech Crim Crews“.

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Identity Theft, Inc.: A Wild Ride with the World’s #1 Identity Thief

» 05 May 2009 » In Crime, Dope, money, People » 2 Comments

Identity Theft, Inc.: A Wild Ride with the World’s #1 Identity Thief

Just finished reading Identity Theft, Inc.: A Wild Ride with the World’s #1 Identity Thief.

Dope book, worth a read.

“Glenn Hastings”, the author, chronicles his exploits of assuming the identities of hundreds of identities and becoming rich.

He thoroughly breaks down how he does the crimes are committed against airlines, casinos, banks, mortgage companies and hotels.

A true story of how “crime pays”. And the French Riviera.

The crazy thing about reading this book is my path has crossed the author’s at many places and exact times in history.

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Being objective as a Commodity investor

» 04 May 2009 » In money » No Comments

Being objective as a Commodity investor

For May 4th– May 8th 2009
By: Matthew Bradbard

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For the last year and half we have gotten bad news about the economy and we are now starting to see more favorable news trickle in, the key is to be objective and to look at everything. It seems that all the markets are interconnected as the metals trade with the currencies, energies with equities and all agriculture seems to move together. Observe relationships and follow the flow of money. For instance, we’re not in a bull market in stocks but investors who have ignored equities because of a bad experience have missed a huge move, oil inventories are at an 18 year high but oil has moved $9 higher in the last 2 weeks. There is virtually no demand for cotton, yet prices have advanced 40% in the last month. Natural gas prices look cheap, however that was also the case 2 months ago, since then prices have dropped an additional $2. I guess what I’m getting at is don’t ignore the good or bad news and be more critical when making decisions in your portfolio.

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Energies

The US Department of Energy said crude oil supplies were up 4.1 million barrels, supplies of gasoline were down 4.7 million barrels while heating oil supplies were up 1.5 million barrels. June crude oil closed up $1.75 to post its second positive week in a row closing over $9off the previous week’s low. Energy prices appear to be pricing in a recovery and pick up in demand for later this year, though there is no support for that conclusion. That being said, prices may have gotten ahead of themselves and a correction is probable. Support is seen between 51.50/52 with resistance at 53.50 followed by 54.50. This week’s direction may be determined more by outside influence such as NFP and the stress tests as energies seem to be taking leadership from equities. June heating oil was higher by 1.26 cents which is not too impressive all things considered. Support comes in at 1.36 and resistance between 1.40/1.42. June RBOB was higher by 7.72 cents making its way to a 6 week high. Support is seen between 1.45/1.4650 with resistance at 1.5450. We have advised clients to put in GTC profit orders on any 20 cent July and August call spreads. We have a chance of seeing a move thru 1.57 this week which would trigger buy stops.

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The US Department of Energy said underground supplies of natural gas were up 82 billion cubic feet to 1.823 trillion cubic feet. Supplies are now up 34% from a year ago and up 23% from the five-year average. June natural gas ended up 16 cents or 4.7% on the week. Signs of stabilization in the manufacturing sector may well point towards a recovery in the industrial usage that has been lacking. Resistance comes in at the 20 day moving average at $3.63 which prices have not closed above since 3/25. The fact that we printed a new contract low and prices held is a positive sign, for now support should hold at 3.35. A trade idea; we will start to explore selling August $3 puts and buying 6 September $8 calls for even money. We would expect to keep the premium on the put and on an explosive move higher over the next few months trade out of the calls which presently would be deep out of the money.

Livestock

After the close Friday, the USDA estimated the week’s beef production at 516.7 million pounds, down 3.2% from a year ago. June live cattle ended 15 ticks higher, in spite of concerns that beef exports will be slower on the Swine flu concerns. Support is seen between 81.50/81.75 with resistance at the 9 day moving average at 82.10. August feeder cattle were off by 115 ticks closing at a 4 week low as it appears prices are heading lower. Resistance is seen at the 9 day moving average at 99.85 with support at 97.80 although we cannot rule out a trade below 97.00.

Pork production was estimated at 418.4 million pounds, down 2.7% from a year ago. Countries abroad announced that they will not import pork from the US due to Swine flu despite statements from world health officials that consuming pork is safe. Hogs are getting a bad wrap being there is no evidence that hog populations are suffering and outbreaks are traditionally named according to their origin. Last week the named was changed to the H1N1 virus from Swine flu but has the damage already been done? June lean hogs finished down just over 6 cents last week making new contract lows. We have advised aggressive traders to buy; buying June 72 calls for 90 points looking to exit at 200 points on a rebound. Also we have client’s long futures from 64.50/67.50 expecting the gap formed last week to be filled in coming weeks on a trade back to 71+.

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Text Message Game With a Fly Hipster Girl

» 01 May 2009 » In Game, Gentleman's Club, Girls » 7 Comments

Text Message Game With a Fly Hipster Girl

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I know the whole “Hipster” thing has been going on for a while now, but lately it is just taking over. Hipsters everywhere. And truth be told, even though I have swooped more Hipster Girls than any lead singer of any crappy band that they listen to, these girls really don’t respond very well to to your Humble Author.

Hipster Girls like Beta Males. They like “guys” with tight jeans, messy hair and emotions. Essentially, they like the antithesis of The G and his custom suit wearing, Alpha swaggering, cigarette smoking, Zippo Clacking, International Playboying self.

So I met this young fly Hipster girl named “Melissa” last week at this Art gig.

This “text message conversation” last night needs no further explanation:

Melissa The Hipster: Happy Thirsty Thursday! (10:16 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Hey, where are you? (10:17 pm)

MPM: Where are you? (10:25 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: @ (insert name of high profile crappy boutique hotel spot)…come! (10:25 pm)

MPM: Who are you with? (10:30 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: My Boyfriend (10:30 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Hes gay.. not to worry! (10:30 pm)

MPM: I am never worried (10:35 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Where u @? Come meet me! (10:35 pm)


MPM:
At (insert smooth French Brasserie with a solid Duck Confit and an owner who gives me huge Bordeaux pours, pro-bono) (10:42 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Going home..class early tmrw..maybe this weekend we ll run into each other (10:42 pm)

MPM: If you are lucky (10:44pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Ewwwww (10:44pm)

So what did I do?

Went to my local Gentleman’s Club and swooped a fly Exotic Dancer.

Got blown like Miami Condo Debris, then bounced like them cars out in Long Beach.

“Some girls say I’m the cutest, others say that I’m the rudest,
meditate like a Budist, expose em like a nudist,
I’m Jesus they Judas, my diamonds the bluest,
got the answers, they clueless, Ashanti foolish.”

- Cam’ron

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