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Only Stock up today: Campbell Soup

The only stock to rise in the Standard & Poor’s 500 index today was Campbell Soup Co. (NYSE:CPB), which edged up 12 cents to $37.75.

Soup lines in our future?

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Only other stock that did “decent”, Hormel Foods Corp.(NYSE:HRL), which slipped just 13 cents to $36.25, which of course is the maker of Spam.

Spam Musubi is so Ono.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Rick James – Ghetto Life lyrics:

When I was a young boy
Growing up in the ghetto
Hanging out on corners
Singing with the fellas
Looking for the cute chicks
Trying to find a bit of fun
Looking for some trouble
Or anyone who’ll give me some

When I was a young man
Kind of free and fancy
Met this little cute girl
She said her name was Nancy
She had pigtails to her shoulders
She couldn’t have been much older
She taught me what I had to know
To make a girl not want to go

She was very kinky
In the ghetto
She laid her pigtails down on me
In the ghetto
And I was feeling oh so sneaky
In the ghetto
I had to see what love could be
In the ghetto

Rick James – Ghetto Life

How to Save Money in a Down Economy

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With the Market getting pummeled like Tommy “The Hit Man” Hearns in the third round with Marvelous Marvin Hagler I have been getting tons of emails about how to save Money in a Down Economy.

Here is a great tip:

If you are anything like me, you will have fly girls that you swooped out of Nightclubs, Gentleman’s Clubs, off the street, and from bars at your crib, five nights a week, kicking off their heels and enjoying a few drinks.

The drink of choice, typically, is to make up a Grey Goose (or some other clean vodka) and Soda for yourself and something vodka related for the fly girl. Or pop a bottle of Champagne. But we all know, top shelf liquors and French Champagne can eat into your Bankroll, especially in a Down Economy.

So for a Down Economy Hedge, save your empty Ketel and Goose bottles and funnel in some low grade vodka. Also, go down to the little Italian Market down the street and pick up some low cost Italian Proseccos or Spanish Cavas. Show me a girl who can tell the difference, and I will show you someone with a more stylish Jab than a young Muhammad Ali. (Even Sophistos can’t really tell the difference, and I have done the unofficial case studies to prove it.)

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Just make sure you “mark” the real bottles of liquor for yourself. You don’t want to drink the cheap stuff, it will make you look older.

What do I do?

I don’t sweat it too much. I can afford top shelf spirits. (Pulling Heists is pretty much recession proof).

Although, I will pull this “hustle” sometimes especially on snotty, snobby Bottle Service club girls.

For the innovation factor, of course.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

“Marvelous” Marvin Hagler vs. Thomas “The Hitman” Hearns

Damn, it Feels Good to Be a Banker: Bankers vs. Consultants

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Pretty damn funny video promoting the book Damn, it Feels Good to Be a Banker: And Other Baller Things You Only Get to Say If You Work On Wall Street (Click Here to Buy). Made famous from the blog http://www.leveragedsellout.com (Which I am sure it felt better to be a banker a few years ago).

Damn, it Feels Good to Be a Banker: Bankers vs. Consultants

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Some of the best lyrics by the banker:

“I got a house in the Hamptons and a penthouse loft
But you’ve got intangibles, is that why your skills are so soft?
Over at 1OAK the bouncer looks at you sideways
Get back to your roots, there’s no line at TGI Friday’s
Hypothetical scenario: you get into the joint
You still can’t buy bottles with Starwood Points!”

“Might work 100-hour weeks, barely sleep
Do some blow off my desk when I’m eight red bulls deep
Compared to what you do, my job’s a challenge
I like my bankroll, bro
KEEP YOUR F#$*ING WORK-LIFE BALANCE!”

But I think the best line is by the consultant:

“And I know something about you…
You went to Walt Whitman – that’s a PUBLIC SCHOOL!”

Either way, its better to be a hedge fund guy or a PE guy any day. And its better than any of them to be a G any day or night.

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The Rest is Up to You…..

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

How to Make Money in a Down Economy (continued)?

We have already covered The Top Ten ways to Make Money in a Down Economy. Here is another way:

Exotic Dancer Garage Sale

If you are anything like me, and swoop Exotic Dancers every week, you will have mad stuff at your crib that Exotic Dancers have left behind. Things like watches, rings, earrings, Diamonds, Emeralds, Ruby, Sapphires, glasses, drugs, shoes, dresses, costumes etc. (And I don’t mean the Exotic Dancers named Diamond, Emerald, Ruby and Sapphire from the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, real names, Cindy, Mindy, Ruby and Jenny, either.)

Hell even if you have applied 10% of the crap I have written in this blog, you will have black plastic bags full of stuff that Exotics have left behind.

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If you need a review, read these:

Manifesto Destiny: The Gentleman’s Club

Manifesto Destiny II: Innovative Gentleman’s Club Concepts

The Gentleman’s Club Theorem AKA The Local Bar Theorem

Advanced move for Picking up Exotic Dancers

Top Ten Strip Club Mistakes

So anyways, if you need some scratch in a Down Economy, sell the stuff. Sell it to other Exotics at a discount, hell, its 100% profit.

Can’t beat that these days, even in the Bean Game.

Mad Innovative.

Side note:

Civilian Girls leave tons of Jewels behind too.

The Rest is Up to You…..

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Solange Knowles-Sandcastle Disco

How bad is the economy in the United States?

So bad that illegal immigrants are leaving this country and returning to Mexico in record numbers. Even the number of Mexicans wishing to enter the United States has dropped dramatically as indicated by the number of apprehensions by the U.S. Border Patrol. Arrests have fallen by as much as 20 percent compared to last year despite increased surveillance and enforcement.

With the devastating economic downturn in the housing market, immigrant workers are no longer in great demand and job opportunities are quickly drying up. Immigrant workers are choosing to go home rather than wait for an economic rebound as analysts predict a prolonged housing slump. Construction labor that would come from home remodeling, painting and landscaping is no longer plentiful as only the few well-off Americans have the necessary disposable income to spend on such projects.

No one is certain about the total size of the mass exodus back to Mexico. But, one group says the undocumented population has voluntarily left the United States by an incredible, whopping 11 percent (almost one and half million immigrants) in just the past 12 months alone.

Source

Who can really blame them. Our country is F*#ked.

At least you can smoke in bars in Mex. Plus, there is plenty of action and fly girls in Tijuana not to mention other cities.

The Rest is Up to You…..

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Kid Frost – Another Firme Rola (Bad Cause I’m Brown)

Tucanes de Tijuana – El Ojo de Agua