Is it just me, or are Exotic Dancers easier to swoop in a Down Economy?
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA Your favorite International Playboy’s, favorite International Playboy
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
Prop. K in San Francisco calls for legal prostitution
Proposition K would effectively decriminalize prostitution in the city by barring the Police Department from investigating and prosecuting it. The measure is being alternately hailed as a human rights landmark or a misguided venture that will turn San Francisco into a playground for sex tourists and pimps.
Proposition K
What it does: Would decriminalize prostitution in San Francisco, deny funds for the First Offender Prostitution Program commonly known as “john school,” and forbid the city from using state or federal funds that involve racial profiling to identify human trafficking victims.
Supporters: Erotic Service Providers Union, San Francisco Democratic Party, Harvey Milk Democratic Club, La Raza Centro Legal.
Argument in support: Will improve safety for sex workers, reduce sexually transmitted diseases and save the city millions of dollars spent annually on prosecuting prostitution while still requiring enforcement of laws against sexual assault, coercion and other crimes.
Opponents: Mayor Gavin Newsom, District Attorney Kamala Harris, Alice B. Toklas LGBT Democratic Club
I don’t really understand these kind “Props” that well, but if it really Legalizes Prostitution and protects the girls, then I am all for it.
Think of how dope San Francisco will be. We will be mixing up some serious Cioppino. Either way I am headed there early November.
Come on Gavin!
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA Your favorite International Playboy’s, favorite International Playboy
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
What’s love got to do with it Tina Turner (Grammy’s 1985)
The G Manifesto is like a God-damn Swami with this shit. Only in custom Savile Row suits and no turban.
The G Manifesto’s latest prediction had to do with Exotic Dancing becoming an Olympic Sport. (When it comes to Exotic Dancers and Heists, I have my finger on the pulse…so to speak.)
It was a busy time for pole dancers in Amsterdam over the weekend.
While the red light district’s troupe were gyrating as usual on Friday night, a host of girls from Albania to Spain flew in to compete for the European pole dance championship title.
Wearing sportswear reminiscent of Olympic gymnasts rather than skimpy leotards, girls performed gravity-defying dance routines based around two 6-metre poles — one rotating, one fixed.
“Everything which we do requires so much strength. You train your legs and your muscles. It has nothing to do with eroticism. You have no time to think of that!” said Jeannine Wikering, the 26-year-old competitor for Germany who came third.
“I think one day it should be an Olympic sport — but that will take time. You would have to agree which moves on which to judge competitors, at the moment we all have such different routines,” she added.
Galina Troschenko, a 36-year-old representing Spain, won the event judged by a panel of five with a virtuoso performance full of acrobatic feats.
“I’ve only been doing this for three years, but I suppose I have a background as a dancer,” she said.
Enthusiasts say pole dancing has taken off in recent years, with a rising number of classes set up to show women how to pole dance safely — without pulling muscles or falling from the top of the pole.
The 10 girls of different nationalities taking part had competed for the contest in their home countries and most donned tracksuits at the end, reinforcing the sporting image.
Kenneth Tao was in an audience of several hundred watching the event in a central Amsterdam night-club.
“I didn’t see anything which I thought was erotic. It was gymnastic,” he said.
“I was watching their choreography in particular.”
Some thoughts:
- First off, how was I not invited to the European Pole Dance Championships?
- Jeannine Wikering, I agree everything you do requires strength. We should discuss in detail at my crib over some Champagne and you can kick off your clear heels.
- “one day (Exotic Dancing) should be an Olympic sport” . Agreed. I came up with the idea after all.
- Congratulations Galina Troschenko! We should discuss your victory in detail at my crib over some Champagne and you can kick off your clear heels.
- “Enthusiasts say pole dancing has taken off in recent years”. I would agree completely. I personally go long Exotic Dancers…So to speak.
- Kenneth Tao said “I didn’t see anything which I thought was erotic. It was gymnastic, I was watching their choreography in particular.” Yeah, I watch the “choreography” too.
- Why do all the good competitions happen in Amsterdam? The European Pole Dance Championships. The Cannabis Cup. Etc.
- The ten girls “donned tracksuits at the end (of the competition), reinforcing the sporting image.” Yeah. I am definitely familiar with an Exotic Dancer rolling over to my crib after work in a Juicy Couture tracksuit. I just never thought this was “reinforcing the sporting image.” I always just think of swooping. But maybe that’s just me.
The Rest is Up To You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
Rick James – You & I – Mary Jane (Midnight Special)
If you are anything like me, and swoop Exotic Dancers every week, you will have mad stuff at your crib that Exotic Dancers have left behind. Things like watches, rings, earrings, Diamonds, Emeralds, Ruby, Sapphires, glasses, drugs, shoes, dresses, costumes etc. (And I don’t mean the Exotic Dancers named Diamond, Emerald, Ruby and Sapphire from the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, real names, Cindy, Mindy, Ruby and Jenny, either.)
Hell even if you have applied 10% of the crap I have written in this blog, you will have black plastic bags full of stuff that Exotics have left behind.
I don’t think either of these tracks are “Gentleman’s Club Classics” per se, (and I don’t mean Tom Keller’s Per Se either) but I have been peeling Exotic Dancers to these tracks lately.
I haven’t been watching the Olympics too much because the US Boxing Team is on the ropes. And most of the sports are just way too boring, save of course, women’s gymnastics. Plus, I have just had a lot on my plate lately. (When I say “I have a lot on my plate, I mean I have been swooping tons of fly girls…fyi).
I came up with a great idea last night to really up the viewer ship of the Olympics: make Exotic Dancing an Olympic Sport.
I can’t believe no one has thought of this before.
Imagine (and I don’t mean Imagine who works at Seemless, real name Sarah either):
“And taking the Gold for the USA…Jasmine (real name Cindy) from The Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, Nevada!”
The Olympic committee should seriously consider this.
The Rest is Up To You…
Michael Porfirio Mason AKA The Peoples Champ AKA The Game Doctor Spock The Guide to Getting More out of Life http://www.thegmanifesto.com
Rick James – Superfreak [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjVF3TuupW0&hl=en&fs=1]
Kardinal Offishall ft. Akon – Dangerous – Soon to be Gentleman’s Club Classic
Akon has a nack for these “Gentleman’s Club Classic’s”.
Doesn’t he?
Ohhh yeah, that’s her
The big dog tryin to get her little kitty to purr
Next man lookin at me like I’m Lucifer
Cause he knows I’ll deal with the case yes sir
If I was the last man on earth,
I would only take that girl, end the search
She’ll give a new definition to the word curve
Got chicks in the strip club, envying her’s
Bodies like (what), is a mass irruptions,
Sit the glass on that fat obstruction,
Tongue game give a new type seduction
I’m try and get back her something
Rick’s Cabaret to purchase Scores-Las Vegas club for $21 million
Rick’s Cabaret International Friday said it would buy Scores-Las Vegas for $21 million, a dope move it said would add 29 cents a share to its annual earnings.
Scores is a 23,000-square foot club of pure heaven (or maybe its hell, either way, it’s dope) located in Las Vegas.
Under the terms of the agreement, Rick’s will pay $16 million in cash and a $5 million convertible debenture (really a bargain if you think about it) that bears 4% interest. Rick’s will also get an option to buy the property on which the club is located (probably a good move).
The deal is expected to happen on June 10.
Shares of Ricks’s is up 83% over the past 52 weeks. I have been riding this stock since back in 2004 around the pre-Katrina days when I was chopping up Ricks New Orleans like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Or those cats that owned the Gemini Lounge.
So, you have convinced the Exotic Dancer, who earlier in the week won a $750 pole dancing competition at a rival Gentleman’s Club, to cruise home with you when she gets off work. (Which, is weird, since I recently swooped on an Exotic Dancer who won a $750 pole dancing competition at a rival Gentleman’s Club earlier this week. But that’s neither Brioni nor Armani.) But you still are far from Paradise (and I don’t mean Club Paradise in Las Vegas or Club Paradise in Kiev, Ukraine either). Either way, you have been keeping a grin on her now. And she wants to travel with you where they wear bikinis in the winter too now. And maybe she thinks, in time, you will spend a few thou. So, things are looking lovely (and I don’t mean that fly Exotic Dancer I know named Lovely that works at Scores in NYC, real name Cindy, either). But before she wants to come over to you crib, she wants to get something to eat. We all are familiar with the concept that Exotics like to eat after work. The pinnacle moment of the swoop comes when she says something like, “Do you want to go to Denny’s?” and you say “Sure, I will meet you there”. Wrong answer.
Side note: Exotic Dancers don’t always have the best taste in late night cuisine.
Wu-Tang Clan – Ice Cream
Meeting an Exotic Dancer at a place like Denny’s isn’t a horrible move on paper (after all, you are doing better that 99.9% of the guys in the Gentleman’s Club, since you actually Are meeting an Exotic Dancer after she gets off work). But keep in mind, you are still a few rounds away from winning a unanimous decision on the judges cards. Meeting an Exotic at a place like Denny’s, does open you up to many potential Cambodian Landmines.
Running into guys from the Gentleman’s Club that she fleeced for $1200 earlier in the night.
Running into regular drunk guy, eating some “Moons over My Hammy”, trying to put salt in your Game.
Tina Turner “Private Dancer”
So how does the upwardly mobile G get past this? Great question. The best thing to do is meet at your crib or luxury hotel room and keep some high-end cuisine on staff at your crib. I typically keep some freshly made insalata caprese made with Imported buffalo mozzarella, heirloom tomatoes, basil vinaigrette, or Côte de porc charcutière with hand rolled gnocchi or freshly caught surf clam with nasturtium, cucumber and shallots in my fridge for situations such as these. At least, keep some imported High-end meats and cheeses in the fridge. Let’s face it though, you can probably have some pizza or homemade pastas on hand and it will probably do the trick. I just like to go for the style points that haute cuisine brings. Plus I like Salmón a la sidra con huevas de trucha at 3am.
Donna Summer – Bad Girls (at Johnny Carson’s in 1979)
Having Haute Cuisine on staff is preferable to cooking food at your crib as well. This is especially apparent when you have got two Exotics at your crib. The time it takes to bust out some Lobster Ravioli’s with a Peekytoe Crab Aurora Sauce could make the Exotics lose their edge. And we don’t want anyone to lose their edge, right?
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Patra – Worker Man (not sure what is about Patra. Except she might be the hottest girl who has ever lived. But I am not sure why. Watch this and maybe you can help me figure it out.) Either way, I think it is time for a trip to Jamaica again.
DONNA SUMMER Bad Girls (Demo 1979) I like this version also.
