The G Manifesto Awards, The Best of 2009

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The G Manifesto Awards, The Best of 2009

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Here are the 2nd G Manifesto Awards. The 1st G Manifesto Awards, are here: The G Manifesto Awards, The Best of 2007. I missed 2008 as I was busy swooping girls and had a little street War to contend with at the time. (Also check out the Outlook for 2008, where I was like the Nouriel Roubini of this Game s*it, of sorts).

Again, these Awards are places or things that I have been to or experienced in 2009. So don’t get itchy if your local nightclub in Cleveland doesn’t make the list.

Best International Nightlife City: Buenos Aires. Sure the place is slightly overrun by Bankers and everyone is starting to go there, but the nightlife, fly girls, hours of operation, Vino and steaks make the place worthwhile.

Best US Nightlife City: New York City. Hands down. Honestly, though, it is more by default. Still, I have never been on VH1, but I Love New York.

Best Gentleman’s Club City: Las Vegas. Where else can you pull three fly exotic dancers out of a club before the ice starts melting in your first Goose and Soda?

Personally, being Beyond Undefeated in Las Vegas doesn’t hurt my opinion of the place. Notwithstanding, the Ed Hardy shirts, which is saying a lot.

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Best Comeback City: New Orleans. My love affair with New Orleans is well documented. This year was the first year since Katrina where the swagger seemed to return. Do as a G does; visit often and drop CASH.

Best High-Action City: Tijuana, Mexico. I wouldn’t exactly call it a love affair with Tijuana, but I have spent mad time there and turned mad dollars there. The place is actually a lot safer now than the papers would lead you to believe.

Best Gentleman’s Club: The Rhino. Still the Idol, the highest title, and numero uno like Special Ed.

Best Day Game City: Buenos Aires. The volume of fly girls for Street Game makes it hard to ignore.

Best Beach Locals: The Somali Pirates. These guys made the boys from The North Shore and The Bra Boys seem tame. They made mad dough, raged hard, protected their coast, swooped mad girls and even caused real estate bubbles in other countries. Hell, I have been seriously considering rolling down there and joining the fun. I wonder if there are some un-crowded points to be had to the brain?

Best International Restaurant: Restaurante Arzak in San Sebastian. Spain is really kicking out the best grinds right now. And Restaurante Arzak is top rank. I am frothing at the mouth thinking about it. Will be there again in May.

Best US Restaurant: Galatories. The best goddamn restaurant in America. I love how they even make President’s wait for a table.


I get top tier service.

Honorable Mention: Gramercy Tavern. I have to include this spot because of the first class treatment, pro-bono wine pours and the sweet breads. Nothing about it the meal was “so-so”, more like “fabuloso”. Additionally, I was politicking with this fly chick and digging her moves because she smooth and she choose to pay dues.

Best International Hotel: Four Seasons Hotel George V, Paris, France. Decadence since 1928. I really like the indoor pool surrounded by tromp l’oeil murals of the Versailles gardens.

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Best US Hotel: The Waldorf Towers, New York. The one bedroom Grand suites with the separate entrance are style and elegance defined. They are not cheap (about 5k), but they really do pay for themselves.

Best Fight: Juan Manuel Marquez VS Juan Diaz. Marquez proves once again how he is The G in a come from behind devastating knockout of an 80’s baby.

Also worth mentioning: Marcos Maidana destroying Victor Ortiz, Miguel Cotto’s gutsy win over Josh Clottey and Manny Pacquiao’s defeat of Miguel Cotto (fight was more competitive than many would believe).

Most Masterful Performance: Floyd Mayweather, Jr. VS Juan Manuel Marquez.

Best Blog: Roissy in DC. I would have said The G Manifesto, but that would have seemed rigged, right? In all seriousness, Roissy kicked out gem after gem almost every day of the year and truly transcended.

Best Forum: RooshV Forum. If you like traveling and swooping fly foreign girls, then this is your forum.

Best Blog to Book: “A Dead Bat in Paraguay” by RooshV. Here is the review: Roosh V’s New Book: A Dead Bat in Paraguay

Fighter of the Year: Manny Pacquiao. Nothing really else needs to be said.

Upset of the Year: 4-1 Underdog Sugar Shane Mosley’s destruction of Antonio Margarito. Shane fought a perfect fight, great jab, perfect straight right over the top, fought dirty and fought at the perfect distance. Ring Generalship personified.

Greatest Loss: Arturo Gatti. Alexis Arguello. Vernon “The Viper” Forrest. Sol Price. Rest in Peace.

Best Movie: Rise of the Footsoldier. Best movie of the Decade, in fact.

Best Hip-Hop Album: Four way tie. Wale’s Attention Deficit, AZ’s Legendary, Clipse’s Til the Casket Drops, Raekwon’s Only Built 4 Cuban Linx… Pt. II

Best Hip-Hop Track: I Hate My Job, Cam’ron. Nothing captured 2009 better than Cam’s “recession rap” track when most American’s were coming out with a pitiful rookerful of money.

Funny too.

Ayo I’m lookin’ for a job, ain’t nobody hiring,
Then I ask the boss, “when y’all doin’ firing?”

Great sample from Barbara Mandrell’s “Sleeping Single In A Double Bed”.

Best Break out Hip-Hop Artist: No, not Asher Roth or Drake. It’s Black Milk. “Losing Out” was enough to do it.

Best Soul Track and Album: Maxwell – Pretty Wings and BLACKsummers’night. The cat was gone for eight years. No wonder this decade was terrible. Come to think of it, anyone seen D’Angelo?

Side note: Keep an ear out for Sade’s Soldier of Love on 2010.

Best Artist: Doze Green. Reach out to me, I want to hook some pieces.

Best Actor: Mike Tyson in The Hangover.

Best Actress: Not sure. Probably some P0rn girl.

Best US Race Track: The Del Mar Racetrack. Once again, The Del Mar Racetrack is Southern California’s saving grace.

Best Heist: The Dinnertime Bandit said it best, “Without a shadow of a doubt, the $65 million heist in London in August. They weren’t the most intelligent criminals, but for absolutely balls, and thinking big, they get the rewards.”

Woman of The Year: Ashley Alexandra Dupré. It is truly amazing how this girl has kept her mouth shut (so to speak) for the entire year. She deserves all the props in the world, and a shining beacon of hope for her self-absorbed peers of her generation.

Honorable Mention: Sonia Sotomayor

G of the Year: Joaquín Guzmán Loera. No one did it bigger in 2009 than “El Chapo”. Untouchable like Elliot Ness. Hell, he even came in at #701 on Forbes’ list of richest people in the world with an estimated net worth of $2 billion. A low estimate if I have ever seen one.

Till next year.

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17 Comments on "The G Manifesto Awards, The Best of 2009"

  1. The G Manifesto
    02/01/2010 at 11:22 pm Permalink

    Finally. we missed the 08 awards.

    once again its on in true hilarious fashion.

  2. The G Manifesto
    03/01/2010 at 9:59 am Permalink

    No cigar of the year? Or wine?

  3. The G Manifesto
    Jen Solomon
    03/01/2010 at 12:36 pm Permalink

    Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up! Mike Tyson best actor? You are out of your mind.

  4. The G Manifesto
    The Dinnertime Bandit
    04/01/2010 at 4:30 am Permalink

    good post.

  5. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    04/01/2010 at 10:34 am Permalink



    – MPM

  6. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    04/01/2010 at 10:34 am Permalink


    Good ones. I missed those.


    – MPM

  7. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    04/01/2010 at 10:35 am Permalink

    Jen Solomon,

    Tyson was easily the best actor of ’09.

    – MPM

  8. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    04/01/2010 at 10:36 am Permalink

    The Dinnertime Bandit,

    Thanks. And Thanks for reminding me of the “best heist”.

    – MPM

  9. The G Manifesto
    X King
    04/01/2010 at 5:30 pm Permalink

    Mike Tyson: By the way man, where you get that cop car from?
    Stu Price: We uh, stole it from these dumbass cops.
    Mike Tyson: *Nice*!
    Mike Tyson: *Nice*! High five there!… That’s nice!

  10. The G Manifesto
    07/01/2010 at 9:12 am Permalink

    This is a pretty good list but I wonder did you get a chance to see the movie Bronson and Hear the Pac Div Cd before you made it?

  11. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    07/01/2010 at 10:29 am Permalink


    Haven’t seen Bronson, good tip. Is it available in the US?

    “Hear the Pac Div Cd before you made it?”

    Not the whole album. Another good tip.

    – MPM

  12. The G Manifesto
    07/01/2010 at 2:41 pm Permalink

    Bronson is available on Netflix.

  13. The G Manifesto
    07/01/2010 at 6:16 pm Permalink

    Your blog never gets old to me. Love the post here. Take advantage of the day

  14. The G Manifesto
    08/01/2010 at 1:38 pm Permalink

    By Tyson I though you meant the documentary of James Toback… it is really straight man talk… gotta see it. At all cost.

    Cigar of 2009 : I am still a débutant aficionado, so I enjoyed almost all the 15-20 new cigars brands I tried this year. Oliva serie O natural. 601 Green Label.
    But the Cubans… they just have that little something… for me it was the HoyoDeMonterrey Petit Robusto.

    Now I need a dope lighter…

  15. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    08/01/2010 at 3:05 pm Permalink


    “Bronson is available on Netflix.”

    I got to get with that Netflix thing.

    – MPM

  16. The G Manifesto
    The G Manifesto
    08/01/2010 at 3:05 pm Permalink


    Thanks for the cigar tips.

    – MPM


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